A Toddler Has Some Adult Attitude || STEVE HARVEY

- Some people are born with talent. Some people are born with good looks. In the case of this three-year-old girl that I am going to show you in this video,

some

people are born with

attitude

. She has it. At three years old she has

attitude

. Now I want you to watch the video. Don't be angry with the girl. Just watch the video from the comic point of view. Because I had to step back as a parent and watch this video. (Audience laughs) Here's a girl who's in preschool. She had been given a timeout. The teacher gave him a time-out.

The problem is that she doesn't accept it. (Audience laughs) Roll the tape. - You're in timeout. - These are not excuses, darling. - You're supposed to go back to time out. I didn't say you were leaving. You are in jail and on time out. - Well, let me, listen, Linda, Linda. - My name is not Linda. So just sit there during the timeout, you little badass. - Look, let me tell you

some

thing. - No, don't tell me. - If I weren't here, I'd probably take a day off with you, and then a day off with these kids. (Audience laughs) In the whole class, I'm done with you. - I'm done with you too, but you're in time out. - Oh, let me tell you something, honey.

This is not going away. - You will be in time out. - Oh. - That's why you're in timeout right now. - I do not think. - I think so. - Well, when I get up from time out and go back, I'll be happy to come home and enjoy the rest of my life. (Audience laughs and applauds) - Okay, now I want you to dismiss the fact that she is three years old. I want you to watch this video now as if you were watching a drunk person you know. (Audience laughs) Roll the tape. - You're in timeout. - These are not excuses, darling. - You're supposed to go back to time out.

I didn't say you were leaving. You are in jail and on time out. - Well, let me tell you, listen, Linda, Linda. - My name is not Linda. - Stop there. Where did he get Linda from? (laughing) Let me tell you something, Linda. My name is not Linda. Now, now, she looks at her like, what the hell do you mean your name isn't Linda? (Audience laughs) Roll the tape. - So just sit there in timeout, you little bad girl. - Look, let me tell you something. - No, don't tell me. If I wasn't here, I'd probably take the day off. - Stop there.

What is she talking about? (Audience laughs) What do you mean if you weren't here you would take a day off? This is a drunk talking, I'm telling you, man. (Audience applauds) Let's do a little Hey Steve. (upbeat music)