DUMBEST ANSWERS EVER! Steve Harvey is SPEECHLESS! | Family Feud

ANTHONY, GIVE ME THE NAME OF A CHILD THAT BEGINS WITH THE LETTER H. HOSE. GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER! Audience: Steve: HOSE WITH AN H. Audience: OH! Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT FOLLOWS THE WORD "PIG." UPIN. Steve: Huh? HEY? UPIN. PORCUPINE. GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER! YEAH! THAT'S CORRECT. THAT'S RIGHT, TIC! YES! LUNATIC! Steve: PIG. HE SAID: "CUPINA." CUPINA. W-W-W-WHAT? WHAT IS CUPINA?! THIS IS THE BEST ANSWER I HAVE EVER HEARD! GOOD ANSWER! Steve: YOU CAN'T. I FEEL YOU. I DO NOT FEEL YOU. NUMBER ONE. Steve: IS IT NUMBER ONE? WAR PRISONER! "IT IS THE NUMBER ONE". OH REALLY?

HA! Well, I'll tell you what, it will be number one on YouTube, but... it won't be number one up there. I CAN BET EVERY DOLLAR I HAVE! YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO SAID "CUPINE." GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER, TIC. Steve: CUPINA! NAME A COUNTRY THAT A MAN WITH A MUSTACHE SHOULD VISIT TO MEET A WOMAN WITH A MUSTACHE. NATAN: FRANCE. STEVE: FRANCE. DARRELL: PARIS. DARRELL: HA HA HA HA HA! STEVE: SAY... DARRELL: STEVE: YOU, MY MAN, DARRELL. BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS. YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT IT IS NOT. DARRELL: I KNOW. STEVE: OKAY. OK. BUT I APPRECIATE YOU, MAN.

LET'S GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE. DARRELL: YES. STEVE: DO YOU WANT TO SEE? DARRELL: YES, I WANT TO SEE. STEVE: We'll go FAST. RELL, NAME SOMETHING THAT IS DIFFICULT TO DO WITH YOUR EYES OPEN. READ. GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER! Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT IS DIFFICULT TO DO WITH YOUR EYES OPEN. THIS CHILD AT UNIVERSITY. REGISTERED IN . HE LEANED TOWARDS THE MICROPHONE AND SAID, "READ, STEVE!" WELL. I SURE WANT TO SEE YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DO IT. READ! Audience: Oh! Steve: Let me tell you something. WHEN THIS COMES OUT AND THEY SEE IT AT YOUR SCHOOL...

IT WILL BE A DIFFICULT LIFE FOR YOU AFTER THIS. STEVE: ONE ANSWER LEFT. YOU CAN CLEAN THE BOARD, Q. SOME POLITICIANS BELONG TO THE WHITE HOUSE. OTHERS BELONG TO THE BLANK HOUSE. DEQUINCY: WELL, STEVE, IF THEY'RE GOOD, THEY BELONG IN THE WHITE HOUSE. CAMILLA: GOOD ANSWER! JAMIE: GOOD ANSWER, D. DEQUINCY: STEVE, LIKE THAT. STEVE: YES. It's that simple, DEQUINCY. HA HA! JAMIE: HA HA! STEVE: Hi, JAMIE. JAMIE: WHAT'S GOING ON? STEVE: I MAY NOT DELIVER YOU, BUT I bet this isn't up there. SOME POLITICIANS BELONG TO THE WHITE HOUSE. OTHERS BELONG TO THE WHITE HOUSE. HA HA!

OH, THAT'S CLEVER, RIGHT THERE. THEY TRIED TO DECEIVE ME. LISTEN TO ME. SOME POLITICIANS BELONG TO THE WHITE HOUSE. OTHERS BELONG TO THE WHITE HOUSE. DEQUINCY: IN THE WHITE HOUSE! HA HA! WE GO DOWN FOR IT. THIS IS A GOOD ANSWER! HA HA! OH, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER. I WILL ANSWER THE QUESTION WITH THE QUESTION. I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THE SAME THING YOU ASKED ME. WHITE, WHITE, YES. OH, THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER. HERE WE GO. I'M THINKING ABOUT THE POINT. HOLD YOUR BREATH! SOME POLITICIANS BELONG TO THE WHITE HOUSE. OTHERS BELONG TO THE WHITE HOUSE!

IN THE WHITE HOUSE. HEY? AUDIENCE: OH! STEVE: I WAS DRAGING WITH YOU THERE. GOD SAW ME HAVE A DIFFICULT DAY. GOD DECIDED TO RAISE ME UP. HE SAYS YOU NEED AN ANSWER. FAMILY: YES. THAT'S NOT REALLY OUR ANSWER. FAMILY: YES! STEVE: YOU NEED AN ANSWER... FAMILY: YES! STEVE: THAT'S REALLY A QUESTION. FAMILY: YES! STEVE: I'M GOING TO ANSWER THE QUESTION... FAMILY: YES! STEVE: WITH THE QUESTION. FAMILY: YES! STEVE: SOME POLITICIANS BELONG TO THE WHITE HOUSE. FAMILY: YES! STEVE: OTHERS BELONG... FAMILY: YES! STEVE: IN THE WHITE HOUSE! FAMILY: YES! JAMIE: AH ha ha! STEVE: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE?

JAMIE: TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE. STEVE: IS THIS YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW? JAMIE: THAT'S MY BROTHER-IN-LAW. STEVE: YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW IS ABOUT TO BE ON YOUTUBE. TOYA, 100 MEN. TELL ME A ROAD SIGN THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOUR LOVE LIFE. TOYA: DON'T PASS GO. GRETCHEN: HA HA HA! DION: GOOD ANSWER! TOYA: IT'S UP, STEVE! STEVE: OHH. TOYA: IT'S UP! STEVE: OH. NO, IT IS NOT. TOYA: IT'S UP, STEVE! STEVE: DO NOT PASS GO. TOYA: IT'S UP! STEVE: Hey. Unless you're driving that little car on the Monopoly board, that's no road sign. THEY ARE INSTRUCTIONS. DO NOT PASS GO. STEVE: HEY, RASHAAD, TELL ME SOMETHING A PILOT CAN TURN ON AFTER THE PLANE TAKES OFF.

RASHAAD. THE ENGINE IS ALREADY ON, SO THE ENGINE. TERRELL: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: FOLKS, WE'RE AT 33,000 FEET RIGHT NOW, AND FASTENING YOUR SEAT BELTS, I'M GOING TO START THE ENGINES AND... SEE IF WE CAN MAINTAIN THE ALTITUDE. RASHAAD SUGGESTED WE START THE DAMN ENGINE. NANCY? EDNA: YOU GOT IT. STEVE: I COULD NEVER MAKE LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE ME? NANCY: MY LOVELY HUSBAND! JACKIE: GOOD ANSWER, NANCY. NANCY: STEVE, THERE'S ONLY ONE. THERE IS NO ONE BETTER THAN MY HUSBAND. STEVE: YES, WE... NANCY: NO. THANK YOU. STEVE: SEE, WE UNDERSTAND THAT PART. THE CONFUSION WE HAVE IS WHY THE HELL IS THAT YOUR ANSWER.

The question, Nancy, I'm going to... let me prepare it here while she can. YOU SAID, "I COULD NEVER MAKE LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE ME," AND THEN YOU SAID, "HUSBAND." AND THEN... THEN, WHAT--SEE, THE LOOK ON THE FACES OF THESE PEOPLE. Don't you see anything wrong with that, Nancy? NANCY: NO, SIR. It's up there, Steve. It's up there, Steve. STEVE: YES. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU THE QUESTION. I WANT YOU TO SAY THE EXACT SAME ANSWER. I CAN'T GIVE A DIFFERENT ANSWER. NANCY: Okay. STEVE: THEN I WANT YOU TO ACT LIKE YOU REALLY THINK IT'S UP THERE.

NANCY: IT IS. IT'S UP, STEVE. IS. STEVE: NANCY... NANCY: ASK THE QUESTION, STEVE. STEVE: OH, FINNA ASKED THE QUESTION. I COULD NEVER MAKE LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE ME... NANCY: HUSBAND. JACKIE: GOOD ANSWER. COME ON. JACKIE: SHE'S UP. IT'S UP... STEVE: HUSBAND! WOMAN: WOW! CAITLYN, WHAT IS THE FIRST QUESTION SOMEONE ASKS WHEN THEY WAKE UP FROM A COMA? CAITLYN: WHAT'S NEW ON THE RADIO? WHAT'S ON THE RADIO? WHAT MUSIC IS THERE? THAT'S... I WOULD BE CURIOUS. MONTY GLENN: IT'S UP, STEVE. STEVE: LOOK, I'M IN THE RADIO BUSINESS. I'M ON THE RADIO EVERY MORNING. I HOPE TO GOD HE'S UP THERE.

I WANT SOMEONE TO THINK OF ME FIRST. BEEN IN COMA FOR 8 MONTHS. "HEY, WHAT DID STEVE SAY?" WHAT'S ON THE RADIO?