WOULD YOU RATHER? (Elders React: Gaming)

- Squirrels instead of hands, they

would

be too close to your face. - I don't see myself in a bikini. - And I think you agree with me. (gasping) DON'T YOU?! ♪ (8-bit intro) ♪ - "Would you

rather

?" Maybe I

would

, yes. - I only know how to play it at parties. -You choose the lesser of two evils, and with some of them, he doesn't win in any way. - (FBE) So this is "Would You Rather?" We'll have him answer some questions and see how often his opinions side with the majority. - Okay, I'm probably in the minority. My choices are usually strange. - I don't know.

Sometimes I'm a little strange. - I try to stay in touch with the world, so it could be a disaster. - Let's do it. I'm ready. - Do I prefer to drink Pepsi or a Coca-Cola? Coke, of course! There is no doubt about that. Most people have to prefer Coca-Cola. They just do it. Yeah, I mean, Coca-Cola is far superior. The taste of Pepsi just tastes faker. It has a disgusting aftertaste. It's not that bubbly either. - Oh, I like this one. Be James Bond, 007. Be Dr. Who...uh-uh, James Bond. That's my Boy. I like Daniel Craig because he's a bit of a badass and, you know, Sean Connery, that's my favorite. - Would you

rather

be a cat? be a dog?

Oh, not even a question. The dogs are cute and cuddly. Cats are a bit on the verge of psychosis. You just don't know what's going to happen. Then he would definitely be a dog. Definitely. Yes, 63%...should have been a higher percentage. - Being an NFL starting kicker in the league for 15... oh, that's what I always wanted to do. Being an NFL starting quarterback in the league for four years. I always wanted to be a quarterback too, but in terms of money, quarterbacks make more, but longevity is key to setting records and 15 years as a kicker, he could make more money than four years as a quarterback.

Yeah, I'm going to go with the kicker. Okay, yes, quarterback is more glory, and that's why more people choose that, and that's what I would have preferred to have been, but not just for four years. I want to go 15 years. - Be a NASCAR driver in the red; be a horse rider. I'm so sorry, but NASCAR drivers have no business picking up poop. The cars have wheels with accelerator and nitrogen pedals, they go very fast and I like to go very fast. NASCAR. 73%, good. That's pretty good, 73%. You guys are smart! - Would you rather admit all of your guilty pleasures to friends and family or never engage in any of your guilty pleasures again?

Well, admit it all. I think at this point, my friends and family wouldn't be surprised at all that it's a guilty pleasure. But never participate again? I think because I'm older, older people really have less trouble with things like, "This is who I am. Take it or leave it." The younger ones would probably just say, "Oh no, I'll never participate again." Ah OK! Is near. Yes, because then you can just have new guilty pleasures. - Okay, always speak in pig Latin or always speak in Shakespearean dialogues. I'm going to leave out the pig Latin. I'm going to go with Shakespeare because he can be more eloquent and fun that way.

Yes, they agreed with me. - Would you rather only have a first grade education or live in a world where everyone else only has a first grade education? - That's easy. (laughs) We all want to be elitist. I can teach those who only have a first grade education. - I would have to suffer my own stupidity in that sense because if the world only had first grade education, it would be terrible. And it is the minority. - Would you rather be a genius in a world of unintelligent people, (laughs) be unintelligent in a world of geniuses?

Wow, to be a genius in a world of people who couldn't understand you? I think that would drive you crazy. And being unintelligent in a world of geniuses, the geniuses could come together and fix everything. I think I'd rather be unintelligent in a world full of geniuses and see what they come up with, so I'm turning red. Oh! Wow, I was impressed. - Would you rather yell a curse word between each word or get punched in the face after each curse word? I'd rather curse between every damn word. And I think you agree with me. (panting) DON'T YOU?!

Do you want to be punched in the face? Are you crazy? I'll punch you. Come find me. I'll punch you. I have a great left hook. - Would you rather fight an alligator or fight a bear? I have fought a bear. - (FBE) Do you have? - I have fought with a bear. In fact, I was the MC for a bear wrestling show at an amusement park when I was 21 years old. So I'd say I'd rather fight a bear because at least you're on land. Most chose an alligator. Did you know? Come to think of it, they don't have the dexterity of a bear, so if you get on their back, they can't turn around and bite you.

I should have thought of that before. - He lives in a foreign city and doesn't know the language, he lives alone on an island. Oh no, I don't want to be alone. Well, here we go. Because I can learn, you know, try to learn a language, but alone, no. I am a social butterfly. - Okay, blue! Being stranded alone; Being stuck with someone you hate? Being alone, I mean, has its good things, but being stuck with someone you hate, can we work on getting along, because being abandoned, man, can get crazy crazy. I would choose someone you hate because I think they can change.

Hey, it's not bad. Yes, being alone... it's hard. - Would you rather have squirrels for hands or guinea pigs for feet? Oh, guinea pigs instead of feet, absolutely. Squirrels instead of hands, they would be too close to your face. So no, keep the animals down. And people would be okay with that. Of course they would. Who wants a squirrel in your hand? Nasty creatures. - Would you rather have a giant birthmark that covers 78% of your face or have a two-foot tail? There are multiple uses for a two-foot tail. Being on the golf course, I'm behind a tree, I'm talking to the guys and my tail pushes him from behind the tree out in the open, he doesn't see anything.

While a birthmark covers 78% of your face, it doesn't have much value there. So I'm going to have a two-foot tail and 80% agree with me. Wise people, wise people. - Wear a wool suit in the Sahara? Oh no! Or wear a bikini in Antarctica? (apprehensively) Oh! Oh! Oh, they're both... oh, they're both terrible. I hate the heat. I hate the... I can't wait for the cold to hit us here because this heat is driving me crazy. I think the heat is worse in old age, but of course, I have been cold in old age and my bones hurt a lot, but I don't see myself wearing a bikini.

I'm going to have a hard time in the Sahara in a wool suit and just sweat. Bikini just won't make it in Antarctica. Nah-uh, no. - Will you never be able to say thank you or please? Sometimes you don't have the opportunity to say please, but you always have to make time to say thank you. It's just one of my things in life. I could live with that. Ah OK. Wow. Thank you is more important than please. Please is also important, but thank you is the most. - (FBE) It seems like you agreed with the majority about 67% of the time. - Some of them were a little silly, these are fun. - It's very interesting and I didn't realize there would be so much thought process.

I thought it would be a little sillier. - That was fun. I love things like this, where you're a little proactive and have an opinion. Yes, yes, I will definitely tell my friends about this. - Thanks for watching us play, would you rather? in the React channel. - Subscribe! New episodes almost every day. - Bye bye! - Hello everyone, this is Derek, one of the producers of the React channel. I'll regret saying this, but let's play a fun little game. Let's play "Would you rather?" on the comments. If you ask me a question, I will answer it for you.