Avengers: Endgame Pitch Meeting

so he's got an

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script for me yes sir i got it oh my gosh yes very exciting so let's start hawkeye with this family but they all dust off oh my gosh and then we go up into space and check out tony and nebula oh my god oh my god dude do you think you could stop saying oh my god sorry i'm so excited that's ok so anyway it looks like tony is about to die because he doesn't have no oxygen or food hmm oh my god lord sorry sorry but then captain marvel shows up and saves them because now she's working with the

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. the post-credits scene and Captain Marvel, so I feel like people know how it got there, but what if people haven't seen those movies?

I mean, I'm just kidding, this is the most expensive TV show in the world. I haven't seen the last episode ok yeah good joke sir so what happens when they find find out what planet Thanos is on and he looks a lot more like Shrek than he used to know people like Shrek and then they show up Avengers and they say where the stones are and he's like oh yeah no I destroyed them oh that's not good no it's not and then Thor, you know, he cuts off his head, he does what now he cuts off Thanos's head and rolls towards the corner and he's dead Wow well I'm surprised it turned out to be such a short movie lets save a ton of money though oh no its not done but Thanos is dead yeah we will fade to black in the words that five years later will appear on the screen, yes five years have passed and everyone is super sad and depressed because all their friends are still dead listen, it's extremely important to me to quote Backstreet Boys as little as possible in my everyday life but I'm going to need you to stop playing r with my heart, why is it extremely important to you?

Captain Marvel is going to be like he's a bus. Now calm down, he's pretty rude and then a rat will free Ant-Man from the quantum realm, which will be the key to saving everyone. reigned for five years but to him it felt like five hours oh so cool yeah so he goes to see the avengers and he says hey the weather is weird maybe that's something we can look into ok , so they go see Tony, but he's a daughter now. and he says time travel is impossible and this is dumb and no thanks oh tony as a daughter yeah she's really adorable she tells him i love you 3,000 how do you think he's the lead singer of outkast?

Anyway, Tony will end up changing his mind about helping them, so he has to figure out time travel, but he says it's impossible, that'll be hard to do, actually, it'll be very easy, hardly an inconvenience. the dishes and it works right away. Suddenly, great, so the Avengers have to get the rest of the team together, oh, very exciting, yes, so they go looking for Thor, but now he's fat. Lebowski, that movie that starred Jeff Bridges, that's the Jeff Bridges, who also starred in Iron Man, that's the only one, oh, damn, I mean, okay, let's try not to mention too many real world movies, okay, we'll keep it to a minimum just a couple other references to like Back to the Future in Hot Tub Time Machine Hot Tub Time Machine starring Sebastian Stan oh dammit it has to happen we love pop culture references but we have to all the famous people into this stuff, yeah we do it anyway.

I have four and I guess they're waiting for Captain Marvel to come back no, she's busy, yes, but wouldn't you like to wait for her to get in touch? Seems like it would be nice to have her around she's extremely busy she doesn't have time for this I mean ok anyway the plan is to go to the past and get infinity stones so I made time but the thing is they have a very limited number Pym particles, so you have a chance to get it right, why don't you go back in time and steal some more particles?

I mean, yeah, eventually. they do, why don't they? You know right away because then the stakes wouldn't be as high and they also just want to get started right away, oh okay, anyway, then they split up into teams and explore a bunch of old Marvel. movies, oh, it's like fanservice, the movie exactly, it's going to be great as a rocket ship and Thor is going to Asgard, very exciting, which actually reminds me that we're going to have to get Natalie Portman back. Oh, what do you need it for? I need you to take a nap. it means it will be the most expensive net in the world but ok great so yeah they have to steal the reality stone from you by poking it with a little thing ok and some other avengers are going to the Battle of New York , there should be three stones. in New York at that t At one exact moment, but then Loki will manage to grab the tesseract and disappear, oh where does he go in some fantastic spinoff tv show?

Also Black Widow and Hawkeye are going to voir mere, so they have to make all that sacrifice. that thing you love for the soul stone oh yeah and Black Widow dies well thank goodness the team sent two Avengers who love each other it's a pretty convenient coincidence so what else happens? Iron Man will build a gauntlet and Hulk will snap his fingers and bring everyone back, well it turns out Thanos knows the plan because past nebulae are facing off against projectors connected to the same Wi-Fi network as the current nebula, oh yeah so that they just bombed the Avengers facility, I mean, this turns into a crater.

Oh guys everyone is fine yeah no everyone is fine yes I thought they might be but then Thanos is waiting outside and he wants the stones because he has a new plan in mind. The ion thing didn't work out so I'm going to kill everyone and start over oh so you took the well fleshed out villain from Infinity War and turned him into the apocalypse of the last X-Men movie yeah all that have built will fall. in all that interesting movement yeah then its time for one big final fight things will get real oh boy but first thor uses lightning to braid his beard real quick then the fight starts oh boy then it will this incredible matchup as a cap. he's going to use a mule near Wow Wow and then there's just a cat barely standing up but he's taking on Thanos' army oh there's going to be a big throwaway CGI army of course this is an Avengers movie I enchants and just when it seems all hope is lost.

Doctor Strange opens a portal and the black panther walks through it. Oh, the black panther, how and what does he go to see Bombay? Oh, he loves to say that, yeah, and then all the heroes will have these slow, dramatic entrances through all the portals. Wow, cool ghost. s to not attack when they all come in yeah it definitely allows them to have a very thoughtful moment then it's going to be a massive fight it's going to be like boom boom boom boom pow pow pow that sounds great I like the sound of that and we'll all the fight is going on , they need to get the gauntlet into this time travel van to put all the stones back in their correct places ok and at a certain point all the heroines will land in the same spot to protect the gauntlet ok that goes a be awesome yeah he's going to be rude I bet he will why did they do that to protect the gauntlet?

Okay, but why did all the heroines land in the same place at the same time? Of course it's not nonsense, so it's a coincidence, so it happens that all the female characters and only the female characters did that simultaneously. I mean, I wouldn't call it a coincidence either, don't get me wrong, it sounds amazing. just tr I want to understand how and why something like this would happen in a massive battlefield. Well, this is what is going to be a cool scene, so I need you to take the logistics off my back. anyway, so Captain Marvel and the gang have to take this gauntlet to the van.

Captain Marvel has the gauntlet. Why doesn't he put it on and turn all the bad guys to dust because there are enough of them and then Aniss will end up getting hers? hands in glove oh yeah and then dr. He gives Tony a strange look and does this, so he tells him that it's time for that ant-man and that Thanos is furious. the stones without Thanos noticing so the stones give you a huge surge of power when you put the mondo on when you take them off no noticeable difference that's what we're going to do huh then Tony snaps his fingers and turns all the bad guys to dust and how does that work exactly how does tony know what to do like what does he just think hard he wants all the bad guys to die and then snap his fingers that he has the same kind of mental logistics as a birthday wish no it's not like a birthday wish at all, well you just have to wait really hard for it and dr. weird couldn't tell him or it wouldn't come true that sounds like a birthday wish not a birthday wish kind of anyway then tony dies oh so sad and then captain america has to travel back and put all the stones in the exact times where they were taken from oh so you have to go to asgard and stab natalie portman with something yeah i guess he has to go see mir and have a weird conversation with red skull and ask how to get there to the children's pool. where you get the soul stone i mean yeah i guess he has to make that situation too awkward anyway so instead of going back via time machine he decides to live a full life with peggy carter so which ends up being very old, so he just lived. a full life while Bucky was somewhere being tortured.

I guess he knew when he kissed his Sharon Carter, who's like his niece or something. it's alright the sounds go od great and that's it you know chap is old iron man he's dead yeah but i mean we could go visit him when he's with the time machine right? I mean yeah but you know we don't do that I don't know it could be a big money maker at least not I'm just saying it's possible I just think you know it would be nice if character deaths were permanent you know what it takes away their sacrifices if they appear and other things. -huh I agree hey guys I'm Ryan I hope you like the

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