Don Jr. Angry at Biden and Tucker Carlson Attacks Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion

thanks for watching on the eve of st patrick's day are you ready for a william? I'm ready, jimmy, what are you doing for St. Patrick's Day? Uh, drink and eat drink, yeah, what are you going to eat? You know, traditional foods. Eat tacos and spaghetti Tacos and spaghetti That is, admittedly, very Irish This won't be the usual beer-soaked St. Patrick's Day parade this year The CDC is urging Americans to participate in virtual celebrations in an official statement from today the cdc said they quote recommend to all Americans stay home until St. Patrick's Day and get drunk alone like real Irish people and I, for one, am offended, but we must remain vigilant.

The fear is that a fourth wave of the virus is coming. The White House is trying to vaccinate as many people as possible sooner. new more contagious variants lead to another surge it's really a race against time and stupidity people keep saying they're over the pandemic and you know it's a virus it's not words with friends you can't just get over it says every expert . Another wave can be prevented and we can really put an end to this if we are smart and wear masks, but the problem is we are not smart and we don't wear masks, we are dumb, we are dumb people, it's interesting.

I read the other day that among our many problems, the planet is facing a shortage of sand, there is a shortage of sand due to construction demand, which means that soon we will have nothing to put our heads into and on Fox News, where they have the full nostrils. of sand they are having a hard time convincing us that joe

biden

is behind the wheel of a runaway truck or something.

tucker

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pulled a tired old rabbit out of his hood last night going on and on about

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at the grammys on sunday night what do you consider art that's the question well we learned last night the grammy awards here's a clip from the only part we were able to play when I make it rain no more silly it's too dirty why if this elvis presley keeps rotating his Hips like that satan will permeate the American principles of our American daughters and it's terrifying I think parents should be terrified that this is the direction our society is heading and again we are weakening America, that's really what we should be talking about. weakening of American society we are setting the stage and it feels like we are seeing corrosion like we are about to see the end of an empire that the United States cannot survive, cannot sustain itself under these types of values ​​and principles, right, right, deadly attack on our nation's capital is understandable two black women with the dirty pop song the end of an empire.

I'm pretty sure they said the same thing about madonna and george michael in the 80s but I guess they have nothing real to complain about, even marjorie taylor green is running out of topics, the mom of the clan was on newsmax yesterday where she blew a alarm at the border. You see, the best thing about America is that this country is the place where everyone wants to be and Joe Biden opened our borders and invited over a hundred different countries. come here and that's exactly what they're finding out, he's taken away all of Trump's strong border security executive orders and now we even have terrorists possibly coming into our country, terrorists and coven, by the way, highly coveted as well, well, wait, I thought I didn't have to worry about the pact now greed is real I guess you two idiots should wear masks then, huh?

Don Jr. is also working on some new Joe Biden material. DJ TJ is

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that Biden has not weighed in on sexual misconduct allegations against New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, who is on the verge of breaking the all-time presidential record for sexual misconduct by an American politician. Your reaction to all this is my listening. I'm not surprised. I wrote the book Liberal Privilege because that's exactly what it is. joe

biden

didn't even want to comment on it, that didn't stop joe biden from commenting on brett kavanaugh or any other republican who has been accused of these things.

Joe Biden probably isn't the best person to talk to about this stuff given his history of sniffing kids etc, but that's what it's like to sniff out kids who are sniffing we want to know what you're sniffing that's what we'd like to know if I were you, donny, would put the word sniff back into the family thesaurus and then the fraudulent son gave us a review of the work his father's conqueror has done so far I think it's probably the most disastrous first 60 days in history of American politics and certainly the presidency okay okay name 10 presidents go ahead sit down wait I'm working on a new game show for donald trump jr it's called name 10 presidents and pee in this cup meanwhile north korea has no plans to be nice to the biden administration shortly after a long period of silence kim jong-un's sister chloe jong-un la, I mean, or is it Courtney Courtney?

Jong-un attacked that she wanted to warn the Biden administration that if he wants peace he better refrain from causing a stink in her first step. We take this opportunity to warn the new US administration that is striving to emit the smell of gunpowder in our land. I'm sure it sounds more threatening in Korean, but it's funny because North Korea thinks these statements they make are sick burns, but they always sound like riddles. It's like if you want to cross the bridge, be careful and don't anger us like the cat that swallowed unwashed mushrooms and, by the way, it's rare for a dictator's brother to speak.

I don't remember reading any stern warning from lois hitler, but president biden has been trying to reach out to north korea for weeks, kim jong-un is not having I don't know if she has tried to send a love letter. I hear Kim likes them a lot, but we haven't heard much from Kim Jong-un since Trump left office. I really hope the little one is okay, I wonder. how's it going, I'll always give you my love, just a little rocket man standing in front of a former president asking him to love him, that's it, well, they'll always have Singapore.

Trump may be out of office, but he's still doing a lot of things. Big-money Republican donors have been coming to Mar-a-Lago for fundraisers and photo ops, pouring cash into Trump's candy-corn-colored coffers in recent years. Conservative groups have spent about $12 million on events at Trump-owned properties. Straight to Mar-a-Lago, where they might just catch a glimpse of Trump shuffling around. It's like Disneyland, but the only character is that the dumb airlines are currently busy and cracking down on what they say is a surge in unruly passengers, specifically passengers who refuse to wear masks, which is logical. You trust the engineers who built the plane.

You trust the people who operate the plane. You put on your seat belt. You know that will make you more confident. You know where the oxygen is and that you will use it if you need it. he trusts air traffic controllers who look at radar and tell planes where to go but then ask you to put a napkin on your face you're like no way i don't believe in science i don't believe what's funny about this most Of these people who don't wear a mask, the vast majority of them look better with the mask on, this is a strange business story out of the UK, there is a chain of shoe stores there called Shoe Zone, they have 500 stores in England and Ireland and Shoe Zone recently got a new boss.

This is real, we didn't make it up. Terry's boot replaces Peter Foote in Shoe Zone and there are the boot and the foot. I guess the foot got the boot. I don't know, but I enjoy things like. This amuses me with people whose names match their occupations, so we did a little research and actually a lot of research and found four people with perfect names who I am happy to introduce to you tonight and first we go to Olympia Washington to meet. a state supreme court justice and frequent wedding officiant hello, how are you? Thanks for taking the time to join us Hi Jimmy Hi but before I reveal your name, how long have you been a judge?

Well, I've been a judge for 21 years. and the last seven have been at the state supreme court and how many weddings have you officiated in that time? Oh, just a little over 650. 650 weddings and what's your name, Maria, you're getting married, so when you preside over a wedding, do it. you say I'm getting married you're marrying you that's a good line I could try oh you haven't oh I can marry you legally divorce you too that's in your wheelhouse oh we judges have a lot of power in general would you say this name has been a good thing for you or a bother, no, it's been wonderful and I just have to say it, Jimmy, you know, having this name actually gave me the opportunity to preside over the first same-sex marriage in Washington state, oh, wow, That is very important.

Wow, do you have brothers? Is there any chance to kill? I have a lovely brother with the right name. Well, thank you very much Mary. It was nice meeting you. We are going to marry all of you and next week we will travel to Surrey, England. To meet a nutritionist and a vegetarian cookbook author. Hello, first I will ask you how long you have been working in the field of nutrition. Well, I've been a nutritionist for over 30 years, about 36 years, you've been a nutritionist for a long time. I'm a vegetarian, what are some of your favorite vegetarian foods?

Oh, I love it, I cook with beans a lot, chickpeas, I love them all, I love fava beans, I cook with black beans, I make bean burgers, I make chickpea stews, um, so yeah, I make a lot. of cooking with beans and lentils I noticed you mentioned chickpeas and chickpeas, aren't they the same thing? They are exactly the same jimmy thank you now it's time to reveal your name ahead my name is anita bean ninabean is there any mister bean? definitely any baby hat I'm married I'm married to simon bean and I have two beautiful daughters their names are chloe and lucy bean chloe and lucy bean wow yes, anita really could, that's a risky name to give her, well, I guess you know.

It's the last name, but yeah, it's a risky name to give to a girl who could have married Andy Dick one day and it would have been a problem, I mean, not just because of the last name, well, thanks for staying up. afternoon Anita I appreciate it yes no thanks for inviting me thanks for being there open a window let's go next to Jackson Georgia to say hello to a correctional officer in Jackson Hello how are you? I'm great, how are you, jimmy? I'm fine, how are things in Jackson right now? Cold and wet. Cold and wet.

Yes, we are experiencing humid weather all day. Now your job, I think we have an idea of ​​what you do based on your uniform. Oh, and also. the words are up there on the screen you are a correctional officer i'm not very bright and where do you do your correctional officer ring here in jackson? I'm a sergeant at our high max facility here in Georgia oh, that's nice You must have seen some crazy things there, huh, you wouldn't believe it. I would like to dedicate three hours of your time. I really don't want any problems. Would you be so kind as to share your name with everyone?

My name is Sergeant Robin Banks Robin. banks is that you are married robin I am yes I am what was your maiden name my maiden name was wine glass wine glass that would have been a good name for Anita I need a glass of wine right I need a glass of wine every day yes yes I want Have you ever had problems like when you try to make a withdrawal? Well, usually not because when I'm in public I'm usually armed. Oh, okay, so I usually don't have any problems. Thank you very much, Sergeant, Sergeant Robin Banks, thank you.

You and last but not least, we, are going to Austin, Texas to meet a retired urologist. I'm already excited about this. How long did you work as a urologist? Well, Jamie, first of all, thank you for inviting me to this, it's actually really fun, so, um. I've been in Austin, Texas for 37 years, y'all, 37 years, yes, and as a urologist you had a particular specialty, right, well, yes, I actually trained in urologic oncology, but since I've been in Austin, I've become the vasectomy machine after 16,000 more vasectomies wow, I think I've earned the honor and wow, you've handled a lot of penises and can I ask you what your name is, doctor?

My name is dr dick chop, I earned that name sir and you never thought that maybe I'll go with Richard, huh, well you know that's my real name, but now everyone calls me an idiot, so that's it whether you like it or No, you know, please tell me you have a son named Karate. Wow, do you scare your patients when you walk in and Dick Chop shows up at the door? Well, you really don't know, most of them come to see me for their vasectomies and, yeah, for the last 20 years, every gentleman that comes in, uh, gets a t-shirt that says I got cut at urology in Austin, so It's a good marketing tool, yes,fun, very fun, has it been good for your business in general, being work?

Yes, certainly, you know, without a doubt, the interesting thing is that I retired in December of 2020 and in the month before I retired, the guys came out of nowhere to come and get a vasectomy by yours truly. In retrospect, I think a lot of them just wanted a t-shirt, but yeah, sure, yeah. I'd sure love one of those. Well, thank you, Dr. Shop. It is a pleasure to give the best to the pig. Thanks to all our people with perfect names. Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel. I hope you enjoyed that video. Subscribe and all your dreams will come true assuming Dreams are watching more youtube videos.