Dennis the Menace (SNES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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, so it's been a while since I've dedicated an entire episode to a Super Nintendo game, so let's look at Dennis, the threat to South Central, while we drink his juice in the Hood was based on the 1993 film Dennis the Menace, which was based on the cartoon series 86, which was based on the sitcom 59, which was based on the comic strip 51 which, by pure coincidence, came out exactly the same day than another comic titled Dennis. the Menace in the UK, which later became known as Dennis the Menace and Gnasher just to offer some distinction, like this game is shit diarrhea while this game is shit diarrhea and vomit.

I mean, I have to admit I never knew Dennis had a British twin. Two comics. both about a troubled boy, both debuting on the same day and if you're from the UK you'll call the one I'm talking about the other Dennis the Menace and vice versa so they're like two separate dimensions yeah two dimensions separated by an ocean and talking about ocean , the game was made by ocean, the same bastards that brought you Robocop 2 and Addams Family on nes G's Corsa, they were like the British version of LJN, oh and because this whole Brit vs. American Dennis the Menace thing in the version PAL, the game is simply titled Dennis without the Menace, but even with the name confusion, both Dennises led to a good number of TV series and movies, but I will always remember the 86 cartoon show Dennis the Menace and so what I saw, the characters.

It seems to have peaked in popularity when the movie 93 was released, which was one of several movies about naughty kids riding the wave of being home alone. It was all about traps, pranks and toy weapons when you look at the evolution of action movies starting with westerns. You'll notice how the main choice of weapons always changes in the 50s and 60s, it was all about rifles, in the late 70s and 80s, it was lasers, but as soon as the 90s hit, it was slingshots and water guns, okay , let's start with this garbage. above, you realize I already declared it trash before the review started, yes that means we've already hit rock bottom, our face is already in the toilet bowl and the only direction now is to force our way into the septic tank.

I'm just saying it's going to Suck, please don't expect anything positive. The first thing you should do when you turn on this game is go to the options and give yourself nine lives. You'll need them because this game is as difficult as a fossilized dinosaur's dick. It's a non-stop shit storm. You see, he wants you dead, he is filled to the max with enemies and dangers. I usually can't go 10 seconds without getting hit. Traditionally, the character Dennis continues to bother his neighbor, Mr. Wilson, although Dennis means well, always ends up causing big problems for Mr. Wilson was like the original Steve Urkel and in that same sense it seems that the game is just as problematic for the player, so they got it right.

On the first level you run through the hallways of Mr. In Wilson's house now the hallways continue and if this were a real house it would take up an entire block but would only be about 10 feet wide. Imagine living next door to this eyesore. Wilson's house has some kind of poltergeist an infinite amount of records fly off the record player cups of tea bowling balls boxing gloves and even suppositories they try to kill you he also owns a million purple cats the Tiger Kings have nothing on him his attic It's infested with spiders and these creepy bats that look like they have human faces and their main concern is Dennis, why hasn't this poor guy moved out now?

He No he has moved out of this damn haunted house and not only has he moved out but he has called the vacuum cleaner guy? Breaking Bad to hide his identity starts a new life and considering how many platforms, extra beds, cabinets and unnecessary household objects, I haven't seen a single bathroom, the weapons suck, you start with a water gun that doesn't work. Diddley dick sometimes freezes. enemies for a second, but most of the time it does absolutely nothing at least it's better than the staff and jekyll-and-hyde, which does worse than nothing: you get dangerously close to enemies or even irritate them into attacking you, while the water gun does nothing at least it's better than nothing negative and that's a positive way of looking at it well, the negative side is that there is no negative thing.

I'm sure of that. I'm sure you grab a slingshot at first, but it also sucks, shoots like two feet in front of you and hits the ground. There's also a peashooter in the basement which is the weapon you want, but it's a huge hike to get to the path requiring great precision on the platforms if you make a mistake. you have to run all the way back and start over, they make sure the path you need to be on is as complicated and out of the way as possible and it doesn't help that there are a million things trying to kill you at every step, so I'm just running and holy shit, it's mr.

Wilson himself, out of nowhere, this strange giant Walter Matthau appears and attacks you and takes you away if he catches you, it's instant death, that's right, sir. Wilson finally did it, he killed Dennis the Menace, so who is the real threat? Can you look more threatening? I have to say that this is a type of game where you play the first level, run around like an idiot and find doors you can't open, things you can. Don't jump on items and platforms you can't reach and get so stressed that you give up and turn off the game.

Yeah, it's one of those for a long time. I was even able to figure out what to do right. It turns out that the object of the game is to collect four coins and find the ending, which doesn't sound difficult, but trust me, each level is an expanding maze and there is no indication of where the coins actually are. You just have to run aimlessly for what seems like an eternity. It's like trying to find pieces of broken glass in an Olympic swimming pool and needless to say the reward is quite painful, sometimes you can even see a coin but you have no idea how to get it, everything in the level looks the same and all the Enemies respawn, so it's hard to tell if I already ran through that area most of the time.

I run in circles and I have no idea. Oh, and of course, there's a time limit and he ends up being the biggest antagonist of the entire game. 999 seconds, which ends up being a little over 15 minutes, but if you die the timer doesn't reset, no, and if it hits zero you lose all your lives and you have to continue this really sucks because you have to start the whole level once again. Your progress is gone and over 15 minutes of your life wasted on each stage is divided into four or more levels, so it will take you about an hour to complete a stage if you continue and have to start over, it could take even longer to complete.

Most of the time, I forget. Where the hell did I go to get the coins so I end up having to go through the entire level again? It's such a tedious process that I honestly can't understand how anyone can find this fun. The park stage is six levels long, you have four regular levels. and two auto-scroll levels these auto-scroll levels are a nightmare if you make a mistake one mistake you've already done it four enemies are everywhere there are squirrels throwing nuts invincible owls birds bouncing balls and swinging bags while you dodge all of this you must also make sure the dog stays close because you need him to make certain jumps, if you go up somehow you have to start all over again and like everything else these levels go on forever, the feeling of getting very far in the level only to lose is maddening at this level.

It goes on for about five minutes and that is, if you don't die, if you do, it could last 20 minutes or more. Now think this is only the third level of the game and I've been playing for 45 minutes and this. The game has more than 20 levels. I'm not kidding, the level design is an anomaly of astrological proportions, whoever is responsible obviously hates anyone who plays video games. There is absolutely no reason why a game based on Dennis the Menace should be so difficult. Ninja Gaiden Dennis the Menace makes those games look easy, it's like they don't want anyone to play them, it serves no purpose except for sadistic seekers like me, even after beating this there is no consolation because you still have to play four levels More in the park stage the music plays over and over again and is permanently etched in my memory each level ends with a boss fight that requires no skill just the patience of a Saint the first boss is this deranged girl on a fair swing when I thought things might Don't get any weirder I mean look at her face she has this exaggerated Ren and Stimpy style expression you just have to keep shooting her while dodging the mouse and an acorn and when you hit her she goes flying and die now, all that weirdness aside. she was just a normal girl swinging on a swing Dennis the Menace more like Dennis the Killer that day there's a pain in the butt the boss fights are almost the same shoot something while dodging the bosses they take a lot of hits to kill and every time you hit them, they are invincible for a few seconds so it consumes more of your time after the park stage, you go to the boiler, there is acid dripping from the pipes and steam shooting everywhere, there are also these little firemen walking around that are invincible You're a slingshot and a peashooter you don't do anything to them and I know you're thinking this is the perfect time to use the water gun to put out the fire, that would make sense, but of course not. it just freezes them, this just baffles me and really screws me up: why doesn't the water gun hurt fire?

There's no reason to have it, there's no reason for anything in this game, it's just meant to frustrate and confuse. the platforms really start to rear their ugly head here, each level is a maze of pipes leading up and around and it's never clear where you have to go if you miss a jump, be prepared to have to run through the entire level again, it's like the game was designed by a spoiled brat who wants nothing more than to piss you off. Dennis the Menace himself probably designed this every time. I think this game can't get any harder, the difficulty increases to incredible degrees after the boiler goes out. sewer, of course, it's like a shitty game design requirement to have a sewer level.

I've played many sewer levels in my time, but nothing in all my years of gaming could prepare me for the sewer level in Dennis the Menace first when this happened in the movie, I admit I haven't seen every episode of the comedy cartoon nor read all the panels of the comic strip, but I don't really remember seeing Dennis running through a sewer full of snot and demonic heads vomiting water there are even ninja turtles I'm not kidding Dennis the

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is fighting the turtles ninja in the sewer I couldn't make this up if I tried the first two sewer levels aren't even that hard, it tricks you into thinking the worst is over, it's not until sewer three where the game really ramps up the diarrhea level and makes you wish for oblivion.

The highest level is a platform urine shower. Most levels are just a pit with smallScattered platforms and enemies. everywhere there are even green bubbles that burst after a few seconds, see if the moment you jump precisely sometimes the bubbles don't spawn no matter what you do so you just have to jump and hope there is something there to catch you . I made it through my last two continues on this part and when I saw the Game Over screen I wanted to put my damn fist through the TV. I felt emotions I didn't even know existed here, anger and rage on a level a normal human being should never feel.

I've had moments where I was so close to shedding tears of rage for two hours of my life, literally for the life of me, I just couldn't beat this level and of course I started the game over and had to get all the Honestly I hate to say it, but I was going to resort to cheat codes, but there are no cheat codes. I was expecting a level skip code. So I was able to start where I left off, but no, I had to go through Mr. Wilson's house again, the park, the boiler room, and the damn dirty sewers again.

I also tried to find a tour because at the time I couldn't remember where the hell all the coins were, but the only tour I found stops at the third park. level the writer quit after four levels. I was able to get to this point without using a single continue and I knew what to expect here. It's strange to admit, but after playing this game for so long, my skills increased to the point where I was a gaming god, but then I got to sewer 4 and it was like I hit a brick wall at full speed.

I died over 25 times on this level alone. Everything I complained about in the last level was turned up to 11. The whole level is platforms and there are fish everywhere every time I go an inch further I die and have to go back, it's a constant cycle of jumping, panicking. and die, this level itself is like a circle of hell meant only for the worst sinners, I eventually defeated it, but at what cost was I exhausted? I just spent all day playing Dennis the Menace on the Super Nintendo, the boss fight is a giant fish with disappearing platforms.

I lost all my continues at this point and when I finished the fight I only had six lives left and the worst part is that I still had them left. Five levels are missing. I reached the second level in the forest, which is just another tree level like the park, and I lost the last of my lives. I've been playing for almost three hours, twenty levels, and I finished one game. I just can't take it anymore. I got to see how this piece ends before. I looked for tutorials but no gameplay. I found some screenshots. Oh, look who Christopher Lloyd is.

It looks like it's from the cover of Mad Magazine. He was the bad guy. The guy from the movie Switchblade Sam, but I don't remember him tying Dennis's friends to a fucking tree when I first heard that the game doesn't start with any fucking story. I'm not restarting the fucking game just to see it. Sam's role buying a wheel barrel while some pixelated people stare at me under the credits, this game sucks my ass with the vacuum cleaner, rivals torture devices like the rack, the pendulum, and the iron maiden, and if any If I have to play this again, I'll cut my hands off.

I'd rather be choked with diarrhea for a week. I prefer to deliberately put splinters in my scrotum and then pull them out with my teeth. I'd rather snort a line of urine-covered cat litter than let this game get my superintendent dirty. n every thing about this game and everyone who made it, everyone who played it, to like me, Dennis the Menace, more like den ass, men's ass, hey mr. wilson you you