broken lightsaber memes

Star Wars in a fortnight, yes, their

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s now, if you're wondering why I didn't make a video yesterday, I broadcast it to two hundred and ninety thousand people during the event. I was going to turn it into a video and I got DDoS. My entire internet was shut down, so I couldn't play with white sabers all day, but now it's my turn to make some

lightsaber

memes

. Fresh will be my Jedi Master, teach me the ways, Mr. Master Fresh. Oh, what did I find? Oh my God, teacher, I think I found it. some serious power and a chest, dude, that's where all the lightsaber arms are.

I open it master, oh, I am attracted by the power of it, the power of it to do nonsense, oh, it is my lightsaber, finally you drink, you have your lightsaber back, yes, Master qui-gon. Jinn Fresh I would take my lightsaber, the purple one, because I have a gender neutral color and I support that, but also just because I want five of them, I'll also take the other two all the time. This is what I get when I become a Sith leader. red is fine if I chose the color of my lightsaber. I have a purple lightsaber, yes, yes, yes, so I can answer myself non-stop, that's crazy, that you start to feel that energy, yes, I'm starting to feel the strength, thank you. okay he can't he can't hit us if we're blocking his bullets we have the power of the Jedi on our side block his bullets master hey I think we're actually vulnerable to damage as long as we have this thing rolling . block like Jedi Master MC Hammer once said you can't touch this, come on oh you see a head yeah yeah let's get a master, watch out, watch out, oh there's another one, save us, I want a fossil, there's no one there too, I want four. of them I have five lightsabers now I'm a Jedi monster it's so powerful it's my raw power over your place here oh this this week the Jedi are here for July places District 5 they have nothing in my possession I have five of them they don't have nothing on me I have five of them, master, come on, let's cut them down, just walk with their attacks Master, they can't do anything, strippers, yes, I have the precision of Stormtroopers, little BOTS, let's move slowly and walk, let's walk on their attacks, now just sit down. here come back and sit here listen here they can't do anything you're powerless against the Jedi I've got it I've got it they can't do anything you're powerless against us we're both Jedi masters oh I'll be fine maybe I'll be fine explosives around a weakness but that's it which generates a fourth okay, I know they still have explosives, that's just not right, okay, okay, I'm coming, but I don't know what I can do.

The card is here, we are relaxing. It should be that long. he's inside inside at the door at the door yes, I killed a little one for you, master and now I'll take the lightsaber from him, okay, bring you back. I can become a Jedi Master even though my lightsaber is red, it looks really cool, it's Christmas colors oh me. look I see someone okay guys I'm going to force it it's it's a young gem me peasant gem I try my tests my powers and the anime on my side oh my god did you know they can eventually shoot through your thing, oh God?

Oh my god, this is a broadcast, man, okay, let's get some young men, let's chop and dice, some want young men's soup. I'm mom, I'm the master, let's be side by side here, your attacks are powerless against me, oh, he has a lightsaber too, hey. Kazan boss, pool balls, pool boy, that's actually angry, that's actually sick, I thought it was Darth Maul or something, come on, no, no, we were wrong at that time, missing the top ten teachers, yes you will definitely get the seat on the council. I'll sit right next to the guy who looks like a crazy Samuel Jackson, the guy with the very, very long forehead, your Yoda Yoda, no, that was the crazy sex, so me, the crazy Colts, are you ready?

Oh, those are taxes for the Dodger palace. They are growling from afar it's over I have the high ground I have taken the highest point left in the circle I have the high ground for you to complete your training correctly we have to take these guys look I'm just saying if we die it's because we gave up the high ground I'm going I'm going to use the Force and I'll break the wall are you ready, go neck to the wall I'm going to use the Force I'm using the Force to get there I mean, oh, that was great teamwork master, we're in the last two young, perfect, helpless, look at them, they are both there, they have no power against us to rise up here, if we can take down these guys, I will become the Jedi master, just keep holding that right hand clap.

You're going to keep that fast and I can't do anything, they are power, yeah, yeah, these guys ain't got no chance of it being over, we've got the low ground, no, that's how I know it's over, try it, try it, ya he went away. He's gone Rick, you're not with you, they just started falling, literally, they just died from the damage too. I couldn't even finish him off with the lightsaber master, baby. I didn't do anything to win that game, well now. I am a Jedi Master. I wanted to start a squad to see how fun it would be to have a full squad of Jedi.

A photo of the squad. Squad photo. This is the entire Jedi Council. Here we have all our appropriately colored lightsabers. They're fresh Sith Lords, they've become quite James, creamy green lightsaber is windu mace, these guys are bad boys. I still call us Jedi because yeah, yeah, look who said Jedi is a state of being, it has nothing to do with the color of your lightsaber why can't I block? It wasn't McCrea. I just have no idea how to block. It's true. Wilma will just walk in front of McCree for me then so she can't get hurt, like the three of us practice from all angles. angle guys shield wall shield why protect the tech girl creamy a shield wall the attempt to become creamy okay the mission failed we will catch him next time is that I have the hello Graham but I was another help me help me here it's going to be a jewel, I have a jewel be eliminated Actually I'm crazy Actually I'm crazy I have two orphaned children Okay, uh, protecting Creamy didn't work, but that was a nice little white squad Okay, all the Jedi are hiding in the bush , all, all colors.

The rainbow in the bush is very colorful and it's actually very colorful, but we hid because of the Christmas lights, we looked like Christmas decorations, oh there's only two left buddy so this is the plan guys we jump on one of them , kill him and then. The last guy left we just surround him and intimidate him until I run out that's like just blocking you just walk tomorrow okay can we sink this can we sink this? What are we doing? Look at us guys playing, we all form a shield wall, shield wall, okay, and you kill one of them, guys, kill one of them back here?

Boy, understand me, I like to play with his food, okay, okay, the last guy lost guys, oh, he's going to save lives, just Porky's. the attacks hurt me they killed him let's get it right oh damn you almost caught me in this you got a chill champion whoa this guy has some crazy cows of strength this is the Emperor himself oh we gotta get it let's get it damn it Lord Palpatine Oh What the hell, that never said Darth Vader himself who is also on the route Oh run, oh damn why do they always have whatever is going to happen again, going to happen again now I'm not depressed about this now he's going to be Darth Vader to get you, he just accepted his fate, well lightsabers are a lot more fun when you have a squad, oh that was the dumbest game of games I've played in a long time.