Charles Barkley and Shaq Don't Hold Back: They Roast Everyone for 15 Minutes

I'm not saying anything, bees become mascots, yes, but he is in a state stadium. They're not fucking NBA players, it's not a hobby for him, he's a tiger, he's not hanging in the tiger cage, you fool, bees are not a pet and first of all he wants money God makes 30 million dollars a year go to the Damned Acme oh damn acne like grocery store and get some damn bees

they

're not a damn pet

everyone

knows where I'm broke come on Arnie What are you so cute? Let me fix your necklace here man, fix your face too, there you go, put a bag on, put a bag on your face, that fixes your face, it's like a cryptocurrency, Google, okay, anyway, I was laughing because Kenny The Jet Smith is not with us tonight uh not anymore,

they

told us it was food poisoning.

First of all, I'll tell you why he lies. He just wants to respond for a couple of days at home. First of all, Kenny is a vegetarian asparagus CPE. He ate those black beans. hamburgers there's no way that shit can make you sick I could have been rooting for tofu tofu tofu isn't a thing yeah that's not a thing that's a big thing right Kyle we've got you covered it's the players championship , now it's next year. Ernie Johnson Jr. came home have a good game tonight son hey hey I'm proud hey Alex Caruso don't forget your headband son don't forget your headband today uh Villanova nation will miss you we will miss you and if you just decide to coach the Lakers let us know know well Jay, uh, first of all, Jay, you're not that stupid, um, oh, you're not going to the Lakers, you're not going to take a job where the players are older than you, um. you know, KD says an army of producers against God is just another Tuesday, you mean the God sitting at home with a play on Banner um no, I don't think it should bother you.

I don't think it should bother him and he should. Don't bother, oh, it bothers him. You know he feels Cindy. That's all. that actually doesn't look that bad oh oh uh that looks better than anything call me Carlos okay no we don't want to see that yeah come on you better play an awesome game wearing that thing on the hood we call this. a punk movement now that they lost my

back

hurts what happens if your

back

hurts? It gets very hot. I will send it to you. If you sit on your butt all the time, your back will probably hurt.

But that's just me, but let me. telling you something when the players don't respect you, that's a big deal. Shaq's right, well your teammates are like me, Amanda, this guy wants to play basketball, I know who, I know who's going to be the starter, Ernie, let me go ahead and say he's going to be a big veteran man, not Paul Reed , but he will be a veteran big man who was just tweeted at DeAndre Jordan, he will start well, he is still alive for Philly tonight, yes, Doc Rivers had to answer questions about DeAndre Jordan and if he would start again in the second game He said, no matter what they say, even if they don't like it, he's going to start.

Doc is starting to irritate me a lot, being sensitive, he played the guy eight seconds against Toronto, not eight tenths of us. eight tenths of a second he doesn't believe in it Studio Jay in Atlanta Ernie Johnson Charles Barkley Kenny the Jed Smith didn't realize there was going to be traffic what do you mean at five o'clock at six o'clock he thought it was going to be the only person on the road, okay, no siren, apparently not, we all know there's traffic, yeah, you're the only fool who didn't know there wasn't going to be traffic, traffic is not an excuse for being late nor is this food poisoning no, yeah, no, no one gets sick eating vegetables, okay, what is it, let's go to the breaking news desk at Charles Barkley, hey, Mike Brown, he loses the game, the Sacramento Kings are going to fire him today, Hey, Mike, Mike, you.

You better not lose this game. You have to go to Steve Courthouse tonight and get cold with that big reward for your work. If you have a 26-point lead and you're only up by seven at halftime. You have to do some stupid things in Minnesota. What is Timber? Woods, they are very talented, but they are dominant rocks, they only had one turnover in the first quarter, seven in the second quarter, well, you know I was going to have a little fun with you, but I want you to move on. and enjoy it clearly since I don't go out because they didn't buy it, they don't look the same, you guys don't eat in the same places, what was your specialty by the way chuckster oh my god music appreciation. and what did you do with that they played music and I said, I appreciate it, yeah, I'm not declared.

I wasn't expecting to see how this basketball thing works. I love meanness, I like it, yeah, I have a couple of friends, you know, oh, we worked with Petty White over there, man, uh, okay, come here, get something to make some furniture, yeah, okay, then I could be Petty sometimes, buddy, yeah, yeah, yeah, curious, Betty, yeah, I'd beat your ass, yeah, yeah, yeah, you'd do that mean king. Richard, you know Richard Petty, well, one of the greatest of all time, okay, so you don't own the word Superman, yeah, yeah, dude, he came out of the cape, what are we supposed to call him?

Yes you are. I'm still with Elijah, he used to tell me this. all the time you can bring me some water no more Chuck, call me Carlos foreigner, tried to hurt that kid, I'm not going to live with that and now they're trying to complete this is the cold man, give me a break, man let's see It's flagrant, let's see if it's flagrant, I want to play. I'm like me, man, I've been kissed harder than that. We don't know about your sex life. How amusing is it that Rudy Gobert gets poked in the face? Well you gotta mess with the beast on game day,

everyone

says the world is flat Charles Kyrie said Shaq said that's what he did Where is all this coming from?

Listen man, we got some crazy people out there, you know, Kyrie, I gave him a pass because he didn't do it. He only went to college for about 30 games, actually I think he was at the plate about 10 because he was injured. Shaq just doesn't know any better, you know, you don't get paid $40 million just to play basketball and be with the media. It's part of your professional obligation and you can say whatever you want to say, but I'm not sure what point Kyrie is trying to get across and when he talks, I wonder: what the hell is he trying?, what is he saying?, what is he ? trying to say man I'm sick of the whole Kyrie saga, to be honest with you you know you can tell he's got a bunch of Kiss idiots around him like yeah Kyrie you're always right and he'll never grow up and be a man and say hey, you know what maybe I need to grow and change, hey, the internal top 25, uh, Kenny, Shaq and I have already given our number from 21 to 25.

We're ready for the Chucks from 21 to 25. You said Kyrie Irving. He is the 25th best player, you can't remember Kyrie is right, there is this like there is no particular order, no, it is an order that he put him in 25th place. Kyrie is a great player, but I can't wait for see who's in shape, it's Dr. J. and yes, I have to see who's in the top 20. I agree, Alex, probably, on your mind, don't talk about Auburn. I can promise you one thing: the girl who did my homework at Auburn was very smart, well, it's time for Kyrie to grow up. up, he has to show up for work, you know, we had the game when the coach got there, well, I don't know where Kyrie is, you have an obligation as excellent as the one on television, you have to tell Aspen when.

You're not going to show up to work at all, you can't just not go. I think that's why personally they made the James Harden trade because they don't feel like they can trust Kyrie. Can he get me some water? No he'll be back with more here on TNT see half man what happened to CarMax in just a moment Chuck half man half a season trying to snap a nine game losing streak man you dribble in basketball stop acting like you're the person smartest in the world, well first of all, you're not, you only went to college for six months and let me tell you something else, Kyrie Irving, but I have never seen a person so miserable that he will make 40 to 50 million dollars per year for the next 10 to 15 years.

He won a World Championship, he's in movies, but he has to be one of the most miserable people I've ever seen in my life. Terry Irving is not a great defender. He makes Kevin Love look like Dennis Rodman. I'm not a Kyrie guy, I mean at some point. You have to look in the mirror and say that if everyone always talks bad about me, maybe I deserve some of the blame. You have to surround yourself with people who will be honest with you and sometimes, like Kyrie, he never thinks anything is his fault and everyone is willing to do that.

Getting it will be interesting with the Mavs. I don't see how Henry Luca can share the ball. I think he will be fascinating. I don't think Kyrie Irving can be the best player on your team, but from a mental point of view. a leader of your franchise who has to live with all the criticism. I don't think he can be the best player on your team if he can't run a scheme in Boston. He can't, he has no chance of playing in New York. but that's a totally different animal when he has already reached this level as the most improved, we can't just call him The Greek Freak anymore.

I think it's a disservice unless we call him by his full name, that was the desired result, well, but oh jenobi. no ogenobi good but oh jenobi no ogenobi good but ojinobi Cowie de kawi Leonard got hurt Kawhi Kawhi Island yes he got hurt but yes Cowboy de kawi Leonard got hurt Kawhi Island you know I want to say hello to Ernie about which coach Houston is waiting for the first part the first to give a number one recognition Kyle Lowry I'm going to forget our training thank you Kayla we appreciate that man what is everyone's favorite program uh TNT uh overtime uh I would be in the NBA thanks for doing the program you don't even know the name of the show you've been on for 15. 18 years even though I show 18 years if you start doubling LeBron and rotating he does dellavedova because to get into the case of his name whatever I told you I don't even like the kid because anyone unites with two names, two letters they named cannot be real.

Hey, just kidding, John Moran, how about Parker and taking Google? Did I understand correctly? No, the Spurs bring in Kwame Leonard Kwame Leonard. Danny Green Gary Gary Neal guys like that I'll give you a hundred dollars if you say Leonard's name correctly Hawaii Hawaii I know what you're thinking now he's a joker kuzma we gotta see if he can play with Go Kyle kuzma you said call Carl kuzma belly sound not bad no xiaoming can you never stop thinking about food Western Justice District level westerns Justice whatever his name is Jonas valosis have you seen us is courage chewing um hey Chuck can I say your last name Barclay why can't you say mom why can't you say this I spoke with jonas valencina jonathan