Greg Davies on Graham Norton

talk shows. I never do it, never, not once have I done it and you can come and look if you want, good sir, that's all. I blame the long, dark winter nights. I have four pounds of makeup. First of all, what was your full name? Actually, I really like wearing makeup. We recommend another Raven Edwards. Where is Raven Edwards? There's Raven. Oh, Raymond Edwards. Hello, what is your nickname? The balls look like two pieces of fruit hanging from a plastic bag right when you were at school. What I must say is that now he can really practice. playing football I'm very busy at the moment you are very busy yes we are talking to him now you are a sitcom man every Friday channel 4 that's right put it all in time he has a DVD yes, he does we They are being released all at once, yes, yes, a big stream, just tapes, it's called because it has the back of my mom's head, oh, it's my mom he said yes.

I went to the beach with my mom, my dad and me. I took a photo that my mom was looking at and I was looking at the earth and I took a photo and it was like I was standing next to a huge gray microphone. That photo I tried to recreate because the picture on my phone was not good enough so I had to drive back to where my mom lives. Judging by that photo, I'm about the same height as your mother, but your family does understand, if you're not exaggerating, and I don't think you are.

I mean, really crazy, I know yours more than most, not because everyone's family is a little weird, but yours is like social services should come true, you actually walk around with a notebook and just wait for things, It's absolutely true, but not me. I think my family is crazier than anyone else, but my dad has history material. I should say yes, I will say this. My father cheated on me a couple of years ago. My dad is actually a very proud Welshman and we were on a long car journey together and he said he thought it was and I quote disgusting that I didn't know anything about my Welsh heritage and he wanted to teach me a traditional Welsh song so he talked to me and I will sing in June. thank you beautiful here it is man we did a bad job you're a fake I love you diner crater how I avoid tattoos beautiful maybe I'll just learn it and my dad said he was so proud of me and it was a year. later, a year later, but I sang it to a Welsh friend of mine, I hope he's impressed and he says, wait, what the hell is that beautiful Welsh traditional?

He says, no, it's not Craig. He had never heard the song before and you? I know what it means I don't know what it means and here is the direct translation the squirrel is under the table Put it in my ass the monkey is in the tree playing with his parents I liked it when I was a child I used to be in the buoy, our tribe, Yeah you know those big Samoans, yeah you know those guys, yeah none of them stepped on the gas, put on a balaclava, but when we passed what you think, we'd smoke that ass in the second verse, says a straight play reality driven through the streets driven by madness driving for yes, it's the season when the gangster kills for no reason when an MC sitting on the front porch hits him like a pitchfork this is not New York the lyrics of a song the booyah Booyah, you know what am I missing here, she was going to do a little rap right there, listen here, you better not say like here every time we mess with y'all.