Blake Lively BEING ICONIC for 7 minutes and 23 seconds

Hi, I'm Blake Lively, it's so weird saying your full name, we're going to the park, we take off her socks, yeah, for some reason she doesn't have a shirt for socks, she has a C for socks, so she's like, yeah, now you. We are a family of five. I had to explain to my daughter what an anniversary is, she says what it is, it doesn't mean you're having another baby today and I was like, dear God, no, it doesn't mean it's our wedding birthday. I understand birthdays in our house, we do a lot of mine, my youngest son wakes up every morning begging me to make him a birthday cake.

May's mechanical department, so what he knows, I need duct tape fast. I can find shirts that work, so I didn't wear them. one like it's some kind of torture these days because I'm on a plane and everywhere I look, every screen is my husband in a vacation sex montage with another woman because everyone wants to watch Deadpool. I eat pretty badly and and my husband says. The reason I don't gain as much weight as I show is because only 10% do. I don't even know where the food goes, but I fight with myself and said that she experienced the ultimate peppermint kiss on screen. in the history of cinema with my husband, not you, who are you talking to?

You've kissed me and my husband and he's like and your husband's feet aren't even better and I was like oh tweets Oh amazing so I'm screaming all the time. terrified, that's not my break to calm down, you whine, I love you, your oldest daughter, we have to stay away from you, Jimmy, she's like she's as intimidated by you as if I came here tonight, there's a boy, It's okay, it's okay. let's go, I was like, come on, Joey, look guys, it's okay, you know you're like that, she's like friends with Taylor Swift, no problem, Jimmy Fallon can't talk like you're like your Beyoncé, guys, that's not it. says. that my hand basically turned into feta cheese, it's like doing it, but if I had that kind of arrogance in real life, I just need to walk under anesthesia.

I guess so, I think we apologize for asking for what I want very much I find I'm very sorry thank you very much you don't have to do that but women are, you know, they seem perceived as demanding or difficult it's like a soggy, milky rainbow each one is like describe something like this is how you describe something real in front of you spice oh do I win if you did it right or am I going to be honest to be honest I forgot for a second you know if I do it right you lose I was lying yes, do I want to drink?

Back no wait what oh wait you won oh my gosh brass oh I just heard it was heavy did you lie or edit well let me start with the chili fart viking baby she's like If it was a white Walker III, I think he washed his sleeves. They were dripping blood from the steak, what a great memory, yes happy birthday, yes your son is covered in blood, yes I am, yes. I met Obama and I had my whole speech planned and he was getting everyone interested and they were talking about how they were going to change the world and he came to me and it's like I summoned a hope for myself, it was horrible, but The only thing I could think of was that I had left my husband a voicemail. when he was running for president and I told him I left a voicemail for my husband and he said and deleted it, it was like why did I say that? look what happens and it's like it gets worse and it's like it keeps getting erased because you're just a senator so I thought that was better it's like wait he didn't know you were going to be president I mean who thought you would smell like I was Like it was getting worse and they confiscated it? phones beforehand and he said: we will give me his phone number.

I said, "I can't." and then all these other people are sitting there thinking: What is the gossiping squirrel doing? I'll have to do that, but anyway he ended up leaving my husband and he sent me an incredibly fun and fast-paced email, okay, voicemail, but I didn't get to take the photo with him shaking hands and talking about the change we're going to do. do in the world because I was like dying, but my photo instead is him leaving my husband, Melanie's voice and he hands me back the phone and I'm looking at the voicemail, but instead of the photo, I'm just looking .

My phone is like this. I can't wait to share it with my children. Obama is 22 years old. It's so weird you thought you needed an etiquette class.