WORST PUNISHMENT YET | OT 18

We all laugh, it's a great moment. Please welcome your good friend Cory Cotton! I have to fix that. I will say that I did not expect you. I was waiting for this boy. Oh yeah, he's a good friend of mine. You know, last weekend we were duck hunting and we got a couple of beavers. You know, we attacked the ducklings, but, man, the beavers, they showed up. And we didn't actually harvest them, we kept them as pets. That's Betty Lou and Betty Sue. Yeah, I just hope you don't notice the stools out there. They'll cut those fools down, arrarrarrarr.

So what is your favorite color? Great, I don't care. Listen, I'm going to spin it around, you'll see, we'll laugh. Here we go, three, two, one. Ticket or ticket. Can you do that? Can you turn it? Do I have to do whatever your spin does? In three, two, one. Pop! Yeah! I'm telling you right now, the show is not rigged, but today it is. The wheel is fun and ready. I can't wait to see the pictures of you sleeping in a bed on the beach. It will itch, you will get a rash, it will get unpleasant.

Send that unfortunate man away! You go that way, I'll go that way. See you later. Cory, let me be the first to welcome you to the DP Motel. Wow, what a beautiful place. Beautiful accommodations. You have a bed, a side table and a phone charger. You didn't even have to pay extra for it. Do you want me to tuck myself in right now? I think it's time to do it. Pour it. Yes absolutely. OMG I love this. Just a fuck. Just a little spritz to start. It feels like I'm seasoning a nice steak right now. Sometimes I like to get a little bit of this and just make one of these.

And then at this point, I think we just do one of these. Oh! And then that will be... Covers on. --the beginning. Okay, and that's bag one of 30. So I'll be right back. Did you just say 30? That's what I heard. I did you a favor, I bought some glasses. So that? You are welcome. Oh that's nice. Special delivery! Hey, let me know where you want it dropped off. Yes. Somewhere in here. Close your mouth! Just a good layer of dust everywhere. This is wonderful. This is impressive. Little else comes out. Yeah! Someone wrap that man up.

Have a good night, Cor! See you, Ty! Hello, good evening friend. Are they serious? Yes. Okay, turn off the lights. Hey, do you want me to turn off your lamp or do you have it? You're going to have to do it. Alright. I don't know what to do. There's no way I can sleep. I'm really doing this. So I'll sleep here all night. I will be checking with you periodically. Here goes nothing. I am in trouble. Ah, everything is fine. This is a bad situation. I have sand in my eyes and I was going to wipe it off with my shirt, but I have sand in my shirt, so.

My entire team is a Cory fan. Love you guys. What a journey we have taken. I'm Cory and I eat dog food like cereal. Oh, this is great. I'm not sure why anyone watches this show. It's stupid. Apparently 4:07. One of the longest nights of my life. Sand in my ears, sand in my teeth. Oh, my back feels bad. In case the kids aren't happy with the fact that I put a big piece of semi-clean sheet over my pillowcase, their lawyer can call mine. Say it with me, it's unfortunate. Can you fix her hair? My question is, do you think it would have been better to sleep on a beach or sleep in a bed?

Beach, for sure. The beach would be much better. It is the contrast of the softness of the sheets with the sand. I like how you try to be an expert on what it was like. How many more segments do we have before I can go home and shower? One. Oh, and guess what? This is perfect. That? The 10 best cereals for the morning. Well done! It's time to meet the 10 best cereals! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Top 10 Cereals. And I'm sorry. In good faith I can't go any further knowing that pumpkin seeds and flax are on this board labeled as grains.

And for that reason... No! --That shouldn't be in the cereal aisle. How are we going to sit here and make fun of flax and whatever and you still have a cereal called Basic Four on the board? Terrible cereal, how well do they make their box? Oh. I would like to request three consecutive repetitions of that. Hoo. Should we make it to the top ten? I think so. I think we should. A lot of people expect me to say, "Well, he'll only like cereal with 80 grams of sugar." Mini frozen wheats. Oh yes yes. Number 10 on the board.

They only put frosting on one side. Hey, my wrist hurts. If you broke your wrist during a cereal segment... Number nine, number nine, let's go. Number nine. When I eat cereal, it is a benefit for me if there is variety. And that's why, for me, number 9, you can't go wrong with Lucky Charms. So late in the... those are the top five. No. You know they only sell marshmallows now. I was about to say that. I have a big confession to make. Cory and I never grew up eating lucky charms. I'm not sure I've ever had any.

I've never tried any. Alright? Here we go. Let's connect however I choose. I'm marked. Are you ready? I have my choice. Me too. Oh no. No. Ah! Isn't that what you were looking at? Honeycomb! Oh, I totally thought you were going to use Honey Smacks. They have the

worst

aftertaste ever. That's the best part, is that they last forever. That's why they are on the board. Can I try some? I have never had it. Yes. Let me describe what you are about to try. It's a fat bag of starched leather. Have you never tried a Honey Smack?

I'm not sure I did either. That's in my top 10. No. Yeah, not great. Hey, speaking of dry cereal, can we all talk about what is the best dry cereal to eat alone? Whoa Whoa. I was just going to point out one. Real quick, is this your program? No, it's not. I forgot, I must have forgotten. Five, six and seven arrive hot. If you're angry about this, I can't help you. You have to stop looking. Yuck! Captain Crunch with berries? Yes. Yes. Very solid. In no particular order, interchangeable middle row. Any of these three, I would happily walk into my pantry any morning, see them, and be happy to have a bowl.

I will say that I have never had a berry crisp, but the other two are phenomenal. Dude. Wait, I'm sorry. Could you remind me how we became friends? On to the chocolate cereal! Cocoa Krispies, hurry up and put it on the board. I agree with Cory, yes. The CTC hasn't even been captured yet. Shingle. There are cereals on this table that I personally have not tried. And the fact that there is a Twinkie cereal that I haven't tried...neither have I. We need a group test. It's try it, and then it's choose or punt, and I'm going for the majority.

They don't feel as good as I expected. One, two, three, clear. I do not like. Nice try. Oh. Hershey's Kisses. Do we have milk? Good cereal doesn't need milk. Cocoa Puffs have been around forever. Rate that. I'm taking a beating in this episode. I'm having a hard time figuring out how you're going to place Honeycomb and Fruity Pebbles on the board. I can alleviate one of those for you. We will relieve the honeycomb by throwing it in the trash. Oh. Here's the deal. Honeycombs are like Pops. I have to go, dad. Here's my shot for dad.

That's why he's not in my top 10. The horrible bag. Remember? Memory. And then every time you opened it, it did one of these all the time. Yes as always. This number four will be a unifying yes across the board, across America and around the world. Apple jacks. Number four, Reese's Puffs cereal. It's so good. Dad's gum is so good. Number Three. No, he's kidding, he's kidding. He would never do. You haven't even eaten grape nuts. My mom went through a phase in 1992 where she was like, oh, this is healthy for you. It's gravel! It looks like ground meat.

Let me have some. You're going to throw up if you try. If someone gives him a garbage can, he will have to vomit. I didn't even try it. Oh. If I throw the nuts... No. And I have to face retaliation from this side, I need a million likes. Open the mouth. There is no sugar, it is pure gravel. I made a deal with the viewers and I'm going to go out on a limb and say they'll do it for me. Oh! How come that wasn't a punt? Number Three. Crispy cookie. It's not my favorite. Not even in my top 10.

Not even in your top 10? Too many cookies. It's about to be the best cereal ever. Answer me this. How are you going to place Trix, Captain Crunch and Fruity Pebbles in the top two? First of all, Trix are for kids. Secondly, Fruity Pebbles instantly... Delicious? --turns into mush. Please don't leave it. Do you know what this is worth? Please don't leave it. He doesn't deserve the punt. Can I hold it? I'll take them home. Stick it out. It's like skittles on a spoon. Stick it out. Yabba-dabba-doo! Let me try. I'll be honest again, I never had these.

Not even once. Hey. Hey! They should be up there. They should have been up there. But it's too late, we already have the top 10. You could say that number two is number one in the world. GOAT cereal, but number two on my list... Can I choose it? That's all. Nice. That's a great choice. Do you want it to finish number one? Because I know. There are cereals that do not deserve to be on this board. Can we remove them? Yes, top row. Crispy oat bran. Shredded wheat. Annie is organic, you lost me at the O. Ty, that should be on the board.

Number one, and if you're not going to do it, give it to me. When did Dunkin' enter the cereal game? I don't know, but I want to try it. Let's keep this here in the office for the next week. That's a good cereal. Honorable Mention. Number one. Can you reach it? You need my help? Oh, that was a brick! Hey, that's the one I want to try. Ladies and gentlemen, the number one cereal in the world. Ty, Ty, time out, time out. You have to get some of this. You have to try them. Is incredible. Dude, can you imagine milk in that?

Wash it? The Funfetti guy. This is my program. Oh my god oh! Careful, careful. I like that. What are the rules? Ladies and gentlemen, the world's number one cereal we will join in happy #nonspon joy, but I would love to be. So crunchy it hurts your tastebuds, but so good... Captain Crunch. --play it-- Captain Crunch. No. Are you kidding me? No. Thanks later, gentlemen. Come here, enjoy a dish. Leave. No, You can not. I'm leaving, I'm done. You can not go away! The segment is over. Let's do it. I will say that that is absolutely phenomenal.

I've never tried it before. Thanks for watching the top 10. I have a doctor's appointment. We'll go back to the desk, sign it real quick and then just thoughts and prayers for my doll. Thanks guys. Value that. There's a reason you guys chose me to be Dude Perfect's beacon of light. And I thank you. Comment below right now if you want someone else to be in the top 10. I have great news. Tell me. I'm going to have a fourth child. No way. That would be crazy. No, the big news was that we created a behind-the-scenes show for the first time in eleven years.

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