Del & Rodney's Funniest Antics from Series 1 - Part 1 | Only Fools And Horses | BBC Comedy Greats

that you were a little Nipper of six years old when God smiled on mom and made her die two months after dad packed his bags and left us F to ourselves it was me who kept us together nothing to do with grandpa now it was a I work, a lamplighter, waiting for the fuel to return. I put in 19 or 20 hours a day to put food on that table. Okay, it wasn't always twice as much as legal, but you ate the best food. The

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thing you gave me was TV dinners and Prepared meals if they weren't frozen or dehydrated, we didn't eat them.

If you had been in charge of a Last Supper, it would have been takeout, well, anything was better than the salmonella and fries Grandpa used to make. D oh look don't get me wrong I'm grateful I don't want your gratitude you ungrateful little idiot I don't know what's wrong with you Rodney I sometimes hesitate to tell people you're my brother well always say I'm your social worker Would you mind telling me exactly what made your life a misery? Well, you've always treated me like a child, right? I was the

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six grader in my elementary school who wore shorts, yeah, well.

I got them cheap, right? I was 15, Dale, I was growing ears and stuff, my legs look like Italian footballers and you never let me do anything on my own, you even had to help me with my GCE studies? You passed two subjects. I failed the other eight Dell I mean, you embarrass me, that's why I never bring women, oh, you know, some women, of course, that's an appearance for the book. The only bird I heard you mention was old Shanghai Liil from the art college in basing Stone even then you had to drag her before you passed your leg no I didn't think you didn't drag her or pass your leg you're choking me Dell I'm coming out from this house I'm going to show you that I can survive on my own I'm going to a pub to prove that you can survive on your own don't run out of legs I don't need you anymore Dell I don't need you You for nothing, although, um, I was just, alone I was wondering, I think he is very similar to you, grandfather, how dignified in defeat, no, put trip, ah, there he is, oh trigger, here you know, my brother, right?, yes, of course, how .

You see, Dave, I'm sorry I'm late, kid, I had to show up with my sisters to set up an alibi for next Thursday. Jo, why do they call it a trigger? Does he carry a weapon? No, it's because he looks like a horse. Listen to me and the trigger, we have some matters to discuss, like you know what I mean, okay, so bring a drink, come back here by the table, okay, oh, sir, whatever you say, sir, take borrowed my daughter, sir, now he is not a very intelligent child, he knows my brother, yes, he is I have two GCs one in Max one in R oh, do you want to see him when he writes a letter some of the words he uses the long ones well , they like you know some anyway what are you selling this I have 25 of them I told the others that were in the car I thought I wouldn't wrap it.

The packages attract attention these days. It is better to wear them openly so that they do not look conspicuous. Oh yeah, that's good, thinking about that trick. Yes, very good thinking, it goes very well with your sling. back Wellies and you're off the shoulder donkey J you look like an executive hoodie wait Rogers what you think is infr on him is plastic plastic is old English vinyl combination locks thoughtful little handle I don't know I might be able to push to some of them by the old squash club say it shouldn't have anything to do with them D the police are probably looking for them right now tell us the truth how the police look for these things Tre no they're not D and that's the truth Why do you hide it under the table?

Well, because you never know when they're going to start looking for them. lots for you lad, £7 each, you know what happened to the real trigger don't you? Roy Rogers got it right in 14 14, leave it out 5 12 6 10 9 8 done, the stuff breaks already a little spongy, damn, it breaks when I killed myself in a death trap, what do you expect for 25 quid? Your shock absorber is gone, well now it's got what the car is like, dingo, what do you think I'm talking about your coffee on fire? The car, well, you know what it is. Uh, it's a little expensive, it's a little expensive, yeah, that's what I was going to say, it says 233,000 on the watch, it's that genuine, last time I looked there was over 22,500, very true, Rodney, uh, now I had the RSC do a 500m road test, well you know it's better to be safe than sorry, that's what I always say, it's beautiful, is it beautiful though?

What do you think? Sonet Lumier, wouldn't you say? Well, I don't know if I get that far. Oh yeah. I mean, look at this genuine leather, up, ol stre, where would you find genuine leather, up, Al stre, like that these days. Do you know that the East African gazelle became an endangered species because of this model sacrifice? Well done, I would say no. No, this is an enthusiast model and I can see that you are in fact a genuine enthusiast, don't give me that shit mate, I can make my own decision and I don't need the help of any cockney villain.

Cockney cockney villain. villain now there's no need to be like that sir, I mean, after all, the British and the Australians are cousins ​​across the sea, I mean, if your great-grandfather hadn't been a bloody villain, he could have been one of us, He says, it's fair. Let me point out some of the optional extras on this one, sir, for the anti daal mirror here, you'll notice we've got the old look, the single speed wiper and we've got, oh yeah, perfect. example of the sport tourer and of course it comes complete with 2 full weeks and still to run. how many owners how many owners.

I'm glad you asked me that, sir, because it's only had one new owner and that, of course, was AA a via VIA AA I used to use it to drive to and from church on a Sunday, that was it and, oh look, I just left his Bible in the glove com

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ment, your friend, is that right? He's nobody's friend, listen, John, no. I don't know what this Barney is about and I don't want to know, so why don't you guys get out of the way before someone gets hit on the ear? Please do not threaten me with violence, my friend, my colleague. here's a second Dan in karate and I'm a black origami Bel look at him D look at his bearing Terry M look at your damn bearing Terry in a minute Rony just shut up, could you keep an eye on Rodney, you and vimel in the car, quick , come on?

Wow, it was a very pleasant meeting. May you both have a pleasant evening. Isn't that right, my friend? It is not good to separate in such circumstances. Could we talk? I have already spoken everything. I wanted to wish everyone a good night. Rodney. I did not mean. Driving what a fool, well, on second thought, fancy a nice little chat, maybe you could drop me off at home later, oh, oh dear, come on, old friend, come on, you'll be, you'll be fine, you'll be fine here. What happened? Heyers, what's up with that? My son here, good afternoon, gentlemen, a table for two, uh, no, thank you, no, thank you, uh, we would like to see Mr.

R. Mr. Ram, the owner, the owner, a terrible echo here, will you? Isn't there? Rodney, yes, we. I would like to speak to the owner, Mr. ROM, the owner, Mr. R, there he goes again, what's wrong with him? Now listen, listen, we'd like to talk to the owner of this restaurant, right? I am the owner of this restaurant. No, no, we want to talk to the owner. look at the real owner, right, I'm the real owner, okay, okay, listen, just wait, hang up, just look at my lips, where's Mr. R?, look, I don't know any Mr.

Damn Ram , so please let them, drunks, always come. here causing problems drunk or not drunk I'm sure we looked at each other I was eating here a couple of times recently you have to remind me I'm sorry you all look alike to me like what you're talking about we all look alike what's wrong with me? Look, look, look, look, my brother, right, I was here having dinner with a couple of Indian gentlemen, right, one was kind of big, big and aggressive, right, big, you were smaller, that's the smallest that that, when you get there, that big, more commercial. beard beard you had a beard sir yes I know who you are talking about now he is the one who gave me a bad check and I recently went to the address that is written on the back he Scared O 3 weeks rent d boy no no no no no no no no no no no it's not a mistake it has to be a mistake I mean, he told me he owns this restaurant, he told me he owns 18 of them, in fact, maybe he was lying, maybe he was lying.

I just gave him £22,000 for this because he lied £22,000 but why can you get them at PTO Bella Road for £17 each? It's amazing how much you can save if you compare prices. My nose bleeds when Rodney comes over.