Wolf Of Wallstreet Matthew McConaughey [FULL SCENE] [HD]

Totsky, no, no, thank you Mr. H, what can I bring on this glorious afternoon? Well, Hector, here's the game plan, he'll bring us two absolute martinis, you know how I like them, straight up and then precisely 7 and 12 minutes after that. He'll bring us two more, then two more after that every five minutes until one of us passes the exit. Excellent strategy sir. I'm fine with water for now, though thanks, it's your first day on Wall Street. time, thank you mhm, thank you Mr. Hannah, you can do drugs during the day and still function, still do your job, how else would you do this job?

Cocaine and prostitutes, my friend, I'm right. I must say I am incredibly excited to be part of your firm I mean the clients you have are absolutely the clients your only responsibility is to put meat on the table you have a girlfriend I am married I have a wife her name is Teresa she cuts hair congratulations thank you think In Teresa, the name of the game, move money from your client's pocket to yours, but if you can make one client's money at the same time, it's a win-win, they fix no number one rule of Wall Street, no one, no I don't care if you're Warren Buffett or if you're Jimmy Buffett nobody knows if a stock is going to go up sideways or in circles, least of all stockbrokers, right?

Everything is a fugazi, you know what a fugazi is, fugazi, it's fake, yeah, fugazi, fugazi. it's a wasi it's a dizzy it's a fairy dust it doesn't exist it never landed it doesn't matter it's not in the elemental table it's not real right okay stay with me MH we don't create we don't build Nothing, no, if you have a client who bought shares at 8 and Now he's at 16 and he's happy to want to cash out, settle, take his money and run home, don't let him do that, okay, because that would make it real. Right now, what are you doing?

You come up with another brilliant idea, a special idea, another situation, another action to reinvest his profits into Thena and he will do it every time because they are addicted and then you keep doing this over and over again while he thinks. He is getting rich, which he is on paper, but you and I, the brokers, take home cash through a commission. That's amazing sir, I can't express how excited I am. He should be. First, there are two keys to success in the brokerage business. everything, you have to stay relaxed, yes, you masturbate, do I?, I masturbate, yes, yes, I masturbate, yes, how many times a week, like um, three, three, four, three or four times, maybe increase those numbers, those are rookie numbers in this business.

I only masturbate at least twice a day wow, once in the morning right after working out and then again after lunch, really MH, it's okay, I want to do it, that's not why I do it, I do it because I need to think about it. We're dealing with numbers all day decimal points high frequencies bang bang digits everything very sour above the shoulders mustard mhm right M kind of Wick some people go out mhm right you gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing I keep the pace under the belt done this is not a tip this is a recipe believe me if you don't you will become unbalanced you will split your differential and roll over or worse yet I have seen this happen implode no I don't want to implode sir no no no no I'm on this long term, you know, yeah, implosions are ugly, yeah, go to the bathroom, work on one every chance you get and when you get really good at it, you'll pet it and I'll be thinking about the money.

The second key to success in this business is this little baby right here. Her name is cocaine. She'll keep you on your toes between your ears. It will also help your fingers die faster. Guess what's good for me? Yes sir. revolutions you follow revolutions keep the customers on the ferris wheel and keep going the park is open 247365 every decade every damn century that's the name of the game how kitty thank you mhm mhm let's go with a common denominator keep it up for me watch the money come in the parade Coming into town down Broadway it's a one way street whichever direction you go