Conan Gives Jordan Schlansky A Cowboy Makeover

Hey Conan O'Brien here I am and I'm at the grand entrance of Chic Elms and the rodeo store and this is Chick Elms yesterday girl it's good to see you how you doing? I'm fine, I'm doing very well, where did you get the name? girl oh I don't know that's a great story what's your real name I can't really say it's dumber than Conan I'm probably sure I can know what Cheryl Cheryl mm-hmm your parents called you Cheryl yeah so you decided I'm going to change Cheryl's name to something much more manly Have you ever come across someone who just doesn't look good in Western clothing?

Always works? It was always where I have a challenge for you. I brought a friend of mine, he's from New York City. Don't be mad, but he's from New York, some people have to be and he's what we call metrosexual, you know what's good, take it easy, he's not what you think, he's not someone who has sex with trains, but he is a creep, his name. I'm the Jorden Lansky girl, I'm Jordyn Slansky, we brought you here to this town about sixty miles southwest of Fort Worth to dress you up and make you a real

cowboy

, a real man because, frankly, I've worked with you for a while and you have a a little decadent.

I'm going to say European style. Some of us who are real Americans find it offensive that you are telling us in beautiful language and I don't see the problem with having Italian instructions on the machine with a little bit of grated cheese on top. on a loaf of bread, this is a free Maserati, yes missy, it's a piece filter biscotti, that would be if there's more than one, there's only one, how did it feel to dress up in

cowboy

clothes? I'm fine, it's fine, I'm glad I did it. Fix them, thanks, look, you guys have amazing chemistry, some nice cowboy boots, okay, I realize you have a good selection here.

I like these for Jordan yeah what do you think he has too much pink? Don't you think it's pink? What do you think Jordan B? I think things seem a little girly. You really think it's a family. Well, I wake up, have cappuccino and a savory pastry twice a week. I shave, remove excess hair and then shave exclusively my face. I shave other areas. What others? you were form of D Jordan several areas another region that is a personal matter Jim what do you think of a man who shaved his body? OMG I'm with you girl, look at that Native American style thing, well most cowboy boots were influenced by Native Americans. designs even the Spanish cowboy designs so much that the term buckaroo used to describe the cowboys of the Great Basin for the west from here comes from the word as arrow narrating and documentary would you be willing to have playing cards in your boots?

Be honest, good. The best thing about cowboy boots is that they are always left a little to the imagination because this area is covered by jeans so yes that would be open to that well not always I guess you will wear them occasionally too with just a European speedo . swimsuit that's the kind of swimsuit you prefer, isn't it? I like the four inch ones this is what I decided on Georgia, do you have any thoughts on this set? this is not what I had in mind we are in what shape is all authentic western gear I think it looks good on you what's the problem there is a lot of excess wear everywhere the legs are tubular not here, again today I'm fine this is fantastic look this Jake I love this belt it's fantastic belt it has a little color some cow skin with hair oh look that's real cow hair it's there Jordan some advice don't shave this hair hit me sick I threw up under your shirt but it looks like someone He's already a little smaller, what's wrong with this and we keep the bag so he's protected if your coffees when you do it with your little Italian machine and if I get tired of listening to you I can close this at all times your dad what do you think this feels like? good?

There's a way we could vaporize it so it goes down and you don't see his face. Yeah, when you turn it down a little bit, you really like it. You are excited about your new jeans. You know, it's interesting because it's a misconception that the cowboy hat was the head of the West, traditionally speaking, it was an impractical design because it would easily blow off, so one day the cowboy hat of the West, as we know a guy for the promises, although after the Civil War. The war was largely due to John Stetson, who was from New Jersey, it's probably from the Spanish Tom DeLonge, which basically means very gallant, which is a description of the hat as it appeared, yes, this is perfect, it's perfect, is it?

How do you feel, Jordan? Can't. I don't see anything, I know, Jordan, thank you so much girl, you're a great man, you're welcome, yeah, it's a real honor to meet you and Jordan, if you could find your way home. The hotel is about 85 miles from here on foot, you should get started. It gets dark early, okay, keep your hat on, it'll be dead in an hour, where, it's about four good days, it's really like someone looking for a biscotti in Dallas.