Chex Quest (PC) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

FUU— FUUU— FUUUU— FUUUUU— FUUUUUU— FUUUUUU— FUUUUUUUU— FUUUUUUUU— FUUUUUUUUUU— FUUUUUUUUUU— FUUUUUUUUUUUU— FUUUUUUUUUUUU— FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU— FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—ck! This basically removes all familiarity from the

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and turns Chex Man into fucking Chex Hitman. Chex "The Hitman" Hart! So after you've had your fill of the original Chex Quest, he goes into Brutal Chex Quest and kills some Flemoids! I don't know what a Flemoid is, but I killed their asses! And when you play a

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as brutal as Brutal Chex Quest, what you need is some brutal cereal to go with it! BRUTAL CHECK!! It's Chex, on steroids! ILLEGAL steroids!! Made of broken glass!

Damn rusty nails! And brown rice. This cereal will start your day, if not end your life! Fortified with calcium from the wing bones of fallen angels! The only grain that both God and Satan eat! It's a direct kick to your Muddy Buddies! And Brutal Chex turns your milk red, from your own blood, coming out of your FUCKING SCREAMING MOUTH!!! 50 free hours of América Online included.