Conan Trains To Become A Sausage Master - CONAN on TBS

When you are in Germany, you eat

sausage

s. That's pretty much what they have. They have a lot of

sausage

s here. I ate sausages for breakfast, you ate sausages for lunch, and you ate sausages for dinner. I went to a bar, they put sausage in a glass and you drink it. (Audience laughs) It's crazy. Do you see that girl over there? What she's eating right now is a sausage shoulder. (Audience laughs) I'm going to go in and find out how it all happens. Is this her name, sir? Frame? Benser. You make sausages. (German language), I am the Master, (German language).

You are the

master

- Yes. of making sausages. (German language) Well, you have a good opinion of yourself, right? (Audience laughs) Tell me what's going on here. Grobe mettwurst. Well. Zwiebelmettwurst. Good. Bau nel berwurst. Nein, Bauern-leber-wurst. Baueren-leber-wurst. (German language) Ah, my tongue doesn't understand the language well. I'm worried that if I use my tongue on you, you might snatch it away and turn it into a sausage. I have my eye on this guy. (Marcus laughs) What is that? That looks- (German language) Uh, I have to tell you, it looks horrible. It looks like someone has been in a horrible accident! (German language) Ugh!

Eat (German language). Eat! Can I, oh, take it off? Yes. What's inside? Please tell me. First you eat, then I say. No! (laughs) So (German language), here! Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. And what is that over there? This is salami. Salami! Salami. Excellent. Let's make some sausages. So, (German language) (audience laughs) let's go. I don't want to come in here with him. (Audience laughs) If I'm never heard from again, find me. avenge me (Audience laughs and shouts) Ah! You again. In a way I'm a sausage maker. My show and the people who laugh are sausages. When people laugh, that's a sausage.

That's my sausage, people laugh. (Audience laughs) You make your sausages, which are made from animal parts, and I make my sausages, which are the smiles. You understand? Yes. Is it clear? This is a sausage that I made, what I'm making today. (Audience applauds) It's not really making sausages, but making people laugh. That's my sausage. Well. Did I explain it too much? Too much? Too much explaining? Do you want me to explain a little more? Yes. When I make people laugh (the audience laughs out loud), that's like your sausage to me. Yes. I'm a sausage man, I just don't make sausages.

I make people smile and laugh. Well. So when I make someone laugh, the laugh that comes out of their face is a sausage. When people laugh, the noise they make is my sausage. Well. (Audience laughs) So, that's how I fill my world with my sausages. You will see? (laughs) Yes. Do you want me to explain a little more? (laughter) (audience roars with laughter) (audience applauds) (audience laughs) (Marcus laughs) So... (German language) (audience laughs) We do two pieces. Bratwurst Grobe. Grobe bratwurst And then we make Feine Bratwurst. Ah! What's that? What's there? What's that? (German language) Now that I've seen that, I have to go, right? (Audience laughs) Well, do you want me to serve it to you? (German language) Okay.

Well. The sausage goes there. What are you doing? What's happening? Cut. Oh Lord! You're crazy! When the TV doesn't turn you on, you can come here and work. (Audience laughs) When I'm no longer on television, will I be able to come work for you? Will you be a good boss? Are you a fun boss? (Audience laughs) Am I a good boss? (Audience applauds) Yes. What if they had said no? (Audience laughs) So. Like Hans, right? Remember Hans, guys? He got out of line! (Audience laughs) (Conan screams) Ah! Well. (Audience laughs) Oh, uh... You can eat. Is very good.

It's raw. Yes. Yes. Why don't you go first? MMM. (Audience laughs) (Audience laughs and applauds) Mmmm. Oh God. Well. (audience laughs out loud) Okay. Now that can happen. Now I am spreading the pig's intestines over this tube. Come on. (German language) What? Do not yell at me! (screams) I feel like I'm masturbating a robot. (Audience laughs) Oh, good. Ah! This is a big sausage! Sausages. Ah! It is a typical German sausage. Oh very well. Do you think maybe you'd let me run the store someday? Will I one day be the manager of the store? (Marco laughs)