3 WEIRD GAMES

Be spooky and rattle the bones. *laughs* It's a difficult job as you can imagine, so I have to make sure I have a good breakfast every day to have enough energy. A good breakfast is essential. Unfortunately, I have a hard time getting up in the morning and am often late for work. This makes my boss very angry and it makes me... sad. But it's okay. As a video game character, I am simply a construct and not subject to any real feelings or emotions. Don't pity me, I'm already dead. I wasn't going to do it. I wasn't planning on it, Boneface man, dude...bro...Come with me now and help me with my breakfast routine.

I don't think I should do it. Did you know? I don't think I should do it. I think I should walk away and never look back at this... damn game. Ah, today is Monday. Your calorie goal is one hundred. You have 20 seconds. Oh, okay then. Very good, ah— Ooohhhh Ah, ohhh *laugh* A-nom, na— *laugh* No, no. Thats not all. No no no? No? Oh ok. This is a problem. Um... Uhh... AHHH Ohhhh H—calories... failed? No, I do not understand. I don't understand. AH don... GEH he said. Ahaha, I made a bread hat! Am I happy with...

Oh, yeah... Ghost, do you want some? Oh... Phantom Toast! I gave some toast to a ghost! I guess maybe he was coming to steal my toast. I don't know... *laughs* Am I supposed to... Maybe I have to... really toast it? Nooo... That's not right. No No— ah, haha ​​Weh-hahaha Well *laughs* Ahh Huh, this seems to be here Wuhhh, okay. Alright. He seems to have discovered the physics of the ethereal plane. Ohhh, room to open my mouth. Ah, I see... Ahhhh... oh It's very clear now. I see it so clearly that I have to open my mouth *laughs* Oh, if I had known this before, obviously... *laughs* I would have figured it out.

Ahhh 250? Left click to start... Okay Oh, I— ahh, ohhh... I have to... Wha—NO! Ohhh, *laughs* shit. I have to be nice about that. Well, I got it. Nailed that. Open-! Om om om (x3) *laughs* Euhh, I don't know what I'm doing Oh, buh d— Oh, hello... oh, c— Please don't... come near me. Oh, please don't do it. Please no, I don't want to... There are four breakfasts *laughs* Are there? That's all you came to tell me-heh? What did I ever do? OHH Today is Wednesday. Your calorie goal is— *laughs* Nom nom na— Oh, I need to be polite, Skellington Num...

Oh, shi— Ow— Hey, what happened to me? Oh my eye! *laughs* Oh, I can't stab them. Well, this is not right. What the fuck... *laughs* *sniffling* I don't know... I have— Oh, okay, I think I have it here. Oh, I just... yeah, that's not right. Okay, enough... Shit. Eat it! Well why? Well? Wh... I... I'm clearly trying really hard here! Okay, put a drop on yourself... and put it on me. Here we go, that's the good thing. Okay, scoop loop... No, scoop loop I'll take it! No-ho, not my eye... Eat yours! *laughs* Oh no, I ate my eye!

No, not my eye! Aww no. It's not my eye, it's not my eye. Oh, come on. This is very difficult. *more laughter* Ee... Okay, I have one. *laughs* Ah! I got it. You just have to... Uhh! I got it, I got it, I got it Eat it...no! COME ON! Yeah! Ha ha huh, he was so scared *laughs* he was so scared. It's so creepy. The damn skeleton scared the hell out of me. but I think I can do it. Oh, it's fine. Okay, put that in my mouth. Oh, put it in my mouth. No! Come back here! (x3) No, I have to catch you.

Nah, nooo! Because, why? Get back here! Return! Get... Nooo, ghost toast! Noooo Okay... okay, wait. Let me grab the toast first. That would be smart. Oh look, how smart I am. Well. Well, that was... Why was that one easier than the other one? Why did I have to learn the mechanics of stabbing? *laughs* Probably. Nooo, this is not right. This is not OK. Someone is wrong about this Boneface. I feel the need... the need to have breakfast. Okay... *laughs* Is that all you had to tell me? Thanks i think. Thank you so much! Today is Friday.

Your calorie goal is... Well, 60... 60 seconds!? Oh no, how can I...? Is there a way to change this? How I can-? Are there other buttons that I don't know about? There has to be a way to rotate it, right? There we go, no, wait. Here we go! Pour, pour! It's...wha...come on! He did it- !? NOOO ughh AAAAHH Ah, the mouse wheel! There we go... Oh, that's not right. What...fuhgg—? It's not going to come in-n... That's not right... *laughs* That's not right! But... How is that...? That doesn't make any sense! Open your mouth. Put the milk in!

Okay, whatever. Did you know? I guess that's enough. Oh, come on! *laughs* OH COME ON! TAKE THEM OUT EH— NO, NOT MY EYE! NO, STOP EATING YOUR EYE!!! Did you know? I'm not even going to bother with... anything here. Let's serve them well... Oh, yes. Oh, that's the good thing. Oh, now... NOW we're talking about good things. Oh shit. Well, that's not good. Alright, now we're talking about good things. Glug glug... I think. Oh, this doesn't look like milk... coming in. Okay, so that didn't work. Pour some into the bowl, in quotes... Pour some milk, over the dough...

Alright, I got it. She got over it. Take this whole bowl and put it inside. This is how we do it (x3) Very good. Here's how... Why does that milk keep coming out? That doesn't make any sense... That's not how milk works. That's not how milk works. Give me my Skele-O! Bastard...damn. What happens if I put the milk... in the Skele-O? You mean? Yesaahh. This is how we do it, this is how we do it. That's... That's the good thing, okay. So now you're on Skele-O, right? No-ohhh!? Cereal... go away. I have cereal. Okay, milk.

Ah, that's not right. Alright, milk... Apparently it's time to drink milk, and this is what the milk is doing. Nom nom Nom, nom... and nom! Well. Pour...perfect. Pour in the milk, apparently. I don't know why that is happening. Almost (x3) HOW AM I S'PUH HOW WOULD I DO IT How would someone—!? I don't understand, I'm real— fffff fffhuhuh *cries-laughs* Okay, bowl—I got it. Bol. Fuck you out of here. Spoon? Fuck off. Skeleton-O? Pour, Baby (x4) Pour the Skele-O's. Drop it as if it were on fire. Take the malk. Drain that evil. Soak it in very good.

Oh, that's the good thing. Oh, that's the good thing. Get out of here. Table... Come here, honey. Come here, tabley wabley. Alright. Yes, yes, yes, ye— NOOOOOOO MY TAAAY-BUUUUUHHLLL Bowl, fuck— no. Bowl, fuck you. Spoon, fuck you... euhh No... eye, fuck you, I don't need you. Completely soaked. Open... YEAAAHHHH HA HA HA (x3) HAAAA That was, uh... What was that? I forgot about the n... I don't... I don't even know what it's called... Breakfast in the cemetery *laughs* Okay, so it was... It was three

weird

games

. Fun

games

, but

weird

games. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it.

If you want to play any of these games, I'll put them in the description below *laughs* Links everywhere. Thank you all so much for watching. Let me know what you think in the comments below, and if you have any more suggestions for weird games you want me to play... Let me know in the comments. Thanks again, and as always... see you... in the next video. Goodbye~ *end music*