Laughing at Ai Generated Stories

hello everyone my name is markiplier and hello everyone my name is markiplier and for those who don't know that means I'm a youtube personality over the years. I've had the privilege of working with some amazing YouTubers and playing some amazing games. I do both. of these things that's actually pretty good, welcome to what used to be talk with transformer, but now it's actually kit, which I think means infernal kit because they summon the powers of hell to be able to create these random words yeah I didn't know, uh , we played with this in unison a long time ago, when you can't find it now, don't worry, it's gone and we also played with this when we were talking to the transformer that was around back then, but in distractible we played with infrakit and I thought I wanted to play with him again to see what he can do, that's why I'm here.

I don't really have a goal. This is quite open. I'm just going to see what it can do and maybe I'll get embarrassed and stand on the pressed bit of the cliff contemplating all the terrible decisions that had led me to this very moment or was it Audrey, hey, the thunderous downpour and the incessant screaming of the tree frogs stopping to see if I could hear anything else I saw a very large shadow fly over my head and when I turned to see who or what it was I found myself lying on a piece of carpet holding a hairbrush in my hand I looked around and I realized I was in some sort of large room filled with what seemed to be over a hundred women and possibly one or two men.

I searched the crowd and noticed that there, well, it didn't seem like it stopped at the end. some settings here that I'm not 100 sure about, obviously, length generator, let's keep it as suit 360. uh, you can add interesting keywords, you can select the category, pause at the end is what I had selected because I thought it would end where it thinks it should and apparently that's where you think you should sampling the kernel with the top peepee value closer will produce less variety, more repetition is like that, well who would want what is likely controls the randomness of creative sampling, okay, Creativity, everyone, creativity, uh, value more than one will increase the chances I'm not going to worry about it, let's try it again my hand was shaking the gun rattling in my grip in front of me was Ronald McDonald knew what he had to do I raised my other hand I let it open slowly okay it got a little racist okay so AI is kind of interesting if you remember when Microsoft had their AI control their Twitter for a while or maybe they created an account for it tried which was already on Twitter and then it became horribly racist and I started tweeting absolutely stupid, crazy, horrible things.

It turns out that I, in any case, could do that and that happens, so let's try it again. I was so happy, full of sunshine and rainbows, everything was right in the world and I felt that glorious feeling of love and harmony bursting into my soul what a wonderful place this world was until my four year old daughter walked into the room and said daddy , look at those mushrooms, I told him that mushrooms don't grow in the ground. They are made of the devil she said I don't know mom I don't know mom they are very big they look like they could be I explained to her again that the mushrooms are made of what I am going to increase to 420 water, the mud, the water, the mushrooms, what are they made of? facts, obviously the book is being used to lure children into the dark world of deception and witchcraft, which is a huge leap from its goal of improving children's education, oh god, I don't know how to pronounce those lexian, put them into text-to-speech and reproduced what those pronunciations are. reference chimutera and set c moyo had previously contested allegations of embezzlement stating that they were, in fact, trying to build a school where boys and girls will learn together I don't know I don't know knock knock who's there knock knock who's there aunt doris aunt doris who aunt doris the evil witch who took your soul aunt doris who has been dead for 600 years and now i can walk on earth aunt doris who takes the form of a man uncle herb walked into the room wearing a purple robe uncle herb i just finished to buy this as goodwill aunt doris who hunted doris the wicked witch who took your soul aunt doris who is my dad oh my god for some reason this literally only works correctly with uh knock knock jokes um I hope Lexian played at the beginning of this episode, uh, the knock knock joke that really blew us away, oh my gosh, knock knock, who's there? outside you're not wanted here knock knock who's there you stay out let me in who's there step aside I'm married who's there leave me alone I'm getting horny who's there don't touch me if you touch me I'll have to demand, knock, knock , who's there, Santa, you've been so good this year, you can listen to that episode in the description below, let me try again, knock, knock, who's there, taco bell, taco bell, who taco bell, who taco bell, who is taco bell. yo taco bell patriots lineman brian schwanke is a machine and he's even been seen sleeping in a coffee shop with a backpack full of good stuff okay knock knock who's there pizza pizza pizza who pizza with apples ooh pizza with apples pizza pizza with apples why do you have a pizza with apples sue turns me on so it makes me give pizza with apples sue smile don't give up smile don't give up smile don't give up what do you have are red mushrooms mushrooms okay let's try it funny joke funny joke funny joke doc dr glitz what no, stop going on with the funny joke, stop, stop, stop, stop, I said a funny joke, a funny joke, Peyton still hasn't told her boss that she's on maternity leave.

I finally made the mistake of asking her about it yesterday and I swear her response was I just don't feel right telling her that she's afraid of getting fired anyway. I was convinced that from now on I would keep a secret from almost everyone else, but I'm a little worried. I hope this is not a mistake today. I have a hilarious joke, guys, guys, guys, I have the most hilarious and funniest joke to tell you, oh boy, you're going to laugh. I've been sitting here rehearsing it in my notebook and it's starting to get to the point where it might turn out okay.

I'm just going to tell you how I write jokes, so I'm going to write a couple of things, the joke, then a few things after that, then I say it, I say it, and then I say it. God, uh, look behind you, you scared a deer, I'm sure those deer are pretty spooked by vehicles. I've even been known to run over one or two on purpose when I wasn't paying attention. It was caught after dark, that's when I turned. I turned off the engine and rolled down the windows, turned up the music and put my safety in the man's hands.

I know, I know it's not legal, at least I'm not breaking the law, especially, what a poop, what a big butt, but do you know what I do? I guess it was to be expected I don't know I was surprised so this is it I'm dying it seems unfair my blood is spilling from the cut in my side oh what a world if only I hadn't lived a life full of so many regrets the only good thing that Coming from the massacre are the dramatic screams of the mourners who cling to me each one of them are trying to separate me from the great machine in my mind but they cannot break the pawns that have made me what I am I can hear a woman scream It's not fair but it has no effect on me I wish it would shut up the clock says midnight and I'm just and I'm just a cold body with the clock ticking blood dripping from my stomach and up the hole in my neck it's okay just breathe about the other my name is jen I am a very special being I am a prisoner of the system and I have many deaths to pay my work continues no matter what I become this is my legacy you are my first convert to your lovely service tyler I am a man in the ending okay um wade and bob decided to take a trip to the woods That's when things got weird, they found what looked like a cave, but when they entered it was nothing like it seemed.

Instead of a cave there was a red door and on the outside of the door was a mossy inscription that said once you have entered. strength you will never be the same this is not the forest you are used to this is not your childhood or your parents' childhood this is not even the kind of strength you saw on TV Tyler and Mark started a podcast called Go my favorite sports team Tyler came to visit, we went out to eat, it was a lot of fun, at least for Tyler and I, what did anyone else do to prepare for the shock that comes from a young woman who has been married for two months and doesn't need sleep further? my thought processes are like I think most 18 year olds thoughts are in the here and now not in a few years I will feel like this I am free of all responsibility I have achieved it I have solved world hunger this is the plan this is the plan 10 million pounds of chicken 10 million chicken breasts 10 million drums 610 million wings wait, how would you gather 10 million pounds of chicken meat?

The first question is where would I find it next, how would I get it for those of you wondering what. it happened to half of my grandmother cooking chicken whole boneless chicken little thing made without skin I know you are what uh let me go to a different category let me go pure fiction it was dark I was afraid it was dark it was strange it was not dark when the plane fell I was afraid although the plane rose into the air I was happy I was happy too it was dark when I opened my eyes it was dark and I opened my eyes it was not dark but I opened my eyes but I had my eyes open so it was not dark but it was dark I left I went to bed but the lights came on so it was dark it was dark and I went to bed it was dark I went to bed I don't know no I don't know that I need you we're almost there I can't not for you not for me this is bothering me killing philip they made love with quick angry thrusts but then it's over what i don't know what to do robin who is robin okay fiction is a failure let's make a news story um there's also another scenario here to start from the beginning yeah , okay, a Florida man caught dead with 17 rain deer, uh, bolted to a giant sled and a seven-year-old girl accused by authorities of grand theft. in coleur county said daniel goolsby was arrested and charged with animal cruelty and grand larceny after police found dead demons in his backyard in a pickup truck with a hat full of reindeer in the bed according to nbc 2 goolsby and his daughter They had been in operation since Christmas night the station said the items had been stolen from home.

I have an idea that there is a subreddit called offbeat that has strange news titles. I'm going to plug some into these and see where it goes. Six percent of Americans believe they could beat a grizzly bear in hand-to-hand combat, that's a terrifying thought, yet Americans aren't going to help by adding weapons to bear-proof bear cages, officials conservatives with guarantees for hunters in wyoming and idaho, where grizzly bears live, I began to place rifles, hunting knives at night. vision goggles and other equipment to support waterproof boxes The purpose of the nets that are designed to keep bears in place while hunters shoot them is to reduce the number of grizzly bears killed by city hunter officials.

U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service At issue is grizzly bear hunting, which has been banned in the lower 48 states for more than 40 years, but hunting remains legal in Montana and Wyoming. The prohibitions have to do with animals, their endangered status and strict protection. Okay, a fascinating asteroid the size of 350 giraffes will fly past Earth this week, what, oh God, I think this is just news, let me, let me start this again, here's where to see an asteroid the size of a giraffe and the fifth largest ever discovered will pass by Earth on Friday. prompting NASA to launch its preliminary defense telescopes to monitor the space rock and offer up-to-the-minute safety tips for observers.

The 2018 asteroid flyby is an opportunity for scientists to test a global asteroid detection monitoring network, here we go. An accident outside Pittsburgh dumps more than seven tons of hot dog stuffing on top of hot dog stuffing. Oh God, no, Oh God, no, they just, oh, they just put him in a fucking truck. I'm still going to eat hot dogs, I guess, but let's see. What does Infrakit think of this? A semi truck accident on i-279 in pennsylvania left hot dog meat on the road. The truck got stuck in the concrete median. This is exactly what really happened.

Give me some meaningless skill here. 137 worlds fauxhawks falling against my period, damn, she's ah, no, that's not right, that's a little too much, the sampling temperature is too spicy, let's try it, uh 125. a flatbed trailer that carried more of seven tons of the controversialHot dog stuffing crashed early Friday outside Pittsburgh, spilling onto the road and leaving a mess for cleanup crews and police. The accident took place at 4:48 a.m. in the Frankstown township of Franken, trying it one more time, let's be a little more random here, we're going to 150. highway in the middle, very much against me, several dangers when flying a Roth client the biggest risk, oh God, stop, stop, stop resetting it, it I did, I killed it after all that time, I finally managed to hunt that monster, there was a special event where the food place was between 24 and 26 hours a day, the only two non-vampires in the three-part event here here are my thoughts and observations after clearing it up oh it's a ride oh okay uh elden ring el din ring road getting to elton doesn't have to be a hard ride oh my god it's really starting to get lost here we go uh I have a website called 101 funny and clean jokes that will make you laugh out loudwhat dentists call their x-rays depends on your school dentists have long believed that the dental record is the only clinically important record in dentistry for researchers okay, hilarious, what One ocean said to the other ocean, what is there in the form of an Island that cannot give rise to a plate of delight until the sound of the wind and the waves whisper love, serenity and peace.

What has the earth said to the sky? What is sand? the hours spent without thinking about sleeping let the sea murmur its sadness and leave let the ocean raise its voice God what the hell is this just a coincidence do we even know why this completely goes against what we learned in the Kinder garden? Not to admire people, but maybe it's because I don't care about you at all. I will see you and laugh. Share this article now. One more story from Japan. Read these

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. The first Japanese person to get naked in the US. Wow, everyone. okay, knock, knock, who's there, snow white, snow white, who, snow white, who, snow white, who's going to do this guy?

The impostor laughed as he looked at this sly, terrified vampire and nodded his head up and down once well, he's not very funny and ballsy when did you become so insulting? In fact, you two know, oh God, I don't know, I bet you can't make me laugh. Two boys are best friends. One day the friend wants to sell some gold broth and the boy hesitates, you don't understand. Gold sells for a lot of money and I don't have enough money to buy the stock. My friend's father says he's true, boy, but I don't think he can make me laugh.

I don't think he can make me laugh, so the boy continues. sit on your knees and wait for the laugh ok i got this new anime plot basically there's this high school girl except she's got some big moves i mean some serious dudes a real badonker feel packing some dough tissues i I wonder what she's going to do with this past cougar stuff, she has such huge breasts and she's so big and her breasts are so big and the other girl's breasts are so big they look like big shrimp lobsters held in a huge 12 year old girl , it's a slab, so they start doing it.

She gets pregnant from having sex with a real piece of fishing line so big, she's fine, she's got huge tits, I mean some serious honking, a real pair of badonkas packing some doban hankero cougars, what happens next? The transfer student shows up with an even bigger bonk, Hanukkah Hoogs, a huge guy. Hung Eek, how did you lose a girl over 17 in your dorm? I suppose don't tell her that the library fails me greatly, please, sir, I don't think I'm fit to be her girlfriend. She already knows about teen pregnancy and everything. I'll punch you in the face if you keep asking.

What are you asking again? They look at each other. What did you say about me? Little one, you think you can get away with telling me that over the Internet, think again while we talk. I'm contacting my secret network of spies across the United States and your IP is being tracked right now, so you better prepare for this storm, that storm that takes down that pathetic little thing you call your life, word for word. It could be anywhere, Eddie, more than seven years away. different places, oh man, the original is 700 ways, but seven different ways, wow, uh, I don't know if I can do better than that big bouncing bong mushroom, maybe I need a soda, knock knock, who's there , falco, falco, who, falco, who, falco, me. this is your boy falco i'm going to bring my team and we're going to go to the tournament okay let's see the guy from the store wasn't that good uh oh this is so incredibly boring that i can't watch anything, it's so quiet here, It's painful, the guys must be having a heart attack in the corner, he's not moving at all, it's the strangest thing I've ever seen, I have no idea what else I can put into this. last day of the year 12 monkeys entered the store and only one came out alive on the first day of the year three monkeys entered the store and only one came out came out alive on the second day of the year six monkeys entered the store and only one came out alive on the third day of the year nine monkeys entered the store and only one came out alive on the fourth day of the year fourteen monkeys left the store and only one remained alive on the fifth day of the year sixteen monkeys entered the store and only one remained alive on the sixteenth day because apparently, that's all for the kid, it's discrediting a bunch of monkeys by banging on a keyboard, so thank you all so much for watching my vlogs.

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