30 Minutes of Funny Sean Lock Moments | 8 Out of 10 Cats | Banijay Comedy

but texturally the two textures of the oven and the gas pipes that go to the oven and then surrounded by a tent. Does that not bother you in any way? So where are the plugs? That's really bad, yeah, yeah, okay, I have a question for Jamie here, so this is a fun fact, okay, Jamie, uh, which says it was your great-great-grandfather. a baker and invented the digestive biscuit, that's right, so I can tell you a fact about biscuits, you don't, biscuit, I means twice cooked, that's good, M twice cooked, did you know Rob, no, I didn't know that M for bisquit, twice cooked why? cooked to cooked twice I don't know what those words mean friend, just explain them I what cookie means I what never in never means I have said I will tell you what you want to buy me something you are so adverse to learning no, I am not someone who tries to teach you something, go, They're not even listening to you, no, but you can't just say goodbye queen and fake her words, I know I explained them to you as it was. telling him I went to the line, cooked twice and then you went there, teacher, don't try, teach me, Sean, what do you think?

Do you think British people judge others by their accent? Well, I mean, I judge people long before they do. They've opened their mouths, they save a lot of time, don't they? Yes, Johnny, do you think anyone ever judges you for your accent? Yes, of course it is, it's not your accent, Johnny, it's the nonsense you say. I know it's just an accent because there are certain letters, there are certain vowels that I miss, there are whole words that you miss, you're sorry, Jimmy, when I ran over you later, the biggest stories of the year, you know what I was gossiping about, what you about girls versus boys tonight.

Aren't people laughing because you just called John Richardson a girl? I guess that's why they laughed. Yeah, what's wrong with being a girl? Yes. Can I just say that you are not a girl? Are you OK? I mean, I'd rather fight this fight myself, don't call me girl, ladies, deal with this please, I'm too upset to talk right now. I have a penis, John, wrong, wrong meeting. I have a girlfriend, testicles, some whiskey and a refrigerator. I mean we can get on with things. I have a hammer. I have a hammer. I tried putting up some shelves and it doesn't matter what people have been talking about these last 12 months.

I was gossiping, you know what you know, um. These celebrities who have had their nude photos taken and suddenly they're there, they get hacked and they're there for the world to see why you would take a nude photo. Is there something a little strange about finding you sexy? I would like to do well if only I were someone else I would. Do me now, it would give me the right. There is something. There's something strange about you doing that. It may not be deliberate either, although I mean my kids are at the age where they think the most fun thing in the world is to walk into the bathroom when I'm in the shower and take photos, it's not the nude photos that worry me, It's all on your phone though, so when my accountant says can you send me a copy of your p60 and I'll take a photo of it and email it to him.

That photo is also on iCloud and completely hackable, as yes, that's going to be a challenging wank for the NHS, another bizarre NHS government initiative to stop people getting fat. Let's look at prevention rather than cure because you know people know that there is increasing obesity in this country that has been caused by our seditious lifestyles and well, mainly the cause is Bake Off, can't you say that? I always think about a balanced diet, you know, if you eliminate sugar, cakes and all that from the diet, then it's not balanced anymore, it's like you're to blame, you know when, when there's a great discussion, I'll eat another portion, anything is absolutely fine, you can.

I don't blame you, you can't blame baking, although I love baking a lot, by the way, PA, and like the world is falling apart around us, there's nothing we can do. Isis is taking over the world, there's a Bowa On The Rise, Jong-un is just going to blow us all to hell and the Americans won't do anything about the global alert and neither will the Chinese, there's nothing we can do do and sometimes all you want to do at the end of the day is just sit back and watch Mary Barry move on. she the tiny teeth of her in a little cookie and she says: maybe just maybe we're all okay.

I'll tell you why I like British holidays is seeing the look of disappointment on your family's face when you tell them where we are. So you laugh, no, in that I have a 36 waist, but I have an incredibly short leg of a 31, so I tried at the Levi store to get those jeans and the guy just said no, not that. It doesn't happen that that doesn't exist and I was like look and he's like no, no, they're wrong, can we see the weird shape of your body? Well, because I wonder how short these legs really are.

I once had to pose in a life drawing. class, I mean, this is a really strange pose right now. I had to walk and stand in front of the thing. I think that's the way to go before doing this as a job I had. I posed naked in a life drawing. The class and people drew me and the person who was marking the drawings simply said: "No, you all did very badly and in fact it was because of these little pigeons, oh yes, you have nothing to do with the little helmets that they have ". No, no, they're not ridiculous, but the length of your torso is remarkable, yeah, I mean, it's a long body, short legs, yeah, you don't know what the struggle that is my life, you guys don't even know what it is have something like that. an iPod in your pocket and headphones on, you know, David, although that body is very desirable in uh, the women of Middle Earth go crazy for the sexiest celebrity chef, uh, honey, it's a very acceptable ethic, this It's, this is just about sensuality, honey, it would be the most interesting thing to have sex with, wouldn't he take off your clothes?

I'm going to go and immerse myself in liquid nitrogen. actually Cal's brains themselves don't taste that much, they are very creamy and doughy, yeah I think it's a waste of Cal's brain to make custard with them. I just like it raw, straight up, Cal's head was like a boiled egg once he eats half of it, he calms down in the penguin enclosure, a man leaning over the glass barrier asked him, what penguin can I fight, they They just stare, don't they? Penguin stares, you never look away, they just stare at you, you stare back. They don't go to them.

Are you saying that the penguin deserved it? Yes, I can see that happening quite easily. Well, it's not fair after watching Happy Feet, if I was drunk and went to a penguin enclosure, I would expect everyone to do it. Play in unison and if I wasn't then I'd be mad and I think that's probably what happened to that guy. Anyway, I wouldn't go to a zoo drunk because they'd put me in some really bad beer glasses and I'll be like: I wouldn't trust myself, animal, if you were to do it now. I'm not suggesting it for a moment, but if you went to the zoo, if you had your beard goals on the Llama, then you just asked him what animal. he would have sex in a zoo I replied but you said a llama he said a llama he didn't even have to think I just think it's not the usual thing, isn't it?

Kind of like you came up like I pulled out a self. I don't know a horse and I'm like, oh, just a bunch of them and I'm like I made one. You've gone a little further, haven't you? I guess I can't believe he's saying this. I can't believe we're not advocating having sex with animals, it's just that they banned it in Denmark, no, well, I'm canceling those tickets. B having sex with animals is illegal, um, I know crazy Europeans, you know, and they also banned Marmite in Denmark they also banned Marmite which is too salty, yeah, it really bothered me anyway if you ask the owl, because they have a CLA , It is not like this?

It's a CLA, it's a hole for everything, how do you know what that word is? because I know things I read books, yeah, what kind of books magazines love, no, they're orthological, orthological textbooks, but you know, a bird has a cloer CL and you can get some big owls, you get a big owl , It is not like this? You'd go for a gorilla, right? obviously you'd go for a gorilla, you're saying you would, you'd do it, the gorilla, wouldn't you, I'd fight you for the gorilla, yeah, it's the closest thing to us, what we've been reduced to, I like The fact that I learned something about the old CLA and that they just gave me the best grade of my career just to clarify that we are not recommending having sex with animals apparently we have to say it in case someone seeing this and saying: no, I thought we could, I don't I realized, yes, yes, well, just to tell you that if you go to Denmark, think twice because it won't be another day for you in Paradise, well, Paul, since you're on the show tonight we thought we'd have some kind of eight out of 10 Bake Off

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Sean, what do you have?

Oh I went to town, what did you bake? Well, you've never heard of, obviously, you've heard of the famous layer cake. oh yeah the layer cake of course well I went I went for a layby cake tell us about the cake that's something extraordinary well it's a layby and we have here we have a badger that's been run over and then There is a mattress, there is a Battenburg Mattress. I finished it with some stains. I threw the mattress into the lab next to a toilet. I did not have time. I ran out of time to make pants at the Hedge in Battenburg and then there are little garbage bags here that really spit. that's not Shan, he has to take a lot of cakes, he just tastes them and then spits out what is made of this sugar paste.

I used sugar paste and some real shit I found at a birth. I think it looks fantastic. I like it. The cake is nice and moist, it bakes well, honey, it's not soggy on the bottom, well done, thank you, no, the bottom, are they old people, are they old people who are on public transportation? I hate that you stay at home, never go hungry when you're a kid, right? You can always dine at the main buffet.