You Weren't Going to See This Trash Anyway

There's a new movie right now called Imaginary. I bet most of you have never heard of

this

movie before in your life and those of you who have heard of it, I imagine none of you had any interest in

going

to see it because even just from the first trailer, anyone with eyes would recognize that

this

movie had no chance of being even close to decent. It was doomed to failure from the beginning. It's a movie about a haunted bear. An imaginary friend. He's as creatively bankrupt as they come. I'd rather buy a ticket to watch the poop he peed feature film than go to the make-believe, but I actually went to see the make-believe, so that point doesn't really fly, that's debatable.

I saw it yesterday and I can confirm beyond a doubt, it's horrible, it's just

trash

, it's terrible, this is the latest super stinker from Blumhouse, more like Butt House because this is ass. I'm no stranger to bad movies, as you all know, I have a great passion for watching them, but the Blumhouse man is putting out some extraordinarily boring ones. It seems like they aren't even trying anything anymore, they just know that because the budget is so low for these movies and there are so many people in the world who just want to do something, they will make a profit from those who are curious enough to do it. buy tickets to pass the time so they can't even be bothered to put in the slightest effort to produce something that has a single redeeming quality, like I'm pretty sure the imaginary thing was probably filmed in about 2 weeks because they just used it. the first take of everything they filmed and then they just finished it and said print it good enough so I watched it yesterday with Aaron Aaron and I've been watching almost every bad movie from the last year together and this is definitely a bad movie that we experienced and I want to discuss it here, not for any reason other than that I saw it, so I just want to report on it.

I know none of you are interested in seeing it, but don't worry, I'm

going

to open your eyes and make you understand why this movie Turbo sucks. The best imaginary compliment I can give is that it's better than night swimming, which is a very low bar to pass, but it's better than night swimming, that's the house of Blumhouse. january movie about a haunted pool, big congratulations to the imaginary for being able to top that, what an achievement, the achievement cannot be understated, it beats swimming at night, put it in the back of the dvd case before you dig in a lot in the imaginary.

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Thanks again. The imagery of World of Warships begins with a man and a woman lying together in bed and the woman Jessica has just had another nightmare in which she is attacked by a spider, a big, creepy spider, and to start fighting these nightmares that has, they decide to move early to their new house, which in reality is not the case. a new house is jessica's childhood home and she has forgotten her entire childhood, she basically talks about how foggy it is, she has amnesia so she can't remember her childhood due to a lot of traumas which is a resource really convenient plot, so she's the stepmother. in this relationship and the father has two sons, two daughters and they all move in together and the older daughter doesn't like Jessica, uh, but the younger daughter is more receptive to Jessica because she likes the new mother and the dynamic there isn't really EXP. explored at all beyond big brother just saying: you're not our real mother, we were happier without you, we want our real mother back and his real mother appears in this movie for about 2 minutes to freak out, so the previous wife there was some kind of mental illness that was never really explained or explored but in one scene the mother was having tea with her daughter late at night and then she jumped on Jessica and she fell and then she was taken away in an ambulance , who was like the original mother. role in this movie that's it and it was never seen again this movie actually has a habit of doing that thing where they just introduce these characters only to never be seen again for a completely inexplicable reason so like The father here, he barely has a role to play in this movie, so they move into this house and in about two days the father says okay, it's time to pack his bags.

I have to go on tour, so no, he puts on a fedora, packs his suitcase and says, "Okay, are you in?" I'm sure you guys are going to be fine, Jessica, and she's like, yeah, absolutely, go on her tour. I know blood farts are really killing it this year on Billboard's top 100. Go play his hit song, throw a Jupiter, yeah, come out, so he says. Okay, I go on tour and he's never seen or mentioned again, he tips the Fedora off of him and then he just falls into the back rooms and we just have to accept that he's just gone, we lost him and we'll never see him.

Again, they don't even mention it anymore, which is whatever, I guess, so it's just Jessica and the two girls and they're trying to get along. Jessica is doing her best to be like this superstar mother and youngest daughter. She has found a bear in the house named Chony and she is talking to the bear, it is her new imaginary friend and at first Jessica really supports him but then things start to get really sinister when Chony starts wanting to play a game with her in the that seems to hurt itself. is about to hit her hand with a nail and Jessica has to stop her and that's when she realizes that this imaginary friend is not good for her because he is making her do dangerous things, so that is the main plot of this friend imaginary. real and try to get the girl to do a ritual to join him in the land of imagination, which is a stupid concept, but there are also a lot of other things that don't really matter here at all, so for example, the eldest daughter she meets a neighborhood boy who she instantly falls in love with so she invites that guy over when Jessica goes out one day and the guy comes over and immediately makes enemies with the youngest daughter it's like you're a psychopath and then that was the end of that and then for some reason he says so do you want to take these drugs with me then he pulls out a bag of pills and then he has one on his tongue and he says ah just to show that he's taking pills and he was talking about how it was last time. he did this, his left eye could see 12 seconds into the future and the only daughter said no, not really, I really don't want to take those pills.

We were just going to watch this movie and hang out and he's like this is so boring, let's go get some alcohol so he breaks in like it's dad's alcohol stash and immediately smashes it, he goes upstairs and this is supposed to happen shows the first time that the horror in this film up to this point had not had any horror elements. Outside of that very boring nightmare he had where he gets attacked by a spider, I'm going to go ahead and mention that the monster design in this movie is terrible. Aaron said it best when he said that the design of the monstrous creature in this movie is just slightly better than Winnie the Pooh's blood and honey, but it's a close match, it's like he went to Party City and they pulled the costumes off the rack and then they just threw some mud on it and then added some really really quick Adobe After Effects visual effects and I finished it, it looks horrible, it looks like a mummy for the Rock Scorpion King.

Levels of evil when it comes to how these creatures look. GH. I'll get into it more towards the end of the plot synopsis, which I'll put down here. but

anyway

, the guy is fine, I have these pills. I'm going up now since I broke out the alcohol to clean him up and he's peeing and suddenly the bear is there and he's like ooh creepy so he's peeing everywhere and he's like oh man I'm tripping because I'm taking pills and suddenly the Bear comes back and this is like that scene in the trailer where the um, the Ring goes and it's like playing the sound effects and the bear is getting closer and then it stops and then the first scare of the movie happens where the bear shows up to scare him and He says wow, falls down and runs away, that's that whole scene and that guy doesn't have any role to play in this movie at all, it's not like he died there, it was all here for a cheap scare and nothing more. , so Jessica comes home shortly after and is very disappointed in the oldest daughter for bringing this child and then the child's mother comes over and he says, "I'm so sorry my son did this" and then Jessica says "yes" and he also brought these medicines and then the mother says, "these are not medicines, this is my allergy medicine, which I mean, okay, I guess it was also Tripping Algra.

I guess Claritin. I guess he's really stupid and has no role to play in the movie, but he's here for some reason and then you never see that guy again. He is never referred to again. now Jessica and the two daughters are once again alone at home, the imaginary friend situations get worse, she calls a therapist to try it and you know, do something with Chony, the imaginary friend, the therapist is a little strange where the therapist IST is trying to take her. To explore, you meet her feelings for Chony, which leads to a fight between the daughter and Chanty and then the therapist says: Has your daughter started ventriloquism?

Jessica says obviously not. My six-year-old daughter has not been studying ventriloquism. Because? asks and the therapist says okay because you know it was strange because what happened during the therapy session is that chony was talking in the daughter's voice and finally the daughter turns around while crying and panicking and the therapist noticed that her Her mouth wasn't moving but words were still coming out, so she said, "Oh, it must be ventriloquism" and finally the therapist says, "Well, I've noticed some in previous cases when an imaginary friend becomes hostile and evil, you know, a kid goes missing, so good luck and then he's gone." she plays a video of another kid talking about her or his imaginary friend who made him cut his thumb and then like the kid disappears right after so after playing that video the therapist says okay so im too on the outskirts, Don Don't forget to pay my bill and she just leaves never to see her again, but this whole sequence was extremely important to the movie because it gives the big twist to the bear that the daughter found and with whom He's been talking throughout the movie.

It turns out that her imaginary friend was not real, it was all in Jessica's mind, that no one else was seeing the bear, the therapist recorded the session and proved that that bear was never there, it was nothing, it was an imaginary friend, but Jessica has been watching. All this time because it turns out that bear was Jessica's original imaginary friend when she lived in this house, so only she is able to see that bear. Actually, it wouldn't be the worst turn in the world if it didn't go that way. Bad movie, I didn't see it coming, neither Aaron nor I expected that because why would they even bother putting a Twist in a movie that takes a bit of effort to begin with, but admittedly isn't the worst idea creatively have that? like a big reveal like oh that was never real, like it could work but you don't hear it because no one cares at this point in the movie, you're already so mentally controlled, probably sleeping, that it just falls flat, it really does, but man, my voice breaks even watching this movie, but

anyway

, then she starts to realize that this is really deep, the reason she can't remember anything is because of her imaginary friend and whatever It happened to her back then, so she's connecting these dots about the never-never and then like a door and then she's investigating and then the daughter disappears, then the daughter disappears and it turns out she completed the treasure hunt for Chony, which opened a portal to the Dimension of the imagination.

She will now join SpongeBob and Patrick in the imagination box. Then Jessica and her eldest daughterfreaked out, they called the police to start looking for her and then an old lady who we saw briefly earlier in the movie, who was previously Jessica's babysitter, starts laying out everything here and that too. old lady, her name was Gloria, you saw her before in the movie, but she's just as distant, so Gloria is talking to Jessica about being her babysitter and then the girl comes over and then the old lady immediately gets combative with the girl where says: you know you shouldn't interrupt us, we were in the middle of a conversation and then the girl says, oh, okay, maybe chony should eat you and then Gloria actually laughs and says: oh kids in your imagination, it's great until they get violent, basically, like I thought Gloria was about to start beating this kid's ass like I was about to throw a set here and get pugilistic on her like Gloria was immediately weird, but then they saw her here during the disappearance of the girl and began to tell the older brother to look at the imagination, that imaginary friends are usually real.

They are benevolent and helpful spirits that children grow up from, but sometimes there are evil spirits that latch onto a child and feed on their imagination and Jessica had such a creative and vibrant imagination that that imaginary friend didn't want to lose her, so in He actually stole Jessica. in the imagination, Dimension and Jessica finally escaped, but now he has lived in that house for all these years and has taken the girl Alice to try to get Jessica back, so we have to do something, so now they have recruited The Avengers here. They have Gloria, the elderly geriatric octogenarian, they have Jessica and they have the eldest daughter, they perform the ritual themselves, open the portal and face Chony directly, who takes the form of a really ferocious bear and Gloria reveals herself as a villain. where they are caught in the imagination by the V Dimension because Gloria said that Chony gave her the directions to where they would be promised this land of Freedom where they can be young again their imagination comes to life the imagination has power here this and that and then eventually it is slapped by chony, dragged into a room and then explodes in an explosion of blood, that's how Gloria dies.

It's also the only death in the movie, for some reason, sorry my nose was running because this is actually making my sinuses swell. but yeah Gloria is now dead and no one cares so they go on and on looking for Alice, they finally find Alice who initially doesn't want to leave until Jessica starts breaking things and then Alice says "This is fun, I'll start" . breaking things okay I'm ready to go bye chony and then chony just lets them go but then grabs Jessica like you're not going to leave. I really like your imagination, so you'll stay here with me and again he's still at it. giant bear shape and it looks terrible, it looks absolutely terrible.

I don't know if I understand that these movies are supposed to be low budget, but you can do better creature designs, from a design perspective, you can do better than what this has to offer. maybe just don't show it so blankly because then you'll really see all of her flaws, so this damn throwaway animatronic bear from Five Nights at Freddy's takes her away and then she's saved by the older brother who grabs her and drags her out of there, but then there's another twist because it turns out she didn't actually save her, it wasn't a happily ever after ending.

Jessica is still there and then they just repeat it where the girl comes in and saves her again and then they burn the house down. I skipped quite a bit of the movie, but it doesn't matter, you're not going to see it anyway, no one was planning to, but I already went there and saw it, so I just have to talk about it because it's so stupid. It's so dumb that it's a movie that was made just to put it out there to try to get some money out of it because it's so cheap that you're going to make a profit off of it like it's a smart business strategy and I always said that about Blum House, it's a strategy really clever commercial and there's probably some sort of tax write-off element as well.

I imagine these movies are imaginary, they suck, like this is in Point Points, funny, bad, I'll say. There were definitely funny bad moments, but it still wasn't worth watching by any means, but hey, yeah, that's imaginary in a nutshell, there's nothing good about it. I guess there are a couple of decent ideas and by couple I mean one. where, like the twist, the bear was never really there and then, I guess, the false ending, which had no meaning and didn't really do anything. I guess it was a creative idea too, but they also let that twist stay as two. seconds where they take her out and then immediately it's a happily ever after and she says no I'm still here and then they immediately take her out and then it's the real happily ever after it's just I don't know bad movie very bad movie.

It's really about that see you around