38 Minutes of Lavell Crawford

is what we call it. We don't celebrate it like that. We don't even do it the right way. we have a we have a picnic in the park we don't even have a picnic right we don't do it right what do we just get to the Pavilion early we don't even get a request for the Pavilion We just saw an open pavilion, we walked straight over there and got up. Hello white people, come in. Excuse me, right? Ward 19, my bully cousin, tell him we arrived at 6:00. Nobody goes out. Everyone is welcome to cook. with us, it's okay, you just have a happy room, it always starts my uncle out there, my older uncle out there, cooking, grilling, smoking, got that splash of water, got that TI of wiping his sweat, cut them , he cooking, he got his Al Green played and said cooking, tasting meat fresh off the grill, 300 degree meat, put it right in your mouth two

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plus two minutes plus two minutes your black ass is going to be in the ambulance bad with you what you have in your mouth Made of this, what is happening and then my aunt, she appeared early, she came out, Wai before wanting to have the first meal in the meat, that big ass over there took out a bottle spraying mosquitoes and swatting with a fly SW talking about these The mosquitoes keep flying between my legs.

I said they were probably trying to commit suicide. Hey, why are you 68 without draws? What's that? It's not so hot. I looked between your legs. I thought you were sitting in the Bulldog. I know that. That was someone, get Jenny some panis please, my uncle Junes, he, the old player, you know he grew up, cut them off with a belt and put on socks, here, where you know he grew up CU, he got. Wear tube socks with the stripe around the top with some dress shoes on, right? So he got, he got everything, he has one breast right in the middle, but he had a whole bottle of baby powder all over it, which he sprayed like four streams on which it just looked like a white mountain right there in the middle of his damn chest and then he got that shark, two medallions down there and then he got the rest of the hair bones, all folded together to form one big hair and bone, but he got them all.

He put on cologne oils, he put on two combinations of cologne oils and the son of a bitch mixed a car and cold water and the mosquitoes flew around his ass like they were Jesus and bit everyone to get near the salad. dad. I was like, damn, why not? Biting you, Uncle J, that's because I have Skin So Soft, you know, Skin So Soft is an insect for black people that repels, it doesn't repel, but it's hard to bite a greasy black man, you know, a mosquito that tries to bite them, mother and