Woody Woodpecker Show | 1 Hour Compilation | Cartoons For Children

I need you to scan the channels and stop at 47. Stop there and would you? turn up the volume now don't move for let's say a week while we make some very technical adjustments just doing a service check mister walrus how's your cable service doing? to pass you off as a gable man i will be watching you closely red that cable service is licensed to mr walruses tv and there is only tv here hmm if the cable is connected to wally's tv thats fine with me the neighbors should share and share a like welcome to swedish channels cooking with meatballs followed by the hit game

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oh boy wants a green card today's recipe is titled cooking with plutonium we will turn the average dachshund into the super dachshund first we must boil the stand but not any water available for a short time only to use viewers of the Swedish channel for only thirty dollars a month call the number that appears on your screen and order now now pour two cups of water from the Swedish fjord in the wait a minute the cable is registered in Wally's name so you can only watch the cable at Wally's house no problem hmm this is strange this is yours forget that satellite cable is the best reception on the planet three two one and the best part is that now it is for free I will never be able to watch the Highland games you are arrested for violation of airspace violation of international satellite treaties violation of local and federal zoning laws and generally having a bad idea you can't arrest me, I can't, but he can oh boy we have the highland games the only games here are mail chess and a little fun the boys call hey what are you looking at now? my version of what are you watching highland games, could you at least turn up the volume, sail the seas, see the world, free food, oh boy, that's for Wait for me, you've got the wrong sailor, ooh, a party fancy dress at sea, cha-cha-cha, that's something I could participate in. roll call to the food line, okay, yes, cork, hello and someone, captain redwood, say your name, thompson, wait, I'm not thompson.

What do you mean you're not Thompson? He will pick you up at the dock as you wanted. Ah, this is getting boring. I'm here for the free food. If you're not Thompson, what's your name? So, ah, it would be Woody, Army Hearty. a good sailing name, but where is your sea leg, sea leg, I see leg, every real pirate has a sea leg, do it with friends, he is not a pirate captain, no sir, he is one of those creatures earthlings, hey, I'm not a land loving captain, he took your sword, take back my sword, his scourge of the seven seas, boys, we got like stowage and you know what that means, yeah, actually, no, no , no, as such, no, what happens when you do something wrong, they punished us exactly, so we should punish him. he hmm I can't do that I don't know how to do that oh boy let's raise it and feather it but I've got feathers now and we're out of tar take it to the shelf to the shelf oh shoot guys I'm too short to tie myself to the shelf.

I'll go home now, not too fast, lover. I mean, will the plank ever walk on the plank. Now a vacation. This is enough food, oh wait, ah, I can be useful to you, oh. Well, I'm a

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, what's a woodpecker? I don't know, no, we don't need any sticks or woodpeckers, it looks pretty, ah, can you make a skull and crossbones? There's nothing like a pint of beer, oh that's ginger. beer,

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, what are we going to do now, captain? Well, we've raided other ships, yes, plundered, oh yes, and we sang that yoo-hoo-hoo song, I think so, sir, well, then I guess there's nothing left, we've done it all like a pirate.

I couldn't do any more adventures, how about a mutiny? What's that? A mutiny is like a big party and you can take over the ship, oh boy how about we have a mutiny party? You will pay for this. Okay, idiots, I'm the captain now. and I say we're heading safely bye bye bye now see ya you hate beer bye huh oh boy free grip schmorg is born that's for me right? It's all a cruel trick pirates on the ships with the shelf and the cart of boards and with feathers hello finally they were ghosts very funny man ghost pirates crazy backpacker no wait oh no not again oh boy the business sucks winnie's salon is killing my shopkin wig I have to get myself some big clients oh one beauty day hairdresser wanted hmm I know exactly the guy Hi I'm Leroy and I'm your man for work.

Well, I sure could use the help. I am overwhelmed. How about Petey and I go first? Is there any way you can include me first? Not me, please, Winnie, you're hired. just let me know if you need anything and I'll see you later. All I need is some of your clients. I'll give you a shampoo that will make you nervous. Follow me ladies, we'll get you. washed first my hair must be handled very carefully I want Peachy's hair just like mine I need a shampoo and wax for my legs and your dog too oh it made me laugh oh this is delicious how am I going to be oh my that's all Okay, oh yeah, okay, uh, relax now.

Can I look in the mirror? Can I take a look too? Well you obviously have no experience in the hair business, come with me ladies, I know how to help you. My brother can. Fix them, shiny girls, as well as you do. What happened now? I've lost all my best clients. Girl, you look wonderful. Wait a moment. I have it. It matches her red lips. Oh right? I have just one for you, ma'am, that's totally it. You, this scam is waking up big shiny scouts, it equates to tons of moving now to steal more of Willie's clients.

I just don't understand how this happened. I didn't do anything different today yoho, oh Winnie, huh, she must have left all the best for me. so that's what he was he's not a hairdresser he's a hairdresser if you want to make it in the hair business you have to know how to cut it this vulture will get what's coming to him ladies wait can I explain his hair to you it wasn't my fault it was that fake vulture leroy Come on I'll try it there's a culprit caught in the act all this in the name of dirty wig money oh ladies please give me some air I feel saved don't believe that nasty woodpecker on me try it Come on pretty boy shut up oh , are you okay ladies, are you kidding me?

I think we look great, yes, peachy and I finally agree. Look how silky and soft my legs are now thanks to your shampoo. Keep it up, hooray, keep it up, hurry up, keep it up. mother nature i'm not here oh yes you are you can't fool mother nature mr woodpecker our report

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s there are 550,000 pets behind even the laziest woodpecker you're being demoted to pigeon but i'm no longer a woodpecker now you are a pigeon, no, I'm a woodpecker, you can't do this to me, please mother nature, I have to be promoted back to woodpecker, do a good job as a pigeon and you'll be eligible for a review in no time. let's put this show on the road where the drinks and sandwiches are aha mother nature told me to wait for you to sit down we pigeons have been having a problem regarding our coverage as you can see the statues have gone down by 23 percent our coverage in cars has maintained a constant increase, yes, but there is always room for improvement.

Now, let's get going. Oh, I see a first day and you're already loosening up the smart guy from him. Now you shake your tail feathers. I see, you'll never get a promotion again. where the woodpecker now takes care of those statues yes I knew he was a fool for the word wood how does he expect to cover his area now? All set, sir, that's impossible, full coverage, sir, but it's not like that, how did he do it? That has to be a pigeon registry, you're up to something and when I find out what it is, I'll see you demoted to a dodo bird, okay pigeons, starting today the company is bringing back an old pigeon, wait, we're putting together a squad of Carrier pigeons once again, hey.

But this time no more little messages tied to the leg This is the era of pigeon delivery Well, I guess I'd better go I can't talk Now there's work to do and no time for fun To new york to detroit to cleveland to seattle oh barabora Well, I finished my deliveries. You could also enjoy some of that free time at the beach. Excellent, we'll be done with this business in no time. Where is that good-for-nothing woodpecker? What is this? Well, sir, I forgot to deliver a package. return to sender oh nimrod this was across town follow me and i'll show you how to deliver a royal dove it sure is heavy what took you so long mac beauty you're up to something woodpecker and remember my words, I will arrest you.

If it's the last thing I do as a pigeon, apparently we have competition from these guys, your swallows, they are approaching our crumb collecting territory, let's show these swallows what it means to be a pigeon, hurry up, hurry up, step forward, go Go. three one way tickets to san juan capistrano, go ahead, free tickets for any drink in good faith, keep going, keep going, no pushing, there's enough seats for everyone, yeah, why don't we do it, let's do it now, what's your trick, Woody, oh, just a crummy little idea? Get it wrong, well, Woody, you've excelled at every job you've been given.

I see no reason why I shouldn't promote you back to woodpecker, oh joy, oh boy I love my beach, I can't wait to start pecking again. I knew it. It would turn out well mother nature mother nature I got it I have pictures

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has been scamming us all the time oh well but I already promoted it oh well you have to do something yes I know, turn him into a newt a stink bug how about an amoeba? No, I have a better idea. This is the life. It's good to be a woodpecker again. Mother Nature.

What a pleasant surprise? She was about to go to work. I have many trees to take care of. pack up just a second listen

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, you did so well on the pigeon training team that I have decided to promote you again another promotion which hawk eagle are you going to bring back the pterodactyl congratulations now you are in charge of training all the woodpeckers and here is your First student now Hello woodpecker, I'm here for six months of training and I want to record every second on tape, mother nature, wait a second, wait, wait, don't go.