Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)

half a cooked potato. - It just sits there - And with my wife, since I've known her, I've heard the same thing every time, "Finish it, I'm just going to throw it away." Somehow I get the feeling that she only feeds me what she is going to throw away. What really bothers my wife is the way she serves the food. - Is it bad? - It's awful. I mean, if you leave a steak, how do you forget about the plate? (audience laughter)