Diagnosing Fake Illnesses w/ Lunch Club

I'm a doctor I'm a nurse okay it's completely different let me take your heart or whatever yeah come here that's how it works sure beep boop boop are you awake hello doctor um what's wrong let's find out let's find out what's wrong with me I have a problem seriously huh I think it would be better if I wrote it down and showed it you said okay can I see for a second you're getting your own role? It's okay, it's okay. I have some paper here. Hello. Can I thank you? Could you have the pen too? You are asking for so much.

I need your pen too thank you oh my gosh it's a little cold in here that's why I wore layers oh yeah you have to do it. I do not have any. Could you just know? Okay, so what brings you here today? the problem I'm here to help you not only do you have to tell me what's wrong you are what's wrong I'm not what's wrong give me the pen why did you schedule this appointment did you do it I need to take notes give me me the pen okay you are what's wrong right now and I know exactly why why what's wrong with me when you look at that, what do you see?

I see what I write. Can I listen to them? No, you can't hear the notes. I listen to you no, let me see what Li is like, don't do it, yeah, okay, see here, it's you and then you flew over the chair, aha, you hit right on the head, you think they hit my head, uh. -Hey, do you think they hit my head? I think you got hit in the head. Let me sit on the seat. Hit it directly. No no. Right in the head. Let me send the seat. I'm the therapist. The seats here and.

I see you, you flew over the seat and then you hit your head, that makes sense, actually, this, what's wrong, yeah, hit right on the head, right on the head, who are you, I'm the doctor, no, uh- uh, uh-uh, what, hello. and welcome to my doctor's office. I have a guest, everything I need. Carson, come this way. I'm glad to see you today. Sorry, where is your depth perception? Carson I asked my clients not to judge me by my winners but by my losers because I have so few okay but you don't know that my therapist still speaks Spanish what do you mean I speak English everything I hear sounds like I don't know what you like I'm speaking English, that's not it, I don't speak it, friend, okay, let's get to the point, you think I'm speaking Spanish, yeah, okay, poor King, he said, you say, look, okay, when I spoke to him in English, he said he was speaking in Spanish, he doesn't know Adams, you look so funny right now I love this this is delicious Nino you say cheese cheese I have it today could I come?

I haven't healed you well, how did you know what I just said? I'm talking to you, look what the cards are, yes, I'm I don't speak Spanish well I know, I think you think English sounds like spam well, you were speaking Spanish, why can you answer me now? I don't understand what's going on, have you heard of duolingo? You know that that dog that stupid ass? rat, yes they are in the green rat and duel will think about that, how does that make you feel when you think about duolingo rental? I want to tie that hmm and why I had it, why, why, why, I mean, I would just do it. get rid of him, okay, it's easy to speak Spanish for you, yes, mmm, he'll see, that's all I know, he also says no, no, yes, wait, CeCe, what's another bit?

Let me go, no, I mean, I am, I am. Here this is my only patient in a month Okay, I thought I would make the most of it Okay, I charge per second Yes, what is this? Okay, can I see this? That's Cuba. Where is Mexico? What's that? I have no idea