17 Minutes of the Dirtiest Jokes in Big Fat Quiz History

no, no, it's not an expression I've ever used in anger, although not all sexual experiences have to be full of anger, all in my experience, thanks for sharing, okay, do you masturbate very angry, furious, this team really seemed to be coming together, welcome back to the next thing? The round has to do with sport in the 80s. Ski jumper Eddie Edwards' performance at the '88 Winter Olympics earned him the nickname Eddie the Eagle because eagles can't jump on skis nor was cycling revolutionized. in the 80s with the rise of BMX. Now BMX is an Olympic sport. which is strange if they allow things I did in school into the Olympics.

I don't know why they don't go as far and include wedgies, Chinese burns, and fingering. Write down some sports questions for you from the 80s, Jimmy, yeah, what is fingering? What are you careful about this? um when I was at school there was an old teacher who was about 90 years old, right and um no, no, no one has stolen a ruler, we got to the end of class and she wouldn't let anyone go home and she said and She said well, unless someone touches the culprits they still don't know, Carol, if you hadn't cut your hair you would know what the problem was with your fingers, well I would explain it to you, but I think it would probably be better if Mickey told you. makes it known.

You are in the next part. Okay, I asked you what unusual Twitter hashtag Susan Boyle fans were encouraged to use. What do you think DJ loves in the ass? James James James Corden James Corden Why don't you take this seriously? Good because? I won't be allowed to save James in the future and you don't know that she doesn't, you can't use the hashtag this is where I hurt myself and I forget that we're filming this and it's going to be on TV, I just think. We're having a great time eating pizza, you won a Tony Award and she clearly loves it, okay?

What did you do with the Richard Gabby hashtag? Be more racist to promote his album. You thought it was yesterday. It didn't work, no, no. No, I said, I said unusual and that would be Yes, it's unusual, it's certainly unusual bad, I'd even say you've got a damn album to sell, do what you can Gabby, what did you put on your side of the board? uh, susan album party. So it looks like Sue's anal party. How are you telling me that Sue is having an anal party and she's not enjoying it? Can I just say that it would be great if they were right?

Wouldn't it be like that? Because it was Susan's album. party, but if it was Sue's anal bumper and people showed up expecting music, which was just boiled with a bunch of lube, it just left, what bums aren't anal, I mean there's a redundancy within the hashtag, that's so true, the redundancy within the hashtag and that. should be the name of your ass without a penis it's not a bomb it's a back thanks jack right and there's a fact okay, what do those two men have in common? Don't touch her, laura, just do that once in a while, don't do it.

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like a cuckoo clock, okay, so let's see what answers you got for that. They both have sexy moments with cars. Okay, you chose Dara and Davina. They like to fuck with cars. We choose both. in a documentary that no one saw, there is a lot of support for you, but no, a lot of people see it you two are absolutely right, both men like to make sweet love with cars, let's take a little look that was genuine , he's wandering around the car park with no pants on and then masturbating in his car oh no, it's brilliant, it was a brilliant documentary, it's a top-notch challenge.

I'd like to see what nickname was given to Ronald Reagan's plan to build a new defense. system in space so sue wants to know what nickname was given to ronald reagan's anti-missile system can you write the answer do you remember the cold war? Do you remember those heady days of the cold war? No, I lived in permanent fear of nuclear extinction back then, especially when I was 10 or 11 years old. What was that cartoon that came out? It was a cartoon that came out that was just terrifying when the wind blows. What was that just to scare me?

Come on, honey, let's go under the door. Oh. I'm cold, honey, this is the most macabre thing I've ever seen in my life and there was this terrible idea that if I came, you had to pee in a cloth, you put it on your face, that's what I told my brother, I would do it anyway. I don't know what to do with the body like that, I think I would find it just playing with it, yes, but it's too perfect. You know, you know, I want someone to take control a little more, like you give it to me. serena williams any day you know about that because that would intimidate me sweeney williams she would just walk in, stick her face in hers, wipe her penis on the pillow and leave.

I'm just being honest, okay, I finally asked you whose number 0891 was. 50 50 50. I went to a gay chat, yeah, okay, yeah, but I probably had something, but it was eight nine one fifteen fifteen fifteen and they were like guys that they were doing what they were doing, it was like this, he said if you're sitting at home I make gay friends on the phone and they're all doing something like yeah yeah, and he chatted again at the end, it went well, by the way, you're completely wrong about a chat gay, it was, it was chat back is the correct answer oh, it's been replaced now, obviously, by those late night women standing there in their underwear holding a phone, the girls station, yeah, they're weird because they always say, oh yeah, what? you want to talk with her?

Yo, do you want to talk to girls in your area? They always say in your area, so I don't want them in my area. Some of them I'm going to tell you, I want them as far away as possible, no. I want to bump into one of these women as if she were shopping with my mum in Tesco and recognized my voice. Jackie likes to put a finger in her ass. Why do they always move their butts? They kneel and begin. They shake their butt vigorously as if something is going to fall and they don't want to up there and they say please help me there's something on my butt shake it shake it maybe it's just because it's hard to do It has to be said that they are very bad minds, really basic theater training physical would help these women a lot, probably because they are going, oh, I'm having a great time, you're going miles, calm down, I'm not chasing. the kitchen right yes oh yes it's the little bird dance what you're doing the duck little bird oh you like little birds don't you? oh you like the bird you just give them different physical challenges it's really windy you're trapped in a glass box I like that you walk up the stairs it's a good idea don't take the tablecloth off the table but leave all the glasses dirty I think we have to talk on the phone with babystation right now take the elevator up you say in slang that's the last one you're shouting here comes the man who's opening the doors you're so happy to see him his cock is huge okay, is it me or is it her saying that I killed my father very very naughty a bit sexy she is lovely anna phil but she didn't sound like that in brookside she in baruchy in brookside was a lesbian but i am reliably informed she is now back on solids ok then that is not the correct answer uh alan and jack what have you doodled?

And I say scribble now because I'm not going to sound like Mrs. Slocum, but I moved on to the next line. I could murder some, but I didn't know I was going to do it. I thought you would show it all. so I'm down there, I'm sorry, you're working, my pussy is on line five, which sounds like baby, emit my pussy on line five, that's putting you in danger, Timmy. I'm currently in the UK promoting my album, one of the guys, but what event would I probably have ruined? All my plans, if I had been here in March, did you avoid what it was?

So I was concentrating on the berry. Yeah, you're really bad at looking at things and taking in information, aren't you? I want to stay here you're supposed to tell people what I would do that's why he's whispering I'm sorry, what did James say? What did you do? It's like being on the team with Sean, either of us cried and laughed talking about sewing kids. What do you think he has amazing tits? That's all I know, wasn't she the girl who sang? I kissed a girl. I liked her. It would be a hit if it was the exact same music, but the lyrics were, "I made out with a guy." and I loved it, I sucked and I liked it, did you realize we're just going to edit that part out and use it as a trap, maybe you can have the video, it could be Michael is sucking and then someone is going to wait, Michael wants to try it. a cup of tea instead, everything works.

How low do they have to go before you can officially say they are dangerous? They could be a tripping hazard. I think it's as soon as they hit the toilet water. I think you need to have an Operation, have you noticed Mickey? Older men get testicles with a slightly deeper color. Yeah, like, um, like the way meat ages really well, Siri, what color are Jonathan Ross's balls? He is checking that they will find a website. Would you like me to search? website what color are jonathan ross's balls oh, it's just a website called jonathan ross's balls these four shapes were toxic like sand i imagine you understood this she did too it's the teletubbies' antennas there's nothing i don't have it we have it You also got this one, tell me what, take it and turn off our alarm, oh, okay, and you have, you have what so unpleasant?

I thought there were traffic signs like one is to give way, the other is to give way, there is a road that you know the ones that go up to heaven and then a roundabout you have a driving license I'm not going to take it away from you I already lost it but it wasn't for misreading traffic signs kinky winky was the one accused of being gay by um jerry falwell the evangelical preacher um because he had the triangle on his head and he was purple, which is apparently a gay color and he was carrying a purse and he was sucking a lot of cocks imagine getting an amazing offer, you know I'm really trying to be charming it would be wonderful to have something to hold on to yeah, some chubby handrail custard oh, these people are sick these people are sick they're sick for a lot longer you're very funny okay it's over channel 4 newsroom uh once again jon snow john sorry love john a controversial debate arose yesterday when a girl admitted to paying lip service to members of the same sex in a short statement, the girl did not apologize simply saying that I liked her boyfriend's feelings.

However, the matter is not clear. The girl also admitted that although she felt so bad, she also felt so good and that the taste of the girl's cherry lipstick had stimulated her. We've all done things we regret in college. Can? I'm just officially saying that that's porn for me, he's the dream, yes, the dream in a second like that, next to the trash can, it's beautiful, I'm sorry, but I'm doing the trash can thing again because my straw bank wasn't there on, just saying whatever. I wanted some snow with his cheerful tie, yeah, and those eyebrows, I hear your sister, do you know what I mean every time Davina Claudia, would you double team Jon Snow if you're seeing John, good luck and Claudia wants do it next to the containers? they're fantastic next to the winkleman bins and the snow while there's cold guard there's a coat there's a heat cover although I would buy that and would you dress up would you dress up like tramps in love tramps in love the whole role play you have I had some change and he said : "No, I don't, but look at me, look at my red socks and I go, oh, let me check, oh, I'm not wearing anything under my mouth, I actually need to go to bed, I love it." to the answers at the end of that strange conversation, ok, I asked you what happened to David Cameron outside his local tesco, sadly he didn't make love to Jon Snow, even if he's out of the country, by the time he gets back, you will receive a text message.

With his phone ringing Winkelmann and McCall want to double team, you buy some pins.