Wonderland High - Part 1

Fear number one No one likes me. Do you ever feel like your life is a dream like you don't really control it? That's how I've been feeling lately last year, my mom died. I lived with my dad for a while, but he's always around. TR, so now grandma's house is my home. Today I started a new school. School in a big city. My old school was quite small. I've been nervous, so I decided that if I wrote down my fears it might help me deal with them. I'm not sure if it's working because I'm still nervous about fear number four, people will think I'm a nerd because I'm a bit Alison, honey, I left cool new clothes on your bed, so fear number five is that my clothes aren't It will be cool enough, beer number six.

I will do something embarrassing and people will laugh. Faith number seven, the school will be so big. I will get lost. Fear number eight. I'll just sing in front of people. I'm such a bad singer. Fear number nine. I'll forget my locker combination or something and we'll walk out into the hallway and everyone will think I'm a weirdo. Did I mention that no one likes me? Ally, there are some kids at the door for you that I'm not sure what they want most, come see. But I say hey, hey, we heard you moved, do you want to walk to school with us, guys, they always drop us off early, school starts in 20 minutes.

I thought it started at 9: Yeah, I bet you forgot to set your watch forward. Remember daylight saving time this weekend? No, I didn't do it right, we can wait, no, it's okay, I'll catch up with grandma and don't forget the map in your diary. I have it all on my phone, oh yeah, fear number 10, I'll be late. On my first day, okay, let's see where I'm going, okay, okay, relax, take a deep breath like a big breath, okay, let's see, first period, English room 213, hey, are you okay? Hello, hello, hey, hey, are you okay? Yes, it's just you.

Let's go to school yeah, come on, we're going to be late, the bell already rang oh no, that's just the warning belt, there's still one more, I know there are shortcuts, follow me, we can still get this way through the woods, Come on, wait. I come, wait, come on for real oh, this can't be happening hey, you did it, yeah, thanks for helping me, no problem, I'm

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of the school ambassador program, um, what's your name?, oh, It's R here, I've got you L up there, what's your? class oh it's my phone my schedule is on my phone I have to go okay I'm already late for English English yes room 2113 that's my first class oh great same thing follow me it's big don't worry it's a short time Why does everyone dress the same?

It's a school uniform. Am I going to get in trouble? Oh no, it's your first time. Nobody will care. It is a very quiet school. The students are kind and the teachers are super friendly. There are no clicks or intimidation. Oh that's good. because you know I've seen some movies like all those stupid things in movies don't happen here here's our class what's that hello who's there uh just leave it leave it what are you crazy don't leave me here I have a very important math test you have that go to the janitor he will contact him later he will be fine we can't just leave him that's so bad please please please you have to let me out my m is in about 5 minutes we should leave him He's the biggest nerd in school.

If you help him, then people will think you're a nerd too. Trust me last year, you thought I was his girlfriend. Let me get out of my mom exam in 10 minutes here, have some juice, I'm refreshing, but come on guys, you have to let me out of here this exam is worth a third of my grade. I have to get to class right now, it's the first one. day, you don't want to start the day like this, let's go to class, guys, please don't leave me here, you can't just leave me, guys, my test is so big, I have to get there, your combination, who is this Ally? look what your combination lock is oh thank you so much Ally you are a lifesaver 17443 oh oh oh oh my god I can't see where my glasses are are you wearing them oh yeah that's okay thank you uh can you get my folder mask please? oh, I have to be so bad, thank you so much Alie, I owe you one, that's okay, oh, it's so bright, oh, the wrong way, the wrong way, I'm burd Allie, thank you, don't mention it, you'll Love it, Mr.

Friendlyley, you are so kind. now class we will begin our poetry presentations that Porsche roses are red violets are blue no one is perfect but I am beautiful original eloquent what grade would you like I think she deserves an A+ at least I worked hard on this one I think I deserve more A++ very good fact, that's Porsha, she's the principal's daughter, she once got a teacher fired by giving him a B, she basically runs a school, good to know now, she's going to be a very hard act to follow, Arlene, please, your turn Mr. Friendly, I was sick last week.

I wasn't here for the homework, well I'm glad you're feeling better, please delight us with your poetry, but I didn't do the homework very well, an F for Arlene, no, but she was sick, no excuses, but she was . I was. I held her by her hair while she was vomiting. The homework is due today but she didn't even know. Could I turn it in tomorrow? Is it tomorrow today? I thought you said the teachers here were nice, sometimes he gets a little grumpy, uh, please. please don't give me enough my parents will kill me yes give her a grade grubber f f f f f f f f f f less it's my fault I'm the one who made her sick please just give her a second chance

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school is to prepare you for the real thing In the world and in the world There really are no second chances, so get used to it ASD, your turn.

I wish my best friend Arlene was with me because this is a poem I couldn't have written without her and I'd like to split my mark. with her whatever I get because she would do the same for me the poetic form we chose is an ode this is called ODed to the posters on my bedroom wall it already sounds pathetic I want to be like Katie Perry living my life like a teenage dream I want be like Miley Cyrus living my life on MTV, dreaming, oh my god how embarrassing I want to be like Kristen Stewart drinking blood in a Hollywood world, okay, okay, thank you.

I can see several problems with this poem. Can anyone identify any of them? they suck and it's not an ode either, an OD is an address to a

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icular topic, not a pathetic dream, I'll give it a d oh, mister friendly, she's splitting, Mark, remember, so it should be lower, right? how about an L for lame or a? Oh oh my god, two FS, a total failure, that's so bad, oh mister friendly, mhm, I think it should be the new girl's turn. What new girl? Who are you? I'm Ally oh what a pretty name thank you couldn't your parents afford a uniform Ally I didn't realize the school had uniforms the students at Wonderland High have been expelled for not following the dress code it's your shopping order ready new girl no, it's my first day no excuses, this is

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school my worst fears are coming true why is this happening? for me please let me survive very nice very nice very nice a big hit delivery could be better but very well structured uh five syllables seven and five syllables again very well done a C+ thank you now everyone your king read essays for tomorrow 100 pages Hi Ruby, do you know I can find a uniform?

Try L and find where it is. Oh, take my map. It's on F6. F6. Okay, turn left, pass these loers and turn quickly right and then left. Then, halfway down the hall, take the stairs at one. level, turn right and then left at the second water fountain which will be on your right, pass the counselor's office and then turn right after reaching the janitor's room, don't worry you will smell it, take the stairs on your left to the floor with the mural follow the hallway to the right until you find F6, which will be on your left, good luck, I was able to fly, goodbye, awkward, new girl appears without uniform, sorry, it's a headline catchy for our video blog, what a video blog, wow, you are really new to Wonderland.

High 8 million followers worldwide What cave did you come from so what is the blog about? We humiliate people by videotaping them and putting them on the Internet. People love to see high school students suffer grades. Do not lie. We really wanted you to get out of class, you could have been our next victim, that is so wrong that you can't just videotape people and put it on the internet without their permission, in fact we can see that with so many followers advertising makes money for schools, so my dad lets us do whatever. We want him to be videotaping you right now.

Hey, you should come to our online talent show. The teenage dream. We're recording today after school. The winner will appear on national television. What would I do? You have to be good at something. Well, me. I'll think about it, hey, you never answered my question in class, who are you? I'm Ally, no, but I mean, who are you and what are you? geek JN prep punk you gotta be something if you ain't something good then you ain't nothing Allie Allie you saved my life thank you so much OMG I'm so sorry OMG yes thank you so much for letting me out of that pigeonhole.

I got to class right on time and took the exam with DEA, how can I? I thank you, it's okay, I'll even do something small. I will be your slave for life. No, I don't need to be a slave. I think she's a nerd. Do you really believe it? I'm not a big nerd in love. Do you have a locker still? Not yet, you don't know well. You can have mine. You already know the locker combination, which is pretty personal information, like the color of the underwear I'm wearing now. By the way, it's orange. It's like nature. document yes, about the mating rituals of wild animals, we will not meet, I have the class, Allie, wait, what a cute couple, fuck, hi, sorry, sorry, hi, do you know where the lost and found are, are you lost, yes, I think?

So well then you're halfway there, sorry, what are you looking for? I just need some clothes. It's just that what you've lost, I didn't lose any clothes, I just need to change, change what I am, you want to change who you are. I just need a uniform so I can fit in that's all do you think the lost and found has the lost and found has a lot of things if you're lost it's a good place to find yourself if you tell me where it is then maybe I already won't be lost what are you looking for I really don't understand what part of you is missing no part this is me I'm here and where is that I don't know so you're lost look I just want to fit where the loss is and I found out it's all around you you just need to look here There's a folder someone lost it I found it lost and found oh wait this is mine I'm not looking for a folder I just need something nearby right I can? have them if you want thanks good luck fitting the loser tool wannabe poser idiot another loser gamer geek school makes me sick we should make another thread bomb who's the rebel must be new what's up barbie doll what's up with the very modern style it's just My uniform?

Really your uniform, are you sure it's not an attempt to judge us? That's my jacket. I'm sorry, who are you? Maryanne Mary Beth. Okay, you want to fight us. No, what's wrong with you in anarchy? No I dont think so. Trying to be one of us you don't look like one of us you look more like a cheerleader you're a cheerleader raw raah raw are you raw ra raw can you do cartwheels look at the wavy hair do I have to be a cheerleader? I'm not a cheerleader I'm nothing this is my first day at school I have to be a cheerleader you are cheerleaders okay now you're dead get ready to die let me kill her no no no she's mine no, you have the last one it's my turn no don't even think about it you have the girl with the glasses you got the kid in the Justin Bieber t-shirt that was too easy still counts no way yes way no yes no mine no yes no yes you want to fight about it go ahead be little Sprouts guys stop look, don't fight, look, you two be me, me, me, don't look, you can have your jacket back, oh, so you're going to take it off now, well, yeah, what not.

I like it it's just not me what are you? so I don't know I just got here well this is us this is who we are take off this you disrespect us you don't want to disrespect us right no of course you don't I guess you'll leave it on and I guess this makes you one of us, but if you're going to be one of us, you have to do better than this, get your tools. Time to change the girls' room, I think. she's pretty weird, come on