Celebrity Family Feud: Political Edition - SNL

IT'S TIME TO PLAY "FAMILY FEUD: POLITICAL EDITION". HERE'S YOUR HOST, STEVE HARVEY! ME, ME, ME! GOOD, GOOD NOW! WELCOME TO "FAMILY DIFFERENCE: POLITICAL EDITION." WE ARE BACK FROM A TWO WEEK BREAK. I WAS OUT TO EXPAND MY TEETH. Well, today we have a great and old rivalry. WE HAVE TEAM HILLARY CLINTON FACING TEAM DONALD TRUMP. ON TRUMP'S SIDE WE HAVE TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN DIRECTOR, KELLY ANN CONWAY. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR HAVING US ON "JEOPARDY!" UH, THIS "FAMILY DIFFERENCE". YES, WELL, SO THIS IS "DANGER!" IF YOU LOOK AT ALL THE SIGNS THEN YOU ARE ALEX TREBEK.

BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT THE REAL DANGER, WHICH IS THE SITUATION HILLARY CLINTON PUT US IN, TAKING MONEY FROM THE SAUDI PRINCES AND EVERYONE HERE ON THE "WHEEL OF FORTUNE" CAN SEE THAT. I SAW YOU ON TV. YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THE LAST TEN MINUTES OF THE PROM. NEXT, WE HAVE IVANKA, DONALD TRUMP'S DAUGHTER. WHAT A PLEASURE IT IS TO BE HERE, STEVE. THIS IS FUN. I LOVE FUN. EVERY DAY I PROGRAM 20 MINUTES OF FUN. OH, YOU'RE SEXY. YEAH. I KNOW THIS MAY SOUND INAPPROPRIATE. BUT IF YOUR DAD CAN SAY IT, SO CAN I. NEXT WE HAVE GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE.

STRONG JERSEY, STEVE! WHY STILL WITH TRUMP? IS HE GOING TO APPOINT YOU TO A CABINET POSITION OR SOMETHING? WE'LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE GET THERE - OH! TOO EASY. AND FINALLY, ON TEAM TRUMP, MY GOD, IT'S VLADIMIR PUTIN! ARE YOU AND TRUMP REALLY FRIENDS? TYPE OF. WE ARE FACEBOOK FRIENDS. OOH, You're creepy. LAST WEEK I HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT YOU. I KNOW. LET'S GO NEXT TO HILLARY CLINTON. FIRST WE HAVE MY MAIN MAN, BILL CLINTON! HELLO, STEVE. I LOVE "LA FEUD". ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY WITH HILLARY BEING PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF YOU? I MEAN, I CAN'T WAIT.

BELIEVE ME. I LOVE THE WHITE HOUSE. I mean, you know, I can hang out there, you know, there's no presidential stuff to do. THE RED PHONE WILL DREAM AND I TELL HIM, TAKE THAT, HONEY, I'LL BE DOWN. WATCHING "THE POLICE ACADEMY". GOOD. NEXT, SARAH SILVERMAN, THE COMEDIAN AND HILLARY CLINTON SUPPORTER! OH MY GOD. WE COULD ELECT THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT. I FEEL A LOT OF PRIDE FROM MY HEAD TO MY VAGINA. OH HO HO! Oh, you're that kind of obnoxious and lovable. AND NEXT WE HAVE THE CREATOR OF "HAMILTON" AND PBS'S NUMBER ONE RAPPER, LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA! ♪ ME STEVE WHEN YOU ASK FOR WORDS IT'S MY MIND STARTS GOING WITH A COUPLE OF VERSES ♪ ♪ NOT VERSUS LIKE THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT IS THE RIGHT AND THE WRONG THAT KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT ♪ THERE WAS A RHYTHM THAT DID I NOT HEAR?

NO? WELL. AND WE FINALLY HAVE SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS! HELLO. HI STEVE. WHEN DOES THIS REALLY START? EVERYTHING IS HELLO. MY GRANDMOTHER CAN KNIT A SWEATER IN THAT TIME. ARE YOU HERE SUPPORTING HILLARY? ABSOLUTELY. LOOK. SENATOR CLINTON IS THE PURE JUICE OF THIS ELECTION. MAYBE IT DOESN'T SEE SO APPETITE BUT IF YOU DON'T TAKE IT NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUCK WITH SHIT FOR A LONG TIME. OKAY, THEN. DAME KELLY ANN. DAME BERNIE. LET'S GO HERE AND PLAY FEUD! HELLO, SENATOR. JUST A PLEASURE. THE SHAKE, THE SHAKE, OF COURSE, VERY IMPORTANT TO SHAKE, YES, YES. 100 PEOPLE SURVEYED.

TOP FIVE RESPONSES ON THE BOARD. NAME ONE REASON PEOPLE GIVE FOR BEING LATE. KELLY ANN. WELL, STEVE, I DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY CALLED, SO I'LL DO WHAT I USUALLY DO IS TALK AND TALK UNTIL PEOPLE FORGET THE QUESTION, THEN I'LL MAKE A CRAZY CLAIM ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON. HILLARY CLINTON IS NORTH Korean. GOOD. SHOW ME A BUNCH OF LIES! OH, UP NO. BERNIE SANDERS, A REASON PEOPLE GIVE FOR BEING LATE. DO YOU WANT TO SAY A REASON WHY I'M LATE? LOOK AT ME. WHEREEVER HE GOES, IT LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FINISHED CHASING A BUS.

GOOD. SHOW ME LIKE ANSWER NUMBER THREE. PLAY OR PASS? PLAY. PLAY. LET'S PLAY. YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S PASS. YOUR TEAMMATES SAY THEY WANT TO PLAY. GOOD FOR THEM. LET'S PASS. LOOKS LIKE A SELLING HUSBAND. GOOD. LET'S GO TO TEAM TRUMP. IVANKA TRUMP, WHAT IS THE REASON PEOPLE GIVE FOR BEING LATE? WHAT AN INTERESTING AND WONDERFUL QUESTION, STEVE. CAN I ASK MY SIBLINGS FOR HELP? THEY ARE NOT HERE. YES WE ARE! WOW! WHO IS IT? I'M DONALD JR. THE BRAINS. I AM IVANKA. THE BEAUTY. AND I AM ERIC. GOOD. SHOW ME THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN! NOT UP.

VERY BAD! VERY GOOD, CHRIS CHRISTIE. A REASON PEOPLE GIVE FOR BEING LATE. WELL - I'M LATE BECAUSE I'M WORKING VERY HARD ON BEHALF OF MR. DONALD TRUMP. YOU REALLY LIKE IT. BUT YOU SAID SOME HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT HIM IN THE PRIMARIES. THAT'S WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE - DAMN IT, CHRISTIE! LET'S GO TO VLADIMIR PUTIN. YEAH. WE'RE NOT GOING TO. ALL RIGHT, TEAM CLINTON, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO STEAL. IVANKA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WE ARE JUST GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. IT'S VERY NICE. DO YOU LIKE WINGS? VERY GOOD WINGS? WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON. OKAY EVERYONE.

GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS. COME ON, WHY PEOPLE ARE LATE. THAT'S MY BUSINESS. IT WAS SO HIGH. LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE IS LOVE! WELL, GOOD ANSWERS, BERNIE SANDERS. ONE REASON WHY YOU'RE LATE. MAYBE YOU'RE LATE BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE JILL STEIN CALL YOU IN THE MIDNIGHT ASKING FOR ADVICE. THAT WOMAN DRIVES ME CRAZY! Someone who cares about the environment sure doesn't mind asking people to throw away their votes, huh? HEY? HEY? VERY SMART, YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SO SMART, DID YOU? YOU HAVE A LOT ON YOUR MIND. SHOW ME ANNOYED BY JILL STEIN – ANSWER NUMBER ONE!

HILLARY GETTING THAT MONEY FROM HOLLYWOOD. LET'S GO TO COMMERCIAL. DURING THE TIME I LOOK AT MY SHOES AND I DON'T TALK TO ANYONE. SEE YOU. ♪♪♪