Woody's Fake Vacation | Woody Woodpecker

watch TV on your super big screen TV to be exact? Well, flying lessons on the one hand and flying lessons with wings bander hell and hos and flow and a dream foreign pilot on the other hand. You, Woody, I have to stop him from spending that money on flying lessons and get him to buy the TV again. Say there are bander and fluid hoses. uh Seas Susan, don't call me Susan, but of course you knew that, right? a note on that right now, never call a big guy Susan, are you here for lessons? No, no, I'm here to tell you that you've finally been inducted into the Aircraft Hall of Fame.

My childhood dream came true. See you later, propeller head. Before long I'll have Winnie begging me to buy her big screen TV back, but of course you knew that, right? I'm all that, oh God, I'm yam, B wings, chicken, hose, fluid, ace, flying ace, but of course you. You knew that, didn't you? I want to learn to fly, oh you want to fly, isn't that so modern of you? Here's a plane for you, hey, you see, I study very quickly, well, then, quickly, I will study my home of instruction. Video looks best on, say, a big screen TV.

I'm more of a practical, come on, what's this kind of girl? Wings is to try uh G force plus G's plus uh no Pat I'd like to solve the puzzle I'll have Winnie begging to go home and watch TV in no time. Okay, Mom, now that you've survived the G-forces, let's see how you handle the parachute. Why don't you go home and watch a flying ace on TV? Eh, more like flying? Unfortunately, okay, Woody, I'm going to call your bluff. I'm going to make you earn your wings or fly. I'm ready for my first flight. Mr.

Bander House and hos and fling. Is this the correct button? Clever, what are they? are you doing why am I flying I'm flying pull the brake is this the brake yes Winnie yes wait Winnie I'm going to save you okay? How difficult can this be? Maybe more difficult than I first suspected. The shortest distance between two points is. It's not always a straight line from the satellite uh-oh from the communication well, when the indulgent improvises, I'm coming Winnie, I'm coming, bubble bubblegum. I never leave home without it. Wow, that was exciting, wasn't it? Wings bander how and fluid hoses What you knew was me most of the time so why did you let me go through all that?

Oh, you have to admit it was more exciting than sitting at home watching TV. Woody Winnie, you still have the money. Let's buy your big screen TV now. please no way Woody we're using it next Saturday for shark cage diving don't go I'll be back soon with another cartoon sailing the seas seeing the world free food oh boy that's for me , so where is everything that awaits me? You've got the wrong sailor ooh, a costume party at sea, cha cha cha, now that's something I could get into. Food line roll call POI here Cory hello Thompson Thompson Thompson oh Thompson Thompson a and someone Captain Redwood calls you Thompson wait I'm not Thompson what do you mean you're not Thompson?

He picked you up at the dock like you wanted. Ah, this is getting boring. I'm here for the free food. If you're not Thompson, what's your name? So it will be Woody aryy, that's a good sea. name, but where is your sea leg, sea leg, sea leg, every real pirate has a sea leg, don't we come across his? I can't two things, one he's not a pirate captain, no sir, he's one of those land creatures, hey, I'm no, land lover Captain, he took your sword, get my sword back, his SW, he'll be the infamous Pate Woody mck pcker, scourge of the seven seas, oh that's going to hurt the boys, we got us a tent and you know what that means, yeah, actually, no, no. no, not as such, no, what happens when you do something wrong, they punish us exactly, so we should punish him, punish him.

I can't do that, I don't know how to do it, oh boy let's just TIR and feather it, but I've done it. We've already made feathers and we don't have to carry it to the rock, yeah, it's time for the Rock to shoot, guys, I'm too short to tie it to the rack. I'm going home now, no. So fast there L lover h I mean are the board will ever walk on the board the the all good now War a

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He hasn't had anything like a pint of beer, oh that's ginger ale kittens, what are we going to do now? Captain, well, have we raided other ships? Yes, looted, oh yes. Have we sung that Yo Ho Ho song? I think so, sir, so I guess there's nothing left. We have done everything that the pirate could not do more. Adventure, how about a mutiny? What's that? A riot is like a big party and you can take control. the ship, oh boy, how about we have a mutiny party? I love a good M, why will you pay for this?

Okay, hyssop, I'm the captain now and I say we're heading safely, bye, bye, see you around, be good, look. later, eh, boy, grab free, schoras, boy, that's for me, no, Ollie, no, it's all a cruel trick. The pirates and the ships with the shelf, the plank cart and the feathers. Hello, finally, they were ghosts. Man, very funny. Ghost pirates. Crazy Vacker. No, wait, oh no, again, oh boy, the business sucks. Winnie's Salon is killing my wig shop. I have to get some clients H. oh, a beauty day. Looking for a hairdresser. I know exactly the guy.

Hi, I'm Leroy and I'm your man for the job, well, sure. I could use the help. I'm overwhelmed. How about Pachy and I go first? Is there any way you can include me first? Not me, please, Winnie, you're hired. Just let me know if you need anything and I'll see you later. The only thing I need is some of your clients I will give you a shampoo that will make your wig sure follow me ladies, we will wash you first my hair must be handled very carefully I want Peachy's hair just like mine I need a shampoo and wax for my legs and your dog too oh, it made me laugh oh this is delicious how am I going to be oh my, it's all good oh yes, it's okay uh you, relax now, can I?

Look in the mirror. Can I take a look too? Oh my god, what happened? She made me go B. What's terrible? Well you obviously have no experience in the hair business, come with me ladies, I know how to help you. My brother can fix you, bright girls. It's like New. What happened now. I've lost all my best clients. Girl, you look wonderful. Hang on a minute. I have it. Match your red lips. Oh right? I have just one for you, lady, that's totally you. This scam is. Awakening a shiny scalp equals Mrs. Mule now to steal more of Winnie's clients.

I just don't understand how this happened. I didn't do anything different today, oh Winnie, eh, she must have left me all the best, so that's what it was. he's not a hairdresser, he's a hairdresser, if you want to make it in the hair business you have to know how to cut it, this Buzzard will get what's coming to him, ladies wait, I can explain his hair to you, it wasn't my fault, it was that. Fake Buzzard Leroy, come on, pass him, there's the culprit, caught in the act, all this in the name of the dirty wig, money for him, oh ladies, please give me some air.

I feel satisfied, don't believe that nasty woodpecker about Mah. Try it. Carry on, Pretty Boy. Shut up, no, no, yay, are you okay ladies, are you kidding? I think we look great, yes, pachy and finally I agree. Look how silky and soft my legs are now thanks to your shampoo. Hooray, hooray, hooray, it's Mother Nature, ah! I'm not here oh yes you are, you can't fool Mother Nature Mr. Woodpecker, our report shows you are 550,000 pecs behind even the laziest woodpecker. You are being demoted to a pigeon, but I am no longer a woodpecker. Now you're a p no.

I'm a woodpecker, you can't do this to me, please, Mother Nature. I have to be promoted back to woodpecker. Do a good job as a pigeon and you'll be eligible for a review in no time. Okay, let's get started with this program. the path where the drinks and sandwiches are mother nature told me to wait for you to sit down we pigeons have been having a problem regarding our ear coverage, as you can see the statues are down by 23%, Our auto coverage has been steadily increasing, but there is always room for improvement, now let's get going, oh, I see the first day and you're already a lazy, smart guy, now shake your tail feathers or I'll see you'll never get a climb back to where the woodpecker was, now deal with that. statues yes, I knew he was lazy because of the word wood, how do he expect to cover his area now?

All set, sir, that's impossible, full coverage, sir, but how did you do it? It has to be a pigeon record, he's up to something and when I find out what it is, I'll see you demoted to a dodo bird, okay pigeons, starting today, the company is bringing back an old reserve pigeon, we're putting together a squadron of Carrier pigeons once again, hey, but this time no more little messages tied to the leg, that is. the pigeon delivery era well I guess I'd better go I can't talk now there's work to do and no time for fun to New York to Detroit to Cleveland to Seattle Bora Bora Bora Bora oh b b well I finished my deliveries might as well enjoy some of that free time on the beach, yeah, great, we'll be done with this business in no time, where's that good-for-nothing woodpecker?

Got it now, it's trapped, sir, what is this? Well, sir, I forgot to deliver a package, that's what it was. returned to sender oh you, Nimrod, this was on the other side of town, follow me and I'll show you how a real pigeon is delivered, it sure is heavy, what took you so long, Mac, you're up to something, woodpecker, and Mark my words, I will arrest you if it's the last thing I do as a pigeon apparently we have competition from these guys your swallows are closing in on our crumb Gathering territory let's show these swallows what it means to be a pigeon, hurry up, hurry up, step forward , go ahead, free one-way tickets for Sand One Cap Arano, hop on, free tickets for any Bonafide swallow.

Move on. Move on. No pushing, there are enough seats for everyone. Annual group trip. Yes, why don't we do it? Let's do it now. What's your trick? Woody, oh, just a mess. little idea, get it wrong, well, Woody, you've excelled at every job you've been given. I see no reason why I shouldn't promote you back to woodpecker, oh joy, oh boy I love my beak, I can't wait to start pecking again. I knew it would turn out well, mother nature, mother nature, I got it, I got pictures. Woody's been ripping us off the whole time, oh well, but I already promoted him, yeah, well you gotta do something, yeah, I know. turn it into a stink bug how about an amoeba?

No, I have a better idea. This is the life. It's good to be a woodpecker again. Mother Nature. Why what a pleasant surprise? He was about to start work. I have many. of trees to back up just a second listen Woody, you did so well on the pigeon training team that I have decided to promote you again another promotion which hawk eagle are you going to bring back the pterodactyl congratulations you are now in charge of training all the birds woodpeckers and here's your first student, hey woodpecker, I'm here for 6 months of training and I want to record every second on tape, mother nature, wait a second, wait, wait, don't leave me like this, no n.