Don't Be A Half Repper

everyone in the gym is a professional show. I see you're not fooling anyone when you pitch, go away, you can drive and barely fully unwrap this genocide of the lifting code is known as

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repeating is Personally insulting, like when a guy opens up I walk through 225 on the bench, act like I'm part of the 225 club, now act like I can actually lift that weight, but if you've ever gotten to the point in your lifting career where you can adequately rep up to 25 , you know that feeling of accomplishment, you've been on that long, dark, horrible road of 185 and 205 benching for what seemed like an eternity and now this bench jumper carelessly throws himself over two plates, bends his elbow. like a few times he then he sits down and actually gives it to your brother now that guy doesn't respect the weight because he never earned it.

I earned it, my GD, like the other week, I cheated on it, although I printed a Kinkos halfway through. my way through school you might be half a rapper and you don't even know it, you might find yourself passing every seat like, oh, you should just go down until our elbows are at 90 degrees on the bench, oh, it's bad for your shoulders , oh, you don't want to bend over completely, come back to you, oh, it's bad for your knees, this is the same guy who will say that your penis only needs to be three inches long because that's all the vagina can feel, like this It's how you know it, plus it's 2 or 1/2 ah, some people understand that, so if you're a friend suspect you may be half a rapper, here are four of America's most wanted, uh, yeah, you can find me, google me, traps, neck on my back, my and my crack, suspect number one, bad bank.

Billy, I'm going down, baby, as far as I can comfortably go down, my God, cow, I wanted to not touch the ball on your chest on the bench press and loaf on the bench, last seen stacked on plates, no clips to go stopped to get attention, the suspect then proceeded to struggle to bend over. his elbows approximately 30 degrees before slamming the weight again against the rack, the suspect then reportedly sat down and claimed he had nailed it, he continued to recklessly add more weight. Later reports would confirm that he had not, in fact, nailed him, known associates on a squad bench. frozen at the sight of an idiotic fuss with high fives and bad form and the point too involved half squat and hairy ah-hoo dizzy take a minute God, this guy wanted to for not squatting at least parallel and thinking it's better than you because he is lifting his legs last seen on the squat rack was repeatedly swinging under the ball, blatant grunting was heard and a disturbance was reported when community members complained that there is no way for him to actually get squatting, witness testimony states that a squat dissent of no more than five inches onlookers were horrified to see the shaking knees. active butt our suspect was last seen wearing knee pads and a lifting belt and hit a known guy associated with a group of middle aged married men who just want to get out of the house for an hour and a dangerously unqualified spotter who is not married and possibly a small gay pull-up P pause sought for violent some momentum during pull-ups Representative faking and thinking they were actually pull-ups last seen holding cable machine hostage and a witness ocular reported erratic behavior in the form of a push-up Burpee pull- on the circuit numerous casualties occurred due to a European level of excessive sweat, known associates, a misfit gang of unfit CrossFitters, and the type of sports rehab he sells constantly unlicensed massage therapy sessions. lie just dropped Oh, for housekeeping wanted for falsifying force reports, illegal use of equipment and trespassing on my real estate last seen in heated altercation with disinterested gym goers, witnesses speculate dispute arose over his ability to bend 135 do not be alarmed the suspect is considered to be unarmed and definitely not dangerous.

Charges of being a major jerk are pending. Known associates. None. You can be half of many things, but don't be half a rapper. Subscribe to National Geographic or any other periodical you may have. Interested in all the profits will help my basketball team go to the Crotty championship. I could say my streetball name is smog.