Kids say the funniest things compilation Pt2 Micheal Barrymore

who would like that why me that pink piure shirt hence raise your hand why do you want me to raise your hand for who is he my dad what would you like to do in the dark nothing nothing what what what why why why not Do you want be nothing? Why don't they fit there? You'll probably drop it. What's my no? Could you get a pair that fits? Yes you have left, thank you. That's where they should fit. What should they do? just sitting down why why isn't mom sitting next to her she's a cop she's been throwing up all night yeah why is she throwing up she's not okay I know that when people are not well they tend to get sick okay do you like Elvis Presley ?

You know? him M, when was the last time you met him? There have been many rumors that he is fine. There have been many rumors that he has been seen in various places. You don't exist on television. You do not know? No? In real life, well, do you think I only exist on television? Then, of course, you do the naughtiest thing you've ever done. It's funny getting a V smashed in your head, that's what's funny about it, you get a huge Lum on your head, something like that and then you'll go up to what now, Ben, where do you come from?, from har Gade, har aade , yeah, okay, that's it.

I almost hate, yeah, right, and uh, who are you with today? Who did you bring today? My dad, yes, and my mom, and what does mom do? Does my mom wash the dishes? And does dad ever help her wash the dishes? No, he lives in York, he lives in York, he needs long arms, what need does he have to do laundry? Can't you imagine the length of his arms he would need to, you know, wash your mother's dishes? Does dad ever come home? No, yes, dad. He says yes, no, but he doesn't, he just said yes, but he doesn't know well, which one of you isn't telling the truth, um, he, what did dad do?

He's a trans, let's take a look at him, it's just that He is there, yes. oh that's a train but he wears an Anar, are you proud that your dad is an Anar? Are you sure you're not sure your dad probably drives trains? No, the Fox train and that's probably why Mum won't let him on from York. no, no, because you make strange boats every day and he wears a cat hat, a taxi hat, a taxi hat, yes, then he wears a train conductor's hat, yes, an anarak, yes, and he goes all the days and sees trains, yes, TR, that is. what do you call it when your place trains an observer TR right hello hello hello how are you I'm fine oh you seem very happy well why is that?

Why are you very happy because I'm glad to see that you're okay? Are you happy, yeah, okay, what happened to your front teeth? I swallowed one when you swallowed it, where did what happened to it happen? He went down the drain oh he did good and what are all these badges for, well they're beaver badges and I bought them quite a while ago I've been here for quite a while You've been here for quite a while Yeah? Who lived with me, mom and my sister? Well, where is dad? Is he outside? Spain in Spain and what is he doing in Spain working is he and when dad is in Spain does mom see someone it is a secret yes why is it a secret then because I want it to be you yes it is someone that dad knows no Not at all, for nothing, no, mom wants to keep it a secret?

I wonder, yeah, you're good at keeping secrets and your nanny is here today, yeah, yeah, right there in the audience, okay, and how old is Nan? She's in the 50's mom was only in her 20's and 60's, yeah how old was your nanny when she had your mom? I don't know, I wasn't born, I'm only six years old, you have to go to or not, oh, no I know why I'm laughing, this is a SE col, a joker, eh, I'm not a joker, you should do it, yeah, okay , it's a good idea before you get here to just pull up his pants, oh, you have to laugh, right?, and I never.

I haven't done the pull up your pants routine for so long oh that's a good start yeah shoot the host that's the best way hello what's your name? Vincent, hello Vincent, Starry Starry Night, paint your friend BL and bra, watch out for the Sun, how are you? Where are you from Vincent? Where you come from? Where you lived? Do you know where you live? Do you live in England? No, um, I live near um, up, down, up a hill, yeah, you live up, on a hill that goes down. yes and you live you live upstairs who is that who is that are you saying hi to Vincent my mom your mom she smiles at you and you live with your mommy do you um and who else lives in the house dad, yeah, what does dad do?

Don't do anything, nothing at all, it's you, it's your dad, he's nice to you, he's not, but what I mean is, is he nice to you? of

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poop on the lady poop on your lady yeah, well that's not a good idea, do you have a girlfriend, what's her name? m for me S Hannah and Hannah from my nursery and Hannah from your nursery does she look like Melanie from East Enders? What do you like about Hannah? He C when when I get out of my car from my dad's car, she gets in, she tries to get into the G but I was too fast and what is it? the worst thing you've ever done in my life, the worst thing I've ever done in my life, yeah, that's what I said, yeah, at the worst, yeah, this is a moment.

I wish you were much older. I might know how old your grandmother is, around 55 years old. no, so she seems quite happy with that, do you think 55 is too old so yes, yes, what about grandpa, what is he like? 65, do you like a younger, younger bird? Yeah, he shoots at squirrels all the time, which shoots at squirrels, but I eat squirrels, he attacks squirrels, yeah, I like 'em. Why does your grandfather cook and catch a squirrel? Yeah, I know what he's chasing him for, so I don't know what Mom does to work for a job I haven't seen.

That one still, what is mom doing? Yes, she goes to work. Sometimes he works on the computer. CU. I've been to work twice. How many times two? Her on the computer. If you have a girlfriend. Not only me. Mom, what are you going to do? I'm on the move. Are you a friend? You're not going to do it. You're not going to do it right. Don't know. I don't know the language. Son. I can't understand another cake. Oh, I have a cake. I took you to sit down. down there one please there we are I'm not going to argue with you at all son I can assure you that you have an end put it up you have you have four okay, okay, okay, I have neighbors, you know, hello Michael, what's your name?

Steven, nice to meet you, Steven, where you come from, potential clients, staff and um, how long have you lived there, so H, about a year, give or take, a year, what a year, so, oh yeah, years, yeah, sorry, that's, um, they're not. They don't laugh, they thought you said about a year. I'll tell you when you're a little older. Don't worry. Do you have brothers? I have one, but I have no hearing today, why is that? I'll be yelling the place down there's only two and a half you know what I always call you for no reason I'm sorry you know what I always call you for no reason I don't know why I call him like in his place of Michael B.

I'm calling your uncle bar. You never have a support order with you. Why do you call me bar guy? Don't know. I'm just thinking it sounds like Michael Barimore Dude, yeah, Dude Bar, that's it. why I always call you for no reason I don't know why I call you like mom took you to the doctor that's why no you're not trying to scam some Christmas presents no it's okay I am Just checking how old you are I'm six years old, Yeah, what are you going to be next year when I'm older? I'm going to be a chef to prepare a pancake.

That's what you're going to do: throw pancakes, throw pancakes during a Chef and I'm going to be a chef I saw you in my CH's jello so wait a second I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I saw you in my jello, oh, was I me in your jelly? No, no, I saw you on my Tele, you saw me on your Telly, yeah, what was I doing, uh, you're done, I think you saw me leaving the club, you have to say hello to me, I'm sorry, you have to say hello, I have to say hello, yes, hello, okay, yes, no.

No why right yeah I don't know why how old is three three D my dad has a job yeah I can believe your dad has an amazing job. I know what I mean, yeah, well, what kind of job did your dad have? this he is working on a computer on a computer yes, he yes, you are very happy kid, aren't you?, yes, yes, and I can do um CLE, clean my room completely, you clean everything well, who dirty?, no, no, Clean my entire room Yes, well, who makes me dirty? So why don't you do it? If not, don't dirty it.

You shouldn't have to clean it, okay? What are you going to be when? You're older, I have a rough idea, but what you are, I'm a water skier, yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go, go, go down in the water and you're going to die, that's it and I'm going to continue, hey Ted. so my name is Michael Michael hello, how are you? are you OK? beautiful moment there for one of us um, there's your chair, yeah, look Teddy, hey, remember when we used to play together, remember being oh oh, he doesn't like it taken away from you, I'm sorry Ted, I'm sorry, please What are we doing here, look at Ted.

They bit me, Sugar, by the way, I need to work with you. You come at half past 11 again. Your time is 10:00. Stand out. T. night, wait until your father arrives. I know your father CH and take that one. Over there, be neat please and keep it there, that's a game and what else do we have here. Look, love, this is mine. Do you know what's wonderful about this? When you present a Joe, it's the driest you can eat and you just have another jam. sandwich, you have ends, put it, you have four, okay, okay, I have neighbors, you know, Teddy, okay, I'll bring you cake, what are you going to be when you grow up?

I have a rough idea, but what are you a water skier a water skier yes, yes, yes, go, go, uh, go, go down into the water and you're going to die and and I'm going to sink to please me, get down, you're not going to be please Please let me go down, oh no, yes, in a minute, 'cause it's a long way down, isn't it, it's a long way down, no, yes, but where are you going down, yes, but where do you want to go? on the floor? Should we talk down there? Yeah, okay, then I'll sit on the step.

No, no, that's not a step, it's a step, you know? Yes, in all the years I've been here, the first time I discovered that it's a step, it's better. Down here, right? Hello grandma, it's your grandma, what is she like? How is she? Does she ever get angry? Grandma sometimes you what sometimes what what sometimes what do you like when she's angry what do we keep you awake yeah and a pop what You, oh that was totally unnecessary, don't come near me, I, I, no, I'm not going to change, you're not here, no way, okay, yeah, you sit on your step, right back at the mark where you left.

Okay, dear, what did you fall from, uh, sorry, oh, when you start there, what do you mean by falling? I'm not going to fall, fall by choice, right? Yes, but I swear on TV, so fall when you're standing. Because you enjoy me on TV when I fall, how did you do it? Oh, show me how you do it and I'm 48 like this, son, it's going to hurt, you know what I mean, no, it's not, it'll show, look.