Platinum Comedy Series: Bruce Bruce - Live

six of them gray, then the ladies say something like then you can get six basses for a dollar, you'd say you wouldn't put him in a park attacked what supper club, okay, you got my colors all the way, right, I raise your hand close , you know, you got there, that's my cousin, I'm very big and related to me, all the women showed me my small, tight and big. The one who has the current is you, little one, when they had to leave and then made a mistake when the big thing arrived. Take care, nephew, spending like a bad young man, don't run for any girls and if your breath stank, the boys will tell you first.

Wait, you say: Hey, look girls, oh, if that's your breath, it smells like that, my mom said, with the smell of your breath right there, you have a lot of things on your mind, you know someone. Brown Breviary so bad you can see the words coming out of his mouth. I would be talking, yeah, I see what you're talking about, you start moving here, why are you moving. I see someone behind you, oh my God, who is this girl tied up like a German Tony Ural, tell your mom. I see it, thanks girl, I'm breaking down. your back in three different places next to the kitchen next to the bathroom than next to the garage, although I see that women like to be manipulated and that's what your brother had to learn to do, that's why I like an older woman, because the woman is older and also has experience. woman so I like a woman when I look at her I'll be like look I'm a ten and a face to face and she looked back and they tell me I'm a ripper so I'm scared that real women like to be handled, men and boys .

You know summer is here and if you're going to wear sandals, please fix your feet, that doesn't mean you know, pump enough, that means rub your feet hard. I bet you all right now bro are sleeping in socks because your brick feet hit your girl called leg, she came out, she got better. For the love of God, come out and be someone who cuts the bed with legs, what's up baby? I don't know what it is, I have the bed, you know your feet are bad when you play barefoot on the rug, you picked up the rug like we were rolling it.

Highway, I believe in them stinky feet, uh-oh, I see, a little boy, man, what's up, baby, hey, everyone's looking at the guy, he can fight real good, he's a little pill, he's one of my natural companions, what's up, man, well, oh man, will you ever go to the surface of the soul, that's one of my main man, the soul, the black circles, they're turning everything upside down. I saw an elephant picked up and carried across the room. You know, since you're brother, it's good to see you. I love you man, he's a really good friend of mine.

I wrote that little black man joke for him who can fight right now. I'm telling you, get him, you're in trouble, he's a ninja, he throws a smoke bomb and he's in the lobby, come on, if you bless him, maybe you're doing it all. right you know what I'm saying so as long as it comes from above you're fine baby I am so y'all I'll rant I looked back down here I'm not playing you think I'm going to start at this end , they think I'm ripping off so everyone suffers because they don't laugh at the church systems right here, praise God, how you do it, hallelujah, you may be used to going to church, your mom in your hand over mine and she just touched the tray, remember your trick is coming.

Your mom says praise God, you like it mommy, you didn't put them on that show, damn, your mom is locked up in the church, shut your damn mouth, you come in like, look, I tried to go buy a tank top, right , I went to the Korean store. He said look I want to get a muscle sure he did it shot up no no you don't need a muscle shirt someone should tell me when I need it you need a sumo wrestler Oh suck it, suck it now don't worry just like looking at you and again the wrong hook It matters Jesus this is how the mold comes let me do something for you butter you are not a moaner sir how much is it like your mom doing everything I don't I don't know what Does it have to be in the water?

What these girls eat, man, gone, uh, oh, hello everyone, 4-part Ohio, uh, young city. Youngstown Ohio is, I thought it was, I thought Cleveland with the place let me out four stars, I would say. New York goes crazy I'm from the bottom Dirty South I'm from ATL I'm from Atlanta Georgia yeah, their brother gets shot and robbed this step, they cross his ass in the club, they work with the camera, man, hey, what? what's going on? Dude, I like white people, man, they just pay on time and everything, white person, write your check, you can take it to the bank in the morning, bro, write your check, you'll post it the next day, Friday, stare and you I say if you go. on the 30th the money won't be there why do people fight with you for a job and keep smiling do you hear me this why do they tell me I'm sorry I have to let you go if you need to be represented again ha ha ha I say reference you don't think in blowing smoke different white people say different things black people say naked I'm right something that made the neighborhood wife put her husband outside the police car naked and a black person what happened man she put my door he will do it but what? if it were changing?

There was a white version. What happened? No. I couldn't believe it when I saw it. No begging when she put them outside. That song. Being too naked. What is completely naked. Do you know why people say? It starts out hard, but you know one thing, man, one thing about blacks, if you go to a black club and a white person comes in, blacks don't say anything 'cause blacks don't care about closing like that's the whole problem. , Yuri the club. Now hey man, why do you walk and then brush yourself? I'm saying, but if it was flip, a bro walking in a southern bar, wait, the music stopped, you walk, another dddddd, damn, who let you in here, why do people just do things differently, that It's the brothers, he's drunk, he took drugs, man, drunk, I'm eh, that's a black word in my life, that's why I got you drunk, jock, breath of Rakuten, who is cooter brown?

I like white ones, no, man, I'm catching a cold, but You know, since it's a 9/11 thing, man, this is crazy. You know, I fly a lot now, so in the blocks they do all kinds of random searches. They could just walk up to you. I need to look for your bag, so I flew here. from Los Angeles and this lady loudly showed me: can I look in her bag? I said yes ma'am she will look at my bag and say this what are you doing with all these sir away Sam I say because I'm hungry between flights and then she very loud 26 meters I said 26 it will be 28 later I they won to sell them, hey, you know, right after that happened, I had to fly from DC back to LA just two weeks after that, so I'll stop by DC and I'll get rid of walking to security, they have an Arab guy doing security, we are determined to everything, I got rid of walking, blessing, who holds, oh, he said, come on, throw us and held our asses, man, what time are you getting off? easy at two o'clock I said what day he says we this is how I left you on Thursday you know he'll leave it guys come back don't try to build me you know Sam won't fly with them so he hijacks a plane with a woman with a grazie she lost to some blacks now that plane when I fell I hit it with everything I had and boy Peter fell, you hear man and you know what you have to have a lot of power to talk like a man and fly a plane to the World Trade Center and not go with it , that's power, it couldn't be a brother, he likes it, I made his brother from the World Trade Center, like he's not going to go with me, we could fly by anyway because I think Bin Laden is very selfish.

I think he might have done something else at other doors, something that hurt everyone and killed all these people. I think he could have waited until 6:30 or 7:00 and hit that Equifax building and erased all the credentials we have here. Cadillac van tour looking at new houses do your research some luck you're selfish I'll tell your rap here we have some credit lists okay what are you here to drive that car? we call on Jesus father God in the name of Jesus I eat our coffee in the name hallelujah thank you Jesus go back to dating you just have that quick quick you move there and then you check another computer tell everything now you know I'm just keeping it real I don't have a joke final ladies and gentlemen because I don't tell jokes, I tell real life stories and I make them funny, so when I get to act on stage I just walk away like most comedians.

I don't tell jokes, so when I get there sooner, I'll just understand you.