CORRECTIONS Episode 1 (Seth's Version): Week of Monday, April 1

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from yesterday. Yesterday I was talking about the children's character, the character in the children's book, sorry, Babar. Babar the elephant. I said "Buh-bar." They told me that was wrong. It's "Bah-bar." She said it like David Spade's stewardess character. "Buh-bar." We were talking because... because of the context of Dr. Seuss and how Babar just gets away with the fact that he married his cousin Celeste. But that's useful because he answers to Babar, the king of the elephants and Giuliani of the jungle. But not Buh-bar. I also said that we referred to "Cliffhanger" in German as klippenbugle.

Some German viewers told me that the German word for "cliffhanger" is "cliffhanger." So I guess learning German is a little easier than I thought. And that klippen... Obviously, we are upset that we were wrong, and we are going to discuss it with our German fact-checker Klaus Googletranslate. I was told that the way we said it was basically like a coat rack on a cliff, and by way of apology, that's what it would look like. Here you have. "Suripitously" - I said that. They missed both T's. Pretty embarrassing. I came in today and said to Shoemaker, "Did you notice that? 'Surpidly'?

I said it wrong," and he said, "No, because I thought you were saying a different word." And I said, "Yeah, but in context, didn't you know?" And he's like, "Actually, I think you misused it too," so that's a real double whammy. Also, you might have thought that once I said "surprisingly," I internally thought, "That's wrong." Absolutely 100% not the case. I said it and thought, "I've done it." I walked home, proud of myself, but again... and I also want to point out that, you know, when I make mistakes and you point them out, and then I take the time on the show to correct them, that doesn't mean you should keep pointing them out. .

I mean, if you want, that's fine. That's your "pregogative". But here we're just trying to do the best we can. Alright. Is that good? Excellent. So let's put that in a vault and don't let him anywhere near it. Uh, so we're done for today. Um, I'm sorry it was so short. I know many of you are looking forward to this, and I'm sorry someone ruined it... ...for all of us. Look at me ne... I want to make some corrections. But this... don't think for a second that this is an

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of "Corrections." I referred to an Irish town as "Dundlak".

It's Dundalk. Dundalk. Apologies. I'm done. A quick summary of some notes I've received about impressions. Someone said my Nick Cage sounds like Andy Samberg playing Nick Cage. That's because he is. I said I had a passable impression of Cliff Clavin. A jackal told me that it was not actually passable. "Well, I agree to disagree." Someone said I made a good Steve from "Sex and the City." Then they added that they had never seen "Sex and the City," but that actor was in "Chicago Fire." And they realized that it was a good impression because of how it sounded like that.

He was in "Chicago Fire." He had that famous catchphrase: "Ah, not another fire." -"Porsche" has two syllables. An easy way to remember is Ellen DeGeneres' wife, Portia de Ross. Um, I said... I made a joke, like, "It would be like saying Ferrari car." Many of you said that you could say "Ferrari car" because Ferrari also makes tractors. I don't think you have to say "Ferrari car." I think if you're picking up a date in a Ferrari tractor, you should say "Ferrari tractor." I don't want to show up, ka-chunk, ka-chunk, ka-chunk! I can see from your face that you were expecting something more." Totally...

By the way, it's okay to say "Boeing plane." They also make helicopters, drones, satellites. I also assume they make them ""The Lord of the Rings" movies. Because they are so Boeing. -Jesus... Can we edit Leiderman saying "Jesus"? Dub on this: "Ha! Good one!" Speaking of dad jokes, we did a "Surprise Inspection." Bryan Donaldson wrote some dad jokes. I referred to that when he showed the photo of him and someone said, "At least he looks like a dad. You have three kids and you still look... you still look like a childless dog owner from Los Angeles." Not when... no one...

No one in Australia. This is from our Australian viewers. Nobody in Australia drinks Fosters. Nobody in Australia says "Crikey". Dingoes are not native to Australia. They were introduced and when they were introduced, the Australians said, "Ah, welcome, nice to have you," and the dingoes said, "Us." I would love to meet the baby." We had a sort of "Corrections" within the body of "A Closer Look" about this photo. You may remember this photo. Um, I mentioned a lot of errors and then a group of you did some more research. They said they weren't in a reflection; the reflection wouldn't be, uh... transparent that way.

Also, they looked at some posters and they were. Based on the fact that there's a Broadway poster for "An American in Paris" and, uh... a "Captain America" ​​movie, this is definitely from 2016. But then again, how could we get a picture of Times Square from today? Someone said the tag at the end: We have a new tag at the end of "A closer look." You know, the "like and subscribe" type of page. And we changed to a new photo after the 10th anniversary, and a lot of people said my photo looks photoshopped, and, uh, I No... I mean...

We talked about taking the subway, and a lot of things. One of you said, "I don't think you'll take the subway." I take the subway when I'm with my children. I just think it's important that they don't get their snot all over the limo. Um, we didn't get to the bottom of whether or not Wally gets paid to have a conversation with me that isn't scripted. You know, we had an unscripted conversation, and one of you brought up, you know, "Maybe Wally's doing that, making mistakes on purpose, so he can profit." Um, we didn't get to the bottom of it because Wally was away this

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He said he needed a few days off to spend all his money. It's Emmy time, and that means we get to pick an

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of "Corrections" to give to the good people at the Emmys. In this window, we, we crowdsourced last time and I want to point out that it was the first time we weren't nominated. But it starts, I guess episode 80 is the first one in the window, so from episode 80 basically until now, I wouldn't pick this one because it's not a "Corrections" episode, but, you know, in the "Corrections" comments because I read it anyway, or you can go to Sea Captain Polls.

We'll... we'll post... you know, we'll post which one is your favorite and let us know. Um... Someone asked if we used microphones to laugh... ...during "Corrections." We don't use microphones for the team, but more than half of the team are Mikes. Nestlé is not headquartered in Zurich. It is based near Geneva. Also, I find this fascinating. The CEO. Nestlé is called Nestlé Lielsen. And you might be saying, "Surely that can't be true." It's true. And don't call me Shirley. I hinted that "New York Times" crossword puzzle editor Will Shortz would shit his shorts when the LEGO people came for him.

And a jackal told me: "When the LEGO people come for you, you don't shit your pants, you're a brick." Also, Will Shortz, I read, after we mentioned him, he is recovering from an illness and may the great Will Shortz recover soon. I mentioned earlier a "surprise inspection." We did a "Surprise Inspection". We made some corrections for Scollins, who wrote many of the jokes. He made a joke about how people sleep worse and his joke is, "Well, he's been in jail," and he showed a picture of Bill Cosby. Many of you said that Bill Cosby has been out of jail for a couple of years and I can't believe he escaped.

I wouldn't have wanted to be on duty when that happened. You know, Scollins writes jokes on purpose to cool down the audience, and some of you thought I was a little hard on him. One of you even went so far as to say, "Wrap it yourself." If you know it, you know it. And then some of you said, "Hey!" -- because I cut some. I cut some up because...and, again, the ones I kept cold. And I cut some, and a lot of you said, "Tell us which ones you cut!" Well. A new Apple TV+ documentary will reveal John Lennon's last words.

I guess, “Ouch.” Today was National Milk Day, the only day on broadcast television that we can show the hole. Year. ABC last

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premiered its new reality dating show, "The Golden Bachelors," starring a 72-year-old widower, so you can probably guess where he got the roses. And these are his friends. And if. So I'm not going to do the ones where the jokes were about Betty White, Harriet Tubman, and Judy Blume. Can we record a new song for "A Closer Looks"? The news, right? It can drive you crazy. But what if there was something you could see that would just drive me crazy?

Well, there is. It's called "Corrections" and it's each week where I respond to YouTube commenters and what they said I did wrong about each week's show. Check it out wherever you get your YouTube videos, that is, YouTube, where you are now. I can be here all day. Alright. With this we conclude. I hope we can eventually get to 100, because it will be something really special for me. See you next week.