30 BEST Impressions That Sound EXACTLY Like The Original!

so I decided to do some research on the judges or backstage there are five hair stylists free makeup artists a wardrobe department a whole team of nutritionists and that's just to maintain Simon Heidi's new look my mom told me you're a Victoria's Secret supermodel dame one of your videos but then dad came home from work and we watched all your videos again I have a motorcycle I don't like to tell people I have a motorcycle because every time I tell someone They always told me a story about how friends crashed on a motorcycle, you know, why do people have to be so negative?

I don't happen to pregnant women telling them that my dad is gone, you know what I'm saying, it's so annoying. So upset that I walked to my apartment one day, I walked into my apartment and my neighbor came up to me and said, "Oh my God, you have a motorcycle, right? You're sorry? You better be careful. I got into one car accident, the other." The day my car flipped eight times I'm looking to be alive, blessed, right, yeah, she's black, by the way, I was like, you know, that was Carl, flipped eight times, you're alive, you're blessed, you know, and I'm here thinking who. the hell it's told well how the cars flip over one like who's doing it my name is preacher thank you very much I appreciate it I'm a little clueless you know but it seems to me that kids nowadays are a bit entitled am I right?

My daughter turned 16 and she says mom I want to go to Coachella and I want you to get me a hotel room, oh yeah I know I'm like you're 16. Listen, a hotel room, I mean, if you can't find it. a guy who can now afford a van when I grew up, my mom and her friend feasted on her 24 7. you know they always brought Flats on field trips, okay, so I'm going on the first field trip. my daughter. I take my flask, right? Howie, right. I'm not getting on a bus full of first graders sober, ever, ever, okay. taking my flask, you know, I take a little sip and all the other hiking moms go crazy, they're like she has a flat, she has a flat, you know, like she's some kind of terrorist, right, I say, calm down.

I'm not driving this bus. I'll teach you how to play Ryan Reynolds. But first you have to do the voice of Jim Carrey to be able to play Jim Carrey. Imagine yourself as a giant Canadian bird. Well, hello judges. I've got some voices for you take that Canadian bird to a sexy whisper and you've got Ryan Reynolds Hi I've got some voices for you judges I hope you enjoyed it he

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ed like Ryan Reynolds okay here's how to do Seth's voice Rogen, yeah, take Santa's laugh, now imagine Santa eating a different kind of cookie. This is a crazy job.

I just put up fireplaces and deliver packages to kids and eat his cookies. Now you can do that. I have a twin sister and I don't really talk much about being a twin because people ask really stupid questions about twins, like every time I say I'm an identical twin, without fail someone will go do you look alike? We are very different in terms of personality, my sister and I are very silly and playful. My sister is very dark and sarcastic and she has low self-esteem, which is strange because she has my face. It's like when someone who looks

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I feel so ugly. You know I'm not from California, but I look like it. I'm just another wobbly guy on the sidewalk. I made eight dollars walking here. Thanks guys, can you see this bracelet? Yeah, well, he's making sure. Yes. Everyone always thinks this is one of those copper magnetic healing bracelets, as if that thing works. I'm like, oh yeah, man, I was in a wheelchair last week, yeah, I'll put him on this arm next week. I better take it off soon, although you know I don't want to have a better show and then I have to. figure out how to be a singing Adventure Quest or whatever, let's say we're not going to have a puppet on that thing, it has citizenship, yeah, until I got my citizenship, I never had road rage, if someone interrupted me I'd say Oh, I'm so sorry, I was driving too slow but I got citizenship today, someone cut me off.

I wonder: what the hell can't you cut me? This is my land. That's when I realized I became a true American. Oh, that's great, they're hilarious because I felt entitled before citizenship, someone open the door for me. I ran very fast. Thank you very much after citizenship. I'm like you holding the door, peasant. I got bold, very hard on myself growing up. I used to call. I'm a big waste you see, both my parents wanted me to be a lawyer, I never came close to becoming a lawyer but I was once involved in a suit, but since then I've traveled the world, went to Spain and fell madly in love of a Spaniard. summer dress and we broke up and I was married now oh, my wife and I are Polly, it's polyester, our daughter Capri brought home a pair of sweatpants, she supported my father, but I want to see her go out with someone to iron with a fold, this guy looked like him.

She had been donated. She asked me if she could spend the night. I told her that at my house she would sleep in separate drawers. Another problem when you go to a nursing home and you look like me. Yes, they didn't let me out, the only reason I'm here tonight because I had to get a night pass at the front desk. The first thing I discovered when I got older is that young people hate older people. That's right, have you ever driven behind an elderly person? Does this

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familiar to you? Yes, the worst. What I am experiencing now at 80 is that my hearing has become terrible.

I talked to this woman the other day and she told me that she has a peanut allergy. I misheard the word. Said. What's wrong, she said. I start to choke and gag. I applied to work at the Cacao Foundation when I was in college and they rejected me because I have hearing loss, they told me, they told me it was a liability issue because if the gorilla sneaked up on me I wouldn't be able to hear him. Which I can't say with any degree of certainty, but it probably seems true. So you guys seem like a nice crowd full of listening people, so I'm going to throw this question out into the room.

What are they going to do? do it differently if a gorilla sneaks up on you and it's very appropriate, text me after the show. I'm desperate to know what home field advantage you have with your two second Head Start, ridiculous, nothing, nothing, the only thing you have. What you're going to do is different from me, it's scared to death, it's a true story, when I was 10 years old, my parents sent me to Camp Tourette, yes, that's where the joke should end, it's a real place and not I didn't notice until now, but I discovered that when other people contract, it makes me contract even more.

The first day they put us in a circle with a hundred kids, I turned my shoulder next to me and my Tourette syndrome saw it and took it as a challenge and I launched it. He shook his head and the girl the next day she did a whole body movement and everyone saw that and all hell broke loose. That's my church. I can't explain why they are true. I just know from experience that this is what is going to happen. Here is the locker room. In my gym I am the blue dot I enter. I start changing the moment I take off all my clothes. 12 kids enter and this is so true that it defies statistics.

Sometimes statistics sound scary, but they're not when you look at them. from a different angle when I first got married, 44 of marriages end in divorce, that's a scary number, think about that. 40 my wife and I thought: do we have a chance? Think on the other side if 44 of marriages end in divorce, you know what? it means 56 of marriages end in death, death for us, those are the two ways marriage is, friends, if you're married, enjoy it now, it ended well, not for my dad. Gerald Kelly is convenient. I love that guy, but he's a loser. Because?

Oh my god, I'm seven years old and we have the same job the other day he was like a hunter, are you going to work tonight? If you go, I'll go, we have the same job, my roommate is actually white and he says like this. He is racist, not all white people are serial killers. I'm like wow, it seems like all the serial killers are white here, man, we're on season 14. Come on, you know what I'm saying, Clean Sweep, come on and I feel bad because I'm white. People are actually the only people in the world who can be serial killers.

There is no other ethnic group in the world that can get away with eight unsolved murders in a row. You know people want to be serial coolers. Of course. They can not. Can you imagine a Black Sea or assassin would stop you on the way to get supplies. Come on Asian Indians Hispanics we can't be serial killers our families are too nosy. What happened to the duct tape? It's the bleach. I'm calling the police. I'm like, come on, mom, you raised me, come on, 34. I don't look 34. I don't look any age. I just look like I've been through things.

I have to remember the time you saw a guy with a tattoo on his neck. Well, then you thought, oh, I'm about to see a dead body, now you see a guy with a tattoo on his neck, all you think is, oh, this latte is going to be amazing and you have to do things to support yourself. young. I do things to stay young. I recently borrowed money from my parents for those who have never borrowed money from their parents, the crew will know, celebrities, won't they have to gather their parents and go hello mother, father, you know how you're supposed to Should they teach me responsibility?

Well, you failed and that comes with a hefty fine. I just broke up, it was an open relationship, it means you can be with whoever you want. I didn't know this, apparently the girl can do that too, she read the fine print and my girl got it. The first person I made the mistake of asking this guy's name, she told me, "You ever hear someone's name and then you know right away that this person is a better lover than you." homework you couldn't do homework you couldn't do homework homework listen listen if you're not laughing right now if you're not laughing right now your name is Eugene okay every Eugene here is like I actually heard them.

You're pretty vigorous, okay, yeah, so I met this guy and it was a relief because his name was Alejandro but his voice was Eugene straight up, and he comes to her and says, hey man, how's it going? I am much better now that I knew he would die. I don't even know this guy, but he would die for my son the first time he sees him, the first time I touch him, he would die for my son, he's not that crazy? We do that, guys, it's true, because we wouldn't do that. for our wives, what, oh I'm feeling the heat of the river, hey, wait, wait, let me explain, ladies, wait, wait, the first time we see her touch you, it's usually on the first date, not a guy in this world He dies for you. the first date now let me make you feel better about the situation if you are on a first date and a guy looks at you and says, I would die for you, you better run because that guy is about to kill you, but I would die for my wife who She's 100 now, it took a couple of years but we got there that's right if a car jumped the curb and headed towards her I would walk away and grab her hip that's how much I love her because we've all been out with people we would do it with.

You don't die for the reason, that same car jumps the curb, you're like I guess it was daytime I guess it was daytime the Lord works in mysterious ways I'm the type where we have ladies who will offer you my jacket if it's cold outside. I'll offer you my jacket, um, but I'm not the kind of person who, uh, once you turn it down, you get cold later today. I just found out that I might need glasses, uh, to read, so I had to make a tough decision, you know? To stop reading, I lowered the colors and shapes.

I'm pretty good. They drew silhouettes for me. I knew I was going all the way when I started rooting for kids in horror movies. Do you remember how you saw Friday the 13th? Halloween teens did something stupid or rebellious but you still want to make it you want them to live you're like you run a bar and he comes to run a bar now I'm like your mom and dad told you not to leave the house