Brad Williams Daddy Issues • Part 4 | LOLflix

I will make everything better, stressful situations. I will make my people better, I will improve boring situations, I will help my people, even make porn better, you are a weirdo, there you are free, even though I like you, I like you right now, look at all the people I laughed when I said make poor and better because those people have seen a pornography, they know the magic of pornography, if you have not seen a pornography before, what are you still doing here right now? Go home, go to your computer, www.and enjoy it. okay, it's amazing, it's amazing and I don't judge, I don't judge you if you watch porn if you watch porn because in my opinion your porn should be a little weird, it should be a little weird, it should be a little weird, legal.

It should be legal. I don't want them to get arrested, be like the torcs and it was fine, but it should be a little strange because porn, yes, porn is an escape from real life. You don't want to see real life in your porn. I don't want to see that you don't want to see what sex really is in your reality sex porn in which two people fuck each other as quietly as they can because their four year old son is sleeping in the next room. don't get off - you're going to wake up the baby No, porn is not about what you can do, porn is about what you can't do, what you want to do, what you've always fantasized about doing.

I would love to see a porn. from two people who are just coming to understand it, but people assume they watch porn and I don't. I'll be honest with you. I don't judge you if you do, but why should I watch porn? My life is porn if I want to watch porn. I would fuck a girl next to a mirror. Look to the left. Well, that's not what I see. Oh, we are all friends. I'll tell you what I like to see. I'll tell you this is honest too. I like watching black guys have sex with Asian women, that's my family, why do I feel like everyone is judging me right now?

They will really judge me by what I like to see, like I'm holier than thou. check all your browser history, all I'll find is missionary with eye contact, do you hate me? No, I like watching black guys have sex with Asian women because, for the first time in my life, when a cock enters a vagina, I would like to listen to how I don't hear that I don't hear that I put my stuff on and it's like yeah, it's supposed to that you must be afraid of him and it would kill you ladies, would it kill you to just pretend?

I'm not talking about the orgasm no, I know you faked the orgasm I'm not talking about faking your level of respect yes I respect ladies, you have to understand something when your man takes out his penis for the first time it's an emotional moment, we don't. I don't know what you're going to say, we don't know how you're going to react, we don't know how we measure up to the phantom penis pass you've had in your life, we don't know who we are. I'm going to say something when you see it, it's like, it's like, it's like any man has ever heard that and said no, actually, I have more penis, luckily for you, I always carry a little bit of penis spare me, just give us a little encouragement.

A little attaboy must not be crazy, isn't that crazy? You don't have to win an Academy Award You'll have to watch him be like oh I've never seen a penis that big You don't have to quote your favorite movie line How to release the Kraken This is all you have to do Everything you have to do the first time your man pulls out his dick for you just look at my face I'll show you what to do okay that's all you gotta do I see you man it's what we do oh that's it that's why we do it you have there, did you miss it?

I will do it again, here you go, if you do that, your man will say: yes, he is afraid of this day and then we will do it. you man, we'll know, I'll always say that and there are some women in the audience like Brad, why should I do that for my man? My man would never do something like that for me, ha ha ha. Oh, on the contrary, we already do something like that for you ladies. We're really good at it and you don't know we do it? Look at all the women right now looking at me like what are you doing?

Don't worry, I'll tell you, okay? Ladies, do you think every boob is perfect? No, they're not, but guess what you'll never know. They will never know because no man will do that to them. No man. Because we are. We are always ecstatic when we see the. tits we are excited and we see the tits we see the tits you know there is a very good chance and we are going to have sex right after that so we are not going to say absolutely anything about that situation okay nothing no man has taken away from her the ass of a woman. bra is just weird no that has never happened and ladies there are some raised boobs out there there are raised boobs a lot of women get boob jobs you get like a lazy nipple pointing in that direction so like a boob was really interested in sex, the others.

Like, hey, what's on TV there, so many women have a perfect, wonderful, spectacular boob, then the others kinda like to sit too, so, if that's the case, your man doesn't care, we'll have fun with delicacy and then I will have fun with a tit with Down syndrome, we don't care, we will even talk to you in your own language. I say that and while you're laughing there are some women who are just like Brad. I understand they are jokes. but I'm serious Brad men don't like my tits they don't like my tits Brad because I have very small tits I'm the president of the small tits committee and men don't like that, they don't like small titties Bret ladies is that you are in the audience right now worried about low self-esteem because of the size of your small tits ladies, if that's you, I have some advice for you and this will work, have sex with me, I will.

I feel great with your small tits because I have small hands. I make everything look bigger. I like this a lot. You're going to go home tonight and have sex after the show. Brilliant. Okay, I want you to do it yourself. Okay, okay, don't judge. okay, but I want you guys to have good sex and ladies to just understand that your man is weird, okay, regardless of what you think about your man, your man is weird, no matter how weird you think your man is. Add Jared from Subway Stu, okay, we want to do something. crazy I know a lot of women who say oh no Brad is not my man especially your man oh my god I'm not worried about the guy who is open with what he likes sexually I'm not worried about the guy who says yes I like a little bondage I like a little sadomasochism little bbw and racial I like that stuff I'm not worried about that guy I'm worried about the guy it's like I don't like anything unusual when it comes to things of a sexual nature that guy has a van and a basement don't trust him a man It's not strange well try it try it ladies the next time you have sex with your man it's going to end well and you know what time is right, you know when the guy has a little problem. the vertigo like it's okay for a while like that and you know once you see once you see you're like t-minus 10 seconds so take off like you know when that happens your man will tell you something at some point he'll look at you and it will be like a baby, where do you want it to go?

There are a thousand answers to this question, but there is only one answer that you should never say under any circumstances, ladies, if your man says you should never say it. Look at your man, be like anywhere you want, never say that. I know a lot of you women hear that are like: What if I say that anywhere he will come to faith because that's what he sees in porn movies? It's stupid. I don't know why all men want to turn their women into glazed donuts, it's already done, yes we want to do that, but you didn't say their foods, you said anywhere and you say anywhere the devil comes to mind .

They're like she said anyway, the angel shows up and says "Okay," so maybe like on her tit, maybe on her tit, that's a nice place where he can block it. You'd like to put it together so it's easy to clean, like you could do it right there. It's fun, it's cute, it's easy just on the tits, she said, okay, maybe on the small of her back write a little verb, a clock, like I said before, easy cleanup, a little tattoo right there for practice of shooting, it's a pretty nice place, okay, and we. We will check it with you, we will check it with you, we will always look at you like baby, did you say somewhere if you look at us, be like yes, anywhere you want, where is your sister, what constitutes your sister's stomach, anywhere, why are we monsters?

We are monsters but we put up with it I want you to know that we put up with the monster that's how much we love you that's how much we love you and we put up with that monster every night do you know how hard it is to do that? Realize that every time your man has sex, doggy style, we're just looking down and we want to put a finger in that ass, okay, we want to, how can we not? He has weakened us all the time we look down and see us going. Back to preschool like a round peg, round hole tonight, you have my permission, make that move, boys, make that move.

Hell yeah, it's a great move. Power Move, let's find out who's back here, the man's back here, right there, that's good now, a lot of women hate me. Now, but don't worry ladies, if your men do it, that's you, you can get a little margin, you can get revenge, yeah, except you're down there, like, oh, you thought it was that funny and you just do that right there right now. of men look at their women, you won't do that to me later tonight, why not, it doesn't feel good, you're lying, it feels amazing, it's okay, obviously, I never tried it, don't get me wrong, ladies, a lot of it depends.

It's up to you whether it feels good or not, it's up to you, it won't feel good if you're too aggressive with it, you know, it won't feel good if you just get hot, that's how it will feel, do it if you act. like you just threw your engagement ring in the trash or like where is that thing? okay like don't do that or do that that's how it feels okay only the ladies pretend you're playing a game of Jenga yeah, Jenga in our game, right? You can't throw in the towel you have to be sensitive he has to be very careful he's going to be like me right now a couple of guys would you be trying to help me later? you could try that and there will still be the homophobic guys are like no, Brad, no, you feel your money that makes you get that mix, do you really think something makes you gay?

No, we just make you gay, like there's every situation where a man having sex the woman like a man Percy and the hills are aligned