5 Hilarious Greg Davies Stories | Best of Greg Davies | Would I Lie to You? | Banijay Comedy

circumstances was that I was really hurting the sides of my cheek regularly by waking up in the morning and hitting one of the faucets. May I ask why the hell you were sleeping with your head listening to the tapping? She's angry, yeah, well you know I was 18 and living mostly on Thunderbirds wine, so your feelings were my forte in that period, did you have a bed, yeah, oh? oh so that was the reason why there were um how many other people were in the apartment uh three three people three beds yeah why

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n't you sleep on the floor next to the bathroom?

We had a giant 70's sofa that had a particularly quirky corner unit and I took both cushions from that corner unit and they fit perfectly in the tub and it was incredibly comfortable, so hold on, it wasn't a freestanding tub, a roll top , yes, it was a freestanding roll top, it was It wasn't a freestanding bathroom, but the end of the bathroom projected into the room Where was Greg? What city were we in? Were you Oxford or Cambridge? It was in Isleworth in west London. A confusion in housing agreements. uh we soon sorted it out after a quarter.

I only had to do it for one shift. What was the confusion? I agreed to move in with these three guys and we got the wrong size house. You have a three-bedroom ad. a little mix, okay, the boys blamed me, that's why I took a bath, why does he blame you? because I was the one who booked the house, how did you get to university? Thanks, Lee, what are you thinking, Marcus? I think it is too. It's absurd to be true. Taps to me, you don't, if you're going to sleep in a bathroom, you don't put your head on the tattoo.

I think it may be true, but I'm not going to escape. You have the bracelet. sir, it could be the armbands if you are captain, I tell you, I don't know, this is in the spirit of this game, this is true, laughter that was moving enough, I'll go with it, I say it's true Now, what? what are you saying? Skippy, should we say it's true? The change is true. Greg Davis, were you telling us the truth or were you telling a lie? Do you David feel any sense of genuine competition in this game? Yes, yes, yes, and I think you're He was going to like it a lot it was a lie oh yes yes he was alive Greg didn't sleep in his bathtub every night during his first quarter at university