Worst Soulja Boy Consoles Ever 3! - Rerez

At the end of last year and beginning of 2019, famous artist Soulja Boy was trying to enter the video game market. Here on the rez we talked about some of the items his website had to offer, ranging from emulation boxes potentially full of unlicensed roms to shoddy knockoff laptops. to newly built

consoles

tailored to a specific Chinese market, all

consoles

and handheld devices were items readily available through other websites, most with prices noticeably lower than what Soulja Boy was offering, ladies and gentlemen, the dust has finally settled on the rise of the Soulja gaming console, Hardware games for sale and Soulja Boy websites are looking very sparse these days; in fact, Soulja game.com, the original website tailored to gaming hardware sales, now takes you directly to the 3ds page of Nintendo's official website.

Oh, if for some reason you thought about our trip! with Soulja Boy ended, well, I would be completely wrong. There's more in our video above. We mentioned that Soulja Boy's website had included a portable DVD player that came with a selection of video games. It sure had piqued our interest, but we n

ever

thought it would. We ended up meeting one, but we were really unlucky, I guess, because we finally found one and it came to the back headquarters. Yes, it doesn't look exactly like the DVD player that was advertised on Soulja Boy's website, but the internal components do. almost identical, most importantly, the game disc advertised on the portable display of the original Soulja game is the exact same disc included here, that's the most important thing of all, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't excuse the hardware.

This is Bayi's portable DVD player. This may be the

worst

Soulja Boy system of anything we've seen so far. Yes, it can. This might not only be the

worst

Soulja Boy console we've

ever

seen, but it might also be the worst gaming hardware we've ever played. It's a big deal for me: the bayi has a built-in display, a video output with built-in battery, and even has the ability to view aerial TV, which no longer exists in North America. It has a screen that can rotate. One hundred and eighty degrees in any direction plays DVDs, music CDs, and even comes with its own one hundred percent authentic fake Apple headphones.

If you didn't know any better, you'd think it was a cool, versatile little multimedia device, but if you've seen the other videos in this series, you probably know where it's going. The device itself feels incredibly tacky and surprisingly light. Yes, the screen rotates, but how many times will it rotate before breaking? Nobody knows. The little two rubber feet on the bottom of the system quickly stain any surface you place it on, which totally ruined my desk. Wonderful, upon closer inspection of the device you will probably notice the letters EVD stamped on the drive casing. We assume it was a misspelled DVD logo to dodge. rights issues and well, that's true, but there's more.

EVD stands for Enhanced Versatile Disc. It is an optical disc format developed with support from the Chinese government intended to avoid the royalty costs associated with the DVD format itself, but will still play DVDs. It also plays EVD discs which unfortunately were a big hit, as far as we know there were only four films released in the format of the House of Flying Daggers director's cut but there was another one that was a bit confusing, yeah there's probably a reason why I picked that movie out of everything else out there, but I have no idea what that reason could have been.

So far this may look like a typical bottom shelf portable DVD player, but as we said before, this is also a gaming system, so of course all gaming systems. You need a game controller and the BIII has one included. Now I use the term controller in the best way possible here, this game controller doesn't work, worst input mechanism we have ever used. I mean, where do we start looking at it? It's incredibly small. Yes, it feels incredibly cheap to the touch like everything else included in the body, but I also don't know how to compare it.

It feels like two feathers stuck together with saliva. It's incredibly lightweight in the worst way imaginable. The four faces. The buttons fail Polly squished like soggy marshmallows and the d-pad feels like squishy used gum and if you're unlucky enough and play too hard with any of the games, they'll actually fall out of one place and you'll have to do it. clumsily shoving them back into the controller case, normally there is information printed on a controller, but surprisingly the entire unit is unmarked, I mean apart from the barely readable labels of the mode and the home button, but perhaps the most offensive of This controller feels like if I ever got into a heated moment of gaming and quickly threw it away, the cable would slide out of the pad effortlessly.

I can't stress this enough, it really feels like it's barely been beaten, but controllers, no matter the quality, are nothing without games to play. this little disk there are 300 games amazing, well yes actually so let's boot the system and come on Kate stop this is the bayi logo the P is backwards the Y looks like a V and the YZ looks like no be able to decide in which direction they should. expensive, but the best thing about this home screen is the slogan directly below the logo. They are unique, enjoy every moment. What does that mean?

They like this slogan so much that they stuck it on the double-mounted disc players. Anyway, you take every moment directly. After that splash screen, we jump straight into the game menu and the first thing you'll see is Amigo's Sega Samba with a collection of games to choose from on the side. I'm going to make this very clear, Samba de Amigo will not be activated. On the system, what you'll get are tons and tons of stolen Famicom and NES roms, each listed on page after page of what is essentially a DVD menu. Every time you go to another page you will see illustrations stolen from some video game or anime cartoon, does anyone remember pepperin because it suits me well, how about boooo cha cha no no?

I don't know, I don't know what that is. Going back to the games, it seems like there are a lot of them, but in reality there really are. t 300 many of the titles here are duplicates and in some cases they may say one thing but it turns out to be another game that already appeared on the list and even then you may have bad luck like I had selecting Mickey from page 27. Tried load and then nothing happened. A black screen appears. This forced me to reboot the system. Not only do you have duplicate games, but you also have some that completely bricked your console or irritated you.

There are games here that you can play or at least turn it on, let's take a look at Burger Time now yes this is the wrong aspect ratio but other than that it looks pretty decent right now let's turn on the audio hmmm that's the hum that You hear it and it is present in all the games we are going to play, but if you pay close attention to the main character's movements and the events that happen on the screen, you will notice something that is a little strange: all the music and sound effects They are terribly late.

Well, let's try Donkey. Kong and see what happens hmm, there's that weird humming noise again and everything is lagging now look, it looks like you can play these games pretty decently, but the sound works against you, you'll expect to hear a sound at a certain point and when it doesn't happen, it will completely ruin you during the game, but if you were really desperate and just had to play the games on the system, I suppose you could play them silently, otherwise they would probably drive you crazy, oh look. fell into the copy of Hogan's Alley now friends, you may not be aware of this game, but for those who are familiar, what is the one thing you need to play it?

That's right, Nintendo Zapper, which is not compatible with this system, so Wasted space by putting a game here, you will never be able to play now, not all other games suffer from these problems, but what you will find is enough grip to take a minute of this review, simply reposition the laser. First place, yes, during our game, the laser that reads the disc crashed and couldn't read any disc we put in the machine, including the one that was already there. Now I naturally assume that the drive was filled with so many bad games that he tried it. destroy itself, but it turns out that this machine cannot perform its basic functions without crashing.

When this happens to you while using the system, you will need to reach into the optical disk drive and replace it. place that's Soulja Boy's equal seal right there watch me rip it watch me roll anyway let's get back to the games let's try the con and you know for 30 seconds the game seems to run fine but then the frame rate drops to halfway through and the audio starts to glitchy, frame rate drops, never comes back, you just hear the iconic stage ending music, oh it sounds like someone is punching an NES to death, the exact same problem can be find in other games like The Goonies, a couple of seconds later. the game and then everything slows down now, unlike before we were talking about the audio being an issue, the game here is also affected making it essentially unplayable. inputs drag down and it becomes too difficult to time precision movements, maybe you are not familiar. with goonies, but how about Megaman?

Just look at how bad it is playing, you won't survive, let me remind you that this is all being played with a controller that feels like it's made of paper mache, now let's try gouge, I mean gallica, oh them. I couldn't even get the name right again. This has the problem of slowdown. You might assume that because this is a shooter, slowing down might make the game a little easier, but that's simply not the case. Normally, in the first bonus stage, I can get a perfect. Score on an original NES with an original controller here, although not a possibility, but perhaps the game that really brings it all home is this strange knock-off version of Super Mario Brothers or Peace Castle Two.

I guess this game seems to run worse than any other game. We've seen the gameplay so slow and your actions so delayed that even a lone Goomba that would otherwise pose no challenge can turn into a boss battle that will halt your progress entirely when it comes to the other games on this disc. You'll come across title after title of games you've probably never heard of, while some of them may have been fun games in their own right on their original platform, each and every game has some sort of issue running on it. this system and friends.

This is not an exaggeration, there is not a single game that runs like it is supposed to here and what is so shocking is that this is essentially a DVD player capable of running DVD quality videos, which in reality ago, it is much more. processor and consumes more power than an NES game, that alone makes its inability to run any of these games truly incredible, but here we are, but let's not forget it because of that laser problem we encountered at the time. beginning of this article. video where you had to put it back in place, it can't even be used properly as a DVD player for very long until it stops working, making this whole system a gigantic portable rip-off.

We had a great time taking a look. on Soulja Boy products and you know I don't want to discourage any entrepreneurs from trying to make video game consoles cheaper and more accessible to consumers, but what you have here with all these platforms is stolen software that is mass produced somewhere gray legal. area that effectively tricks consumers into thinking they are getting something they are not actually going to get, we are seeing more classic systems being officially produced now than ever, which is a clear sign that classic video games have a future with tons from Profits Can Be Made, but for a brief moment we were all talking about Soulja Boy and while many people want to make fun of what he was trying to accomplish, he clearly had the vision to buy cheap, useless hardware and sell it five times over.

Cost didn't take off this time, but maybe one day in the future we'll see more of Soulja Boy.