Dems Battle it Out & Trump Cures Coronavirus!

How many of you voted today? The actual number of voters is about half of the people who say they did, but here in California and thirteen other states we vote to determine who will face Donald Jennifer Trump and it's common, you know, for me, the biggest. The takeaway on Election Day is how does anyone have such a clean garage? I don't understand. I walk into these nursing homes and think, where are your things? California has more delegates than any state and I don't know if that's the case where you live, but we have been overwhelmed by advertising, mainly from Mike Bloomberg, the amount of mail we receive from Mike Bloomberg is incredible, beyond the candidates, one of Our writers came home from work last night and found this hanging on their door, this is another ad.

For my blueberry, even the ads for him are too short to reach over the door novels. Mike Bloomberg has invested more than $500 million of his own money into this campaign. If he didn't have a good night, he basically spent the cost of an avatar movie. to find out that no one likes him, he won, he won an American Samoa today, if in the election Biden won, Alabama, North Carolina and Virginia, Bernie won, Vermont is expected to win California, but you know that about 2/ 3 of Californians vote by mail and the other third. Now I have

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, so I voted by mail.

I have to say that the ballot they sent out is so good it looks like a disaster. There are 20 Democrats on the ballot. Tom Steyer on top even though he retired over the weekend. Duval Patrick also came out. Michael Bennett. Michael Bloomberg we're coming out soon mozi Boyd I don't know who he is, but he may not even be a real person, so Cory Booker, who abandoned him like Christmas or something, Mayor Pete abandoned, not in the race, Joseph, I like him. Seeing your middle initials, there are supports there. I know, if you notice the R stands for ray gun, like yeah, he loves Star Trek or something.

Castro retired in like 2018, someone here named Rocky de la Fuente. The third was that this is like a restaurant menu that doesn't have almost everything, but it was still difficult to decide, but in the end I thought I thought about it a lot. I decided to vote for a write-in candidate, mr. The president of the TIA, mr. He is who I voted for because I think he would be the best president. He really is the guy we need to bring these suckers together and I will say this, if this election has taught us anything it's that adults love stickers too.

I feel like some people are just voting so they can post a selfie with an "I voted" sticker on Instagram. There is a lot of sticker mocking in our office today because if you use one people make fun of you, if not people wonder if you voted so I came up with a good idea, I split the difference and put it on the back from the back of my tie, so if I need to freeze it like a covert, I think we should start giving each other stickers to congratulate each other on all the other good things we like. and I have a training sticker for the day I flossed, you know anyway, I'm not sure why we need a new president when the one we have is doing a great job for some reason Trump had a televised roundtable on the White House with a group of pharmaceutical executives about the corona virus and this could be of all the clips we've seen of our president at work, this could be the scariest of all, but the same vaccine couldn't work, if you take one solid flu vaccine, I don't think that would have an impact or a big impact on corona, they wouldn't have thought of that, well that's a great idea.

I have another idea, next time it's a hurricane, we'll just open all the toilet lids and flush. Trump is We are very optimistic about this

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and it really seems like we are understanding the science behind it. We are moving at maximum speed to develop therapies, not just vaccines, but therapeutics. Therapies are kind of another word for healing, it helps make people better. faster, you know, just because you learned a new word today doesn't mean the rest of us did it to stop being in charge of the coronavirus, it's like we put chuck-e-cheese in charge of the hantavirus, but he's in full way not only Did you learn a new word today?

He invented one too. We launched the great American comeback and we really did it. We launched it with a live and with a certain splash. I river as if we were upstream without a paddle. I was like that. Last night the president held a rally in Charlotte, North Carolina, where he did this: Where do you live like this guy? he's Mexican you're as Mexican as me look at this guy he's as Mexican as me look at that hat you're Mexican you're Mexican no, you're not, it's you, he's there's a rumor, it's a rumor that Trump is looking to replace Mike Pence on the ticket with Nikki Haley, who is his former ambassador to the UN.

CNN analyst Paul Begala said he guarantees that on July 16, the day the Democratic nominee is scheduled to give a speech, Trump will dump Mike Pence and replace him with Nikki Haley. The theory is that Trump put Pence in charge of the coronavirus to throw him under the bus and the other rumor it involves. pence is that a few days ago pence shook hands with a student in Florida who has since been quarantined for potentially having the corona virus and a team pence denies it, well of course they denied if Trump thought Mike Pence was around of the corona virus.

I would never let him into the White House again, I would leave him outside in the yard on a leash or something, but the idea that the vice president of the United States could have been exposed to this virus is alarming because well, let's imagine this chain of events. so this student in Florida is exposed to the virus from an unknown source, the student then shakes hands with Mike Pence, unknowingly infecting him with the virus without knowing that he is a carrier. Now Mike Pence goes to the Oval Office to kiss the president in the morning as his Then the lips are followed by the lips of Jim Jordan, Devin Nunez, his lips of Lindsey Graham and all the other day pass districts, then we take the virus back to the Capitol building and before you know it, everyone in Washington has it except Melania who has been quarantining over things that have gone viral, you saw the story about Britt, I knew it, so Britt Hume, if you don't know, is a former journalist who now works for Fox News, he got into a big pickle today, this morning he tweeted that he's tweeting about betting odds. for the primaries and she tweeted that Biden now has clear favorite betting odds as of 5:30 a.m. on Tuesday, which seems innocent, but if you zoom in and a lot of people did, she left a tab open, it's a sexy slut vinyl that has a leather lingerie store and maybe The best part is that the photo of the Brit Humes' avatar already looks like she accidentally tweeted a screenshot from a fetish website that is a man's face in vinyl underwear, the sexy vinyl version sounds like something Borat would say and Brit Hume wouldn't.

I won't comment on this, but now when you Google the word sexy vixen vinyl and you can try this at home, the first thing that comes up is Britt, which, while it may be surprising, should come as no surprise to her loyal viewers on Fox. News, so if he's not winning and doesn't even want to be president, why is he doing this? But Hume is our senior political analyst here at Fox News and he joins us in betting I took it, thanks brown, yeah, that's confusing news. Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel, click below to subscribe to our YouTube channel or if you want to be like that, don't.