Bok Choy and Ass at the Denver Airport

The worst part about my wife being pregnant was traveling. I had to go to Denver. I passed and if you have had to go through dry Denver, don't fly. Denver Airport is home to the worst

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s in the country. Okay, it's hot garbage. I hate the Denver

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, okay it's unnecessarily big, I mean it's a 20 minute walk from the Denver airport where you turn the corner and say damn that's a long walk oh hell no I can't walk like that . I wore the wrong shoes, you need a little cross. trainers at Denver airport Jack I'm fat I was wearing a slip so I had to bend over at security thanks guys you know what I'm talking about like happiness you're leaning over take the vial it was like I was not walking because I was very down, man, I mean, a long way like I couldn't see to the end, that's how far away I was and I said, oh hell, no black man with a golf cart, the right man with a golf cart, hope.

You got this motherfucker loaded up once you broke down halfway through Jack, y'all picked me up at gate 88, gate 31, Kansas state line, find out for Jack, okay, leave them with this escalator because they have to go down the escalator. to a train they take another escalator to the baggage claim area, okay, apparently we're very far away and I wasn't prepared for how high this escalator was, okay, it's one of those really super tall escalators that are scary , okay and I started leaning back for no reason because I know it's irrational, I know the stairs will stay at the same level all the way down, there's no chance, but as a fat man I'm always afraid that my old nemesis, the gravity, can appear and if I start falling, that's 47 people dead, okay, I'm trying to save your life, think about that, I'm a little superstitious, so when we got to the bottom and by the way, it started doing more hot on the way down, I thought they smelled like sulfur. repair repair well at the bottom and say there is a there is a train suitable for me I always like to get on the last car of the train and sit on the bench behind it is fine, I like to sit on the bench because I am fat and I want to maintain so much mass Get off, okay, keep slamming on the brake, you know, I don't trust that little handle, that's all I'm saying, I don't trust the hand that can't stop the kid, okay, and I'm not strong enough to stop it.

I will tell. I mean, I had to be tied to it or something. I swear to God, that's all on a train to the airport, you better watch out son, I killed seven people, I got a nine year old stuck in my belly button, hey, in the red Power Ranger, help, help, so I'm sitting on the back bench. and I'm thinking you know, okay, I'll do it. I have the whole chain of myself, it's amazing, okay, and just as the doors were about to close, forty Chinese nationals came with me on the train, now let me propose this before I move.

Also, these were Chinese citizens, they are not Chinese from San Francisco or around here, their best Chinese, these are authentic Chinese, Chinese speaking haircuts and now I'm not talking about anyone else, there could be Chinese ancestry. I don't know you. Nor can I speak for everyone in China or the territories they occupy. I'm just talking about these 40 people I interacted with at the Denver airport, they were the smelliest, most disgusting people I've ever met in my life. I know you weren't there, first of all, the whole train smells like bok

choy

and ass, okay, it's brutal, Booga, it's like a big flatulent train and I'm like, oh God, that's in my nose, yeah, they had a cooked duck hanging outside. from your luggage oh you act like it's a travel pillow it had hair and fluff that duck was looking at me the beak was open creepy no friends if you were going to travel to the other side of the world with some cooked poultry what would you wrap Put it in aluminum foil, could you write maybe a bag of bread?

Some aren't these dirty bastards who just left it out there. I think I was about to turn two, so I got that unpleasant duck smell. I have bok

choy

and the ass shaking the house and then what. those sons of don't cover your mouth when they cough the dirty red bastard pop it okay maybe you don't understand there in front of me I'm on the back bench the train is going forward the only thing I see is this huge A cloud of SARS and flu avian and lead comes towards me and crawls all over my body.

I feel like the stars and bird flu scare me in slave labor. It's so dirty, oh my god. I wonder if the SOS pad is still wool? I take a shower with Sally pills. of silk would you decontaminate me, please, the scariest things that have ever happened to me have happened to me they were talking, China speaks, okay, what do you look at, I don't know what you are like, I don't know the difference in handling trees in Cantonese, no, I don't know, but I know. I know I have Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon on DVD and I can recognize some damn Chinese talk when I'm here, so they were talking, try to talk nice and the same coffee, okay, you know, you know, it's weird, you know, Oh, coffee, he , something came out. his mouth hit another in the face and the only thing the other did was that, so it wouldn't be my reaction and, by the way, just so you know, it wasn't white saliva that is very round, like your grandmother used to spit on you once. wait a minute, you know you see here in the corner and you go to the middle and then you shoot.

Oh ladies, grandma, tour, I mean, come on, we're family, no, this has some color to it and yes, it looked like a chew. -up gummy bear yeah I was there you can't be more disgusted than me Bob joy ass duck ah looking at me how about you throw up in my mouth all that makes you that's how we know I'll be like I'm pumping gas. on my body like a Buddhist monk protesting about Tibet the whole train would smell like fajitas thirty bird flu a mother whoo finally the train arrives at the station we get off the tuberculosis express right there I would have paid $300 for a shower in Parral just bathe me in Parral but you haven't ended up at the Denver airport just because you arrive at the end of the train.

Oh no, now you have to get your bags, so get on. This is a great talk, boy. I don't know, they changed it now. It's okay, but. so it wasn't alphabetically from the hometown okay it was just the way it landed okay that's how they raided your baggage claim but if you're fat it takes you forever to get the baggage claim like I don't know me from all. right you lose your city I'll let you or your baggage claim be yours check out this huge family feud board Willie show me Nashville okay Baggett is playing 92 where the man 6 Batman with a golf cart man with a golf cart