Dave Chappelle's Son Meets Kevin Hart | Netflix Is A Joke

- I was at home when my son burst in and said, "Dad, dad, I need 250 dollars." He's only 12 years old and I was scared. "What's going on, black? "Is someone trying to kill you?" (Audience laughs.) He said, "No, no. "Kevin Hart is coming to town and I wanted to see his show." I said, "Well, how much are the tickets?" He said, "They cost $125." I said, "Damn, mine are only $80!" (Audience laughs) I said, "Then what do you need $250 for?" He says, "Because I want to go with you, dad, please?" And there he is. So I took him to the show.

And we sit at the front, the lights go down and one opening act after another begins. Then Kevin comes on stage and the crowd goes crazy. Thousands of people! I was furious. (Audience laughs) The longer the show went on, the angrier I got. Because his show was fucking exceptional. It was maddening. These people were clutching their stomachs, my son was hitting his knee. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ugh, black, I do this too. (audience laughs) Kevin says goodnight, the crowd goes crazy and then everyone starts walking towards the door and the lights come on. And then my son is standing there looking at an empty stage.

People walk by me and no one recognizes me, and I'm like, "Man, this place sucks!" (Audience laughs) I said, "Come on son, let's get out of here." And then my son looks at me and says, "Dad, please, please, I have to meet him." I was like, “Oh my God.” So I took him on stage. I've known Kevin for years, but can you believe he was afraid to knock on his dressing room door? I almost said, "Son, I haven't seen you in a long time, but I" (knocking) And one of Kevin's goons opens the door. "Hey, what's up, Dave Chappelle?

What are you doing, man?" He Good to see you bro, "what are you doing in this area?" "This is a terrible area." "Yeah, I actually live around here. "Listen, um, (audience laughs) "Is Kevin here? "My son just wanted to meet him real quick." "Well, I don't know, because Kevin's about to have dinner." "At that moment, Kevin turned the corner to see who it was. "Oh shit, what's up Dave? "Come back, he was about to eat dinner." I don't know if they ate, "but you can join me if you want." And then my son walked by with some cold shit and said, "Actually, Mr.

Hart, we haven't eaten in several hours." (Crowd laughing) Men, Kevin took us into his back room, this guy had a fucking meal, it was Tuesday night, this motherfucker was having dinner on Sunday! It was steaks, chops, corn with butter everywhere. My son was eating fast and embarrassing me, I said, "Slow down, son!" (Audience laughs). Then I looked in the corner, there was a box custom made for the home team. Each one was hand sewn, and on the back they were sewn K Hart, on all of them Kevin saw me looking at that box, he walked over and grabbed one of those t-shirts and walked right up to my son and.

He said, "Hey, little man, I want you to have this." And my son said, "Thank you, Mr. Hart." That's when I got angry. He said, "If your father ever makes you angry, play that." "And he was gone. (audience applauds) Oh, that was some cold shit. And then it hit me, I Googled what Kevin had done and I couldn't believe that shit. Kevin is the first comedian that a song could be about by Drake. Kevin could walk around the house and sing "All Me" and the whole song would still be true ♪ I got it all, I got it all ♪ ♪ I can't complain, I can't ♪ ♪ I don't even know how much I really made ♪ ♪ It.

I forgot, it's a lot ♪ ♪ Fuck, it doesn't matter what I got ♪ And his wife say, "Kevin, come to bed." And he said, "Shut up, I have too much." (Audience laughs) Do you know how much money there is. What do you have to tell a girl to shut up? At best I have enough money. (Audience laughs) I have to take out a loan to shut the fuck up, that's Jay-Z and Beyonce's money. got a no, shut the fuck up.