Borat Gives Jimmy Kimmel a Coronavirus Inspection

Our first guest tonight is a celebrated Kazakh journalist and fashion icon who traveled to the United States just in time for Election Day. His second feature-length documentary, Borat, the subsequent film, delivering a prodigious bribe to the American regime to benefit the once glorious nation of Kazakhstan, opens on October 23. that's friday on amazon prime video please say hello to borax hello how are you welcome what do you have in that bottle

borat

um i have very serious news oh uh the intelligence services of Kazakhstan discovered this morning that there is a virus oh it uh? they come from a place called wuhan, oh that's in israel, yeah no wonder they are spreading everything, oh no you're saying an israeli virus, are you talking about the corona virus?

Yeah, oh, okay, uh, yeah, yeah, I see it spread from the you know who it is no, yeah, I don't really worry, no problem, yeah, I don't think it came from Israel, but what's up ? There's one thing, oh no, yeah, that's, you know they're not that good, yeah, they're not. necessarily something that you can, you can beat the virus to death, yes, microscopically small, no, no, no, no, why do I feel like I'm not? Be careful, yes, and run away, run away, here is a coward, this corolla virus is a coward, he is coming. Back that's it, come on, I thank you for being here. uh, it's really a pleasure to have you here.

Did you receive thanks? Did you get tested before? Do I feel comfortable starting this interview until I have completed the basic questionnaire? health, oh, for me, make sure you're safe, oh, okay, okay, oh, this is a real quiz, okay, okay, health quiz, uh, Norman Kazakh plague quiz, on In the last week, have you been in the presence of any Jew for more than 15 minutes? Yeah, uh um, all of our riders and none of our cameramen are Jewish, it's so bad, this is not bad, oh, that's one and uh, your diet as a member of the Hollywood elite, yeah, have you recently drank blood of unpasteurized, unpasteurized children, no, I hate, no, am I?

Not really, yes, no, not in any pizza place, right, no, no, no, no, I have that surprise delivered to my house and for contact tracing I need the names and addresses of the last 12 prostitutes you have been with. I'm going to have to ask you again why there are more, yes, and some of them were women. No, yes, I didn't think about it. Yeah, yeah, and uh, what's your favorite position to have some sexy time? What does that have to do with the virus? Nothing, I just want. to know how fast oh okay yeah I have to imagine you it ain't no good swinging and swinging yeah yeah this is a catchphrase the answer is on my back like a seal yeah you did it with a seal no , no, no, I didn't eat. the seal or the penguins, yes, is there any, is there any woman in your family with a history of diseases like talking, talking, uh, oh, yes, my family is full of talking, yes, very bad, okay, now we can start the interview, okay, after I've finished the physical oh no, it's really a very quick temperature check, what is it, this is the moment, oh great again, that goes where, uh, in your, uh , in your butt, in your butt, yes, no, your back, your back, what's the problem, why? you're so existing you have something to add no it just uh it doesn't look clean it's very clean i just had it in my bag oh i have the one percent my name is

jimmy

kimmel

i have two healthy no wonder trump I don't like you do you Did you take that on the plane with you from Kazakhstan?

Did I write this on the plane? Yes, I didn't come playing. Oh, you didn't do it on a boat. You come back. Well, very simple. Yes, as everyone knows. the first symptom of the

coronavirus

is a green grocery a white a green crumb a word has this wallet is green oh it is green no, it is not as far as I remember I must inspect I must have what is this device this is simply no, it is incorrect way and how It will tell you that if it's green, okay, be careful, please, okay, I got it, I got it, wait, relax, why are you afraid?

Yes, the Jew will control the media. Now it is the Kazakhs who control the night house. Yeah, yeah, okay, I don't know how you know it was green from that, but okay, we'll move on and just the last thing, yeah, you quickly release liquid into this cup, okay, this is, wait, yeah. They don't, this one here is from uh conan oh your conan, what is that? and this one is from fallons uh, I didn't do an interview with him, he just gave it to me oh, that's cute, he's very nice, you need one of those of mine, yeah, you can put yours on top of Conan's.

I'm sure this isn't the first time your sperm has mixed well. Why don't we do it during the commercial break? We'll take a break please, Borat is here. Please stop your interview, okay, I'll be right back, is there anything else I can help you with? Okay, this comes after the diamond, okay, I want this one with the baby, okay, this is our little secret, welcome, okay, okay, I have a baby inside me and I want to take it out right she wants to take it out now please right can you take it out we can't what you say take it out if you end that life that life will die true he is already dead it is not living no, it is living, breathing the life that God has created, I do not believe that he is breathing, we can show you that it is breathing, I I feel bad because I was the one who put the baby here, you don't need to feel bad, I was just trying to pleasure my daughter and the next thing I know there's a baby inside her and you keep calling her your daughter, yeah, okay, Is he your father, yes, this is your daughter, yes, okay, it's Borat, his daughter, Darian, the next movie, yes, I'm leaving. with this short oh there is total oh hello hello how are you oh this is your daughter hello how are you nice to meet you how are you how are you oh well, yeah, okay, hey, you took that from the wall, uh from our? uh fall, uh, yeah, so Ashley, yeah, she stole it, she's a really good thief, oh, and she's very violent, oh, they must be teenagers, they must be very proud of that, yeah, did you enjoy making this movie with your father?

Yes, I enjoy, I have killed 17 dogs, yes, you. You have teenagers, so this is your second time in the United States. I guess she likes your pants. Oh thanks. I apreciate it. Can she have them? Do you want to have my pants? Yeah, yeah, um, yeah, sure later. the pants for you oh no no she's going to have I don't think so you better give her your pants you just know my microphone is in the pants so that would be a problem you won't be able to there is a microphone what's the problem

jimmy

why have the kilos yes I don't like it later when the program is over then you can have the yes yes later she really wants them listen I'll give you my I'll give you my pants you'll give me yours come on no problem hey come on let it go , tell me it's okay, I got it, bye, yeah, I'll give you mine, look now, that doesn't make me feel comfortable taking my pants off right now, guys, she's getting mad, don't you want to. see her violent, yes, no, high quality antiperspirant, I know they're good, it's just that they're a different type, stop playing full time, okay, let me take off my shoes, ah, thanks, she wants the shoes too, oh yeah, okay, whatever shoes you can.

I have no problem I have no problem with the shoes okay here we go there you go there we go we go fine okay there you go I don't know why you want my pants but she also won auntie's pants do you like them? yes, okay you like you no, you are underrated, there are no underpants, you said it would be better if you wore them, otherwise they would go blind, how cute, it's very cute, very flattering, although I'm already married, but how many wives do you have, just one, oh you're a woolly pole, you only have one wife she wants to be a wife no, I can't I'm sorry I'm so sorry you're very kind and I'm sure you'll find a wonderful husband it just won't be me Where's your grandmother?

Okay, okay, I'll stay here like this, yeah, yeah, first of all, so please, yeah, you didn't ask me the question, I know, I think we're out of time, but Borah, I want to ask. a declaration. is that isis, I have seen your movie and it is wonderful and no one who loves you will be disappointed, it is miraculous and I hope that many Americans see it and two, you did a beautiful job too, so thank you for coming. thank you very much yes that's ok we finish well we finish

borat

later movie etc premiering friday on amazon prime video we'll be back with emma roberts hi i'm jimmy

kimmel

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