Ask The Brofessor 20: Thicc, Body Shaming, Tattoos

welcome back, Jim Jesus is back to mastering the session, he'll be answering your questions on Twitter, so let's jump in. A witch who hates stir fry asks if I met a girl who squats and deadlifts more than me, what should I do in the past? You use girls. They have realized that they can use photos of their butts to make a living by posting photos of their butts, this is known as the penis shake which means that all of this cannot be effective and because of this we have seen a sharp increase in the number of girls or whatever they like to be called women who use their but with technology, they lift the man up, now the first seems like a terrifying thought to a gym buddy who has invested his entire life in the belief that people He really cares how strong you are, it's like having a wife who is the breadwinner, yeah, first you feel like a bush because you say, but then you say, let me step back and think about this for a second.

Do I really want to be working all day just to bring home a paycheck so I can feel like a man or don't I want to sit on my butt all day, play at night and just lift my chest and biceps like a king, let someone put their legs up so you don't have to, yeah she might be the breadwinner but I'm the one who eats whole wheat if you know what I mean she's a good chubby well I mean that the plum itself is not a plum, that will be strange, it will prolapse even from the surrounding buns with a bun, okay, and then the inside is the sandwich that is the meat well my penis is the meat it is like a pickle there is a ax for the sandwich metaphor here somewhere and I'm eating it it's a dog chew Noam asks how do you get people at work to stop asking you to get up with you Good people, would you stop asking to get up with you.

This is a big problem. I hate it when people ask me to live with them, especially Jim Lupe. I think that if I cared about making friends or people, I would dedicate 100% of my life. time for a hobby that is literally about me and I wanted to deal with your weird gym habits would be rubbish and working out or even worse what if you like pushing me to work out and then I can't just get through my pump ? workout if I work out with a common and this is a big if so they can see my crazy pump and I can reap praise to help me get over my last period of

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dysmorphia, that's it once I get full, I never want to find out when it What you'll get is like having a one-night stand at the bottom of the barrel so you can build up your confidence so you can get rejected by the seven again.

Refill your life bar and return to the bloodbath. like getting people to not ask you to work out with them, I don't know, try where and Brad's clothes or something totally clearly indicated that you were useless at the gym and gays. MW asks if my brother has potential, yes potential, he plays a guy named Hector in all the drug movies and Mikey throws when you take the girl to your house, which is more important to take off your appearance or that of your friends first. pants, takes off his pants first. You saw a partner from the prison rape scene who takes off his pants before he should.

It's called cocking and it's grotesque, it's a sign of extreme mental instability and sexual deviance and not the good kind of deviants like you who choke on what you just met in an electronic stack of cards while she calls you the father. like the same level as exposing yourself to kids, well, put milk on your cereal before you, before your cereal, and what kind of self-respecting gym bro doesn't take his shirt off as soon as he walks into his home, great, brilliant Graeme first. The person view asks: would you ever have a threesome with the girl you dream of and Bradley Martin?

Yeah, I could throw a Boneham wolf style while she eats Brad's, but now my deal is clear, obviously, but you know what you're going to do. play the hand that is dealt fun fact about Brad is actually that he has a micro it's like a micro penis without a penis and it's a vagina and it's that big it's like peeking - pink skittles and crush them between your fingers except the blue bowling sounds like kazoo 20 queefs be like a mosquito flying early so she could eat that ally, you know, throwing with a ham bone a wolf style which is like doggy style but much more violent, but this evolved more and the blood, not our blood, although not Animal Blood is like ordering in and out animal style, but instead of cheese for animal blood and violent sex doggy style, it is totally necessary to go back to clarify some things on this one.

Drew Vil asks: what are you going to give up when? Stop making me rich, your move, the guy with four hundred followers, he drew Vil Deez Nuts and let's see, LA Times, ask: can I get chicks if I have five five like real chicks, yeah, like chicks and sure the chicks don't pass a long time? half a foot, so it should be fine, human women. I don't know, like you know, we're not supposed to shame people unless they're six foot guys, which is fine because they can't do anything about it except be fit. We don't talk about that no we can't talk about fitness because then there's something called responsibility and no one likes no one likes to be responsible for why do you think people hire the county so someone else can be responsible for the decisions you believe.

I want to see that I spent twenty thousand dollars on post-mints this year because I'm too lazy to go shopping. I'm not trying to confront those demons right now. I just want a $35 burrito that I don't have to get off the couch for. if you're confident it's like "hey, tough dude," but if you're not in shape, then it's like it's your fault, so, you know, and now that's up to you, so let's get no

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to want to face their flaws , no offense. the shortcomings here so to answer your question no and uh by g6e dong asking if it is safe to take naw pump before pumping the punch my girls fought box well done no one asked a question about one of my products that is available in stock With very calm, you would appear in this video with more than 80 instincts and also yes, it is safe for you, but for that fog box, it is about to look like a lunar crater.

A dog explodes unpleasantly. Desk, don't look. Jack came on a trampoline, no, an Aunt Colleen, but orgasms will be like Moses, but instead of being part of the Red Sea, he stayed home in the eighties, girls ass, what a touch, ex noodle asks how old He's too old to get a neck tattoo. Tattoos are a great way. to make yourself relevant again, as you can see, I'm collecting a lot because I'm having a quarter-life crisis, although realistically, with all those drugs, both performance-enhancing and D hansung, it's more like a midlife crisis, watch two. thirds with optimism and when I want to look like I was really cool when I was 20, I want people to think I was like a pirate or some kind of criminal and not just a form of the Internet, also

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make you look bigger, it's like how an empty room looks bigger when you put furniture inside it.

I say it's never too late to get

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, especially on your neck or face or somewhere very visible. No one has real jobs anymore, so you don't have to worry about not doing it. one more, you're much more likely to get a job at a social media farm if you have some sick tattoos and don't look like a loser, plus the older you get them, the less time you'll have to spend possibly regretting them. about it, but don't think about it too much because just go and do it, first get a little drunk, a little high, the right roles fit so well that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel, new videos every time I buy a t-shirt.

I spend at least 45 minutes perfectly cutting the sleeves, but now, thanks to advances in modern technology and a team made up primarily of dedicated scientists and decades of research and field testing, the development of this genetically modified perfect cut has been achieved. which is now mass produced for the masses, guys, which can be achieved very calmly. I call this color denim rugrat which is actually made with house music dust, it's like an acid wash but it's not bomb instead of acid but a little bit of acid. on our bomb just look a little bit, put it in the wash and they die for the knob, the bomb seeps into the fabric and you get this color, so don't sweat too much, thanks for your business.