Alexa Chung Learns How To Date The French Way | ALEXACHUNG

No, seriously, I feel like we need each other, so I'm taking what you thought, okay, that's a tradeoff, this isn't going anywhere, oh, now, of course, I'm going to check to see if you're following me at all and neither you don't even know it that actually Bonjour salut is me and this time we are in rana, lie down, I am here today to talk to Josephine dilib and he is a close friend of mine and she will try to imbue me with her French, come on demon Bonjour Bonjour salut mmm, let's do it. a

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kiss, when are you most aware of how

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you are?

In England you like to show your emotions in public, whereas in Britain everyone is very uptight and there is a tone where we seem arrogant, I mean the French, but sometimes you are like or they are like you are fine and I think I've never been happier there's something an idea yes there's something there's something a bit like blooming and you're not inside I feel amazing on the outside I look like I couldn't really be bothered, yes, in England there are kisses and then French kisses , yes, and when you put your tongue in, aha, in France it is simply called kissing, so even when you are 11 years old you go directly with your tongue.

The first kiss was actually when I was three years old. I think we still talk. Yes. I know she is my cousin. Well, there are a lot of things to unpack. You have something incestuous. Say you're not really my cousin. It will end up being that cousin. she does it quite well, but that's quite English to maybe share that in common with babies in England. I want to talk about your mom, did you meet my mom, what was your experience when I was 16, she was like that about sex. and you say the last person you want to run away from is your mom, like it's falling on you and you're like, oh my god, no, no, moms, you have to make sure it is, and then she says we're taking my dad. as an example, shake, anyway, you mean my dad, that's how we do it, you have to be a little more, you know, imaginative, maybe what you do there, you do that and I was like to take the burden off . his sex I was like that it's like you were aware this is my dad that's very good that's very modern I feel like nowadays people could watch in England hey Joseph I don't know what your mom is it's a bit a bit now I laugh at that at that time she's like you're 16, you had feminist boots, it's cool that she really likes it, make sure she does, but I like to base or discuss her gender. then it's your own father, I think with the emergence of similar dating apps etc things are changing or however I hope to speak for all of Britain when I say this, the traditional way we used to do it when you go to a pub with your Friends go home with someone by accident and sleep with them and then if that happens enough times in a row, you have a boyfriend.

It was this. I think in France, if you basically touch your keys twice, you'll push the woman's girlfriend away, you know? In fact, I'm in France, we've been looking at each other like I'm saying we're not exact, we're in love, yes, but everything is similar to me in terms of big titles. French, we have achieved a lot, no, yes, and I don't do it well because you. I have a mistress culture, yeah, I had the King mistresses, exactly, actually my great-grandmother was like the mistress there, whether it's for teenagers, you know, in my opinion, French women are really known for having great style. because it seems timeless and outside the constraints of trends, so what if you could show me some things from your wardrobe and maybe we'll talk about a different approach?

I just want to feel like I've grown up. I still dress like a 12 year old boy, so If you could convince me that I'm a woman, I'll tell you to explain it to you. Okay, perfect, perfect, so this is your lovely wardrobe. Yes, which is a little different from how I live. I have a defective robe. It's when you use Put. your clothes on the floor and then I hope for the best and then sometimes I hang something on a curtain pole anyway you're the lead singer of a band, what do you really play when you play with your band, how do you like it on the scenery? tight suit and the one with the fishing nets, thank you and I was like a different black Sandlin jumpsuit and a black leather glove and a different man's jacket because I can remember I can see you in Paris again wearing sweatpants and then they say it's good. you're on and you just took them off, okay sure, what would you wear for example to a

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or something where you're trying to be attractive?

Hmm, no, maybe I was too good, they dress like that, but you know, these two spheres are fanatical. you think it's obvious although I mean what the angle is I have no idea that's a good point so I should feel less embarrassed about the fact that I probably want to get laid and just admit it and acknowledge it instead of saying oh nothing to see how it will be. It will be a big surprise, you said your mom bought you some of your first lingerie. She said: "I think you shouldn't wear something like that. For this, this is a buffer, so my mother, who was there last Christmas, told me that it's beautiful to sleep there, first of all, I think she thinks I have around 27 years in total than my real age.

I love your mother, these are your pants that my mother gave me, thank you, I see that they are quite big, thank you, mom, she thinks they would be pajamas for my mom, that's nothing, I see, I see. so you wouldn't be like for example I just want to show you my pants today no Jesus you get five in a pack yeah that's what I wore when I was like eight honey listen in the fallow years when I'm very single Me. like, not really, I'm happy with my five-pack of pants, but then if you meet someone by accident, but it's always very accidental, less I think white cotton panties are sexy, maybe I've gotten older because of that. , being like a provocative lolita, it's like rigid, sometimes I wear boxers like a boy with a tight butt, yes, again, it's a multi-pack.

I can, you're going to save me a lot, run, you're excited, come on, because when I lose one it's like a catastrophe, really, you'll save at least twelve pounds. I think for a couple of knees, I just wanted to see your pants. Make sure we're on the same page and not at all one of my favorite French phrases. I want to put it on a t-shirt. Do you have vagal shadow? I'm yes, and that's actually the name. You have a good song. you only have a song called call here with a girl the reason I liked it was because someone told me and I said what does that mean and they told me in a very French way it's impossible to tell you what it means you don't really have their vocabulary similar emotional for that, it's true and I was like try it, no, it means your soul is in the waves, it means waves for my soul, waves for myself, which is a kind thing.

It means it has a melancholy look, but it's heavier, right? And do you sing in French? Yes, do you ever sing in English? There are a couple of songs on the funeral album that are in English, but mainly in French. What is good French? phrase that I can use that makes me sound sophisticated and sexy, there's one that I really like, yeah, it's really kicking me. Oh yeah, where would I say that? Even if today introduces a little drama into your relationship, why would you want the drama to make it more exciting? So I'm in a relationship.

Yeah, let's just say it's getting a little boring. a bit the same, yes, how would you flavor it? So we're just having a conversation, for example, and you're going to teach me how to bring out the drama. Hello José, how was your day? How did it continue? Today's session is all you have to ask me was my day, so you'll like to blow that up whether you want to or not, just to create a little attention, also of course that's what you're looking for at the end of the day, okay? yeah no of course not I don't wonder how I feel you never really mean how you say how my day was you don't care you're just passing by saying it's my day what do you really care How was my day? then you would probably say: oh, sorry, I just care, you're president, are you there like a wheat, we like it, are you really interested?

Wow, then continue, are you interested? You have the job. I know you said that, when did you do it? I actually thought, did you care? Yeah, I really care now and I just thought, man, you asked me the same question every day, but you never get to the bottom of things. No, I was just intrigued to know what this particular session was like because I know. You, we're really looking forward to it, look, that's nice, so sing Christmas carols, but truces will never ask me how I am. How are you inside? You're not serious now you're laughing.

It is impossible to exhaust yours. Laugh at this kind of stuff. Are they serious? They don't agree with how I feel. So many. So I assume you have high knees. I am exhausted. This isn't going anywhere. I can never get what I want. You know? Me, do we know each other? I feel like we know each other very well at this point, so you want to close the door, maybe it's okay, you do that door slam, oh wait and you're closing better, okay. Oh, and of course, I'll check it out. If you are following me and you are not for me, then why are you going to sit there and wait for me.

Can I try to live in a poor neighborhood? Yeah, okay, sit there, maybe we shouldn't even go there, then perfect. done, thanks, I know your life is going to be exciting after that, my problem is that I live in a cabin with very small dolls, so I can't slam it shut. I have to put it back on the latch, you can't. That's not going to work Josephine, yes, thank you very much for talking to me, thank you, sorry, sorry, put more French, yes, no, more French, yes, no, good French accent. I mean, it's your next

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, why don't you look at me? super weird keep your eyes on Liz your name and we'll wait until we get home I'm going to be really mad at you I think you have more French than me I'm going to see what dance Thank you, yes, thank you for watching everyone, make sure you do. subscribe click the bell press like leave your comments in francais if you wish until next time