Will It Sandwich? Taste Test

Today we ask the old question:

will

it be a

sandwich

? let's talk about that mythical good man in the morning, happy birthday, yeah, there's no better birthday present than gathering behind the desk, split screen, less baby, look at this, look at it, I can get it. on your screen look at that and this isn't recorded before the whole world changed no it's recorded now as it continues to change yeah we're back in the studio and it's just us and Stevie hey guys we have a big empty abyss studio there hello Stevie you're here I know it's so good to be but I usually can't see you oh sorry and we have a crew joining us remotely but there are only three of us in the studio the three of us have been quarantined and at the moment only it

will

be the three of us, it's a kind of party on the show, still being very safe and very isolated, but in our little group here, of course, that also means that the mythical The ears of the kitchen are not there for us to like any food, but we're going to move on, we're still going to do some things the old fashioned way and what we're going to make today is a

sandwich

, it's time for good.

We're starting with dessert because we deserve it, that's right, I mean, I've included dessert in everything since I've been home. Well, have you made a Snickers sandwich because that's what we're doing? It's a Snickers sandwich, we call it Smith, what a snicker, so there's big chunks of snicker here and then instead of mayonnaise, we put some marshmallow fluff on it, of course, it's nestled between two slices of Wonder Bread, get that wonder, take your slice there. link now Oh, what happened here? I'm starting to separate a bit again like a construct. Are we making an air date?

We're still doing the air. I just cut your sandwich with my hands. You know, wait, it's such a strange world. We don't, I don't know, don't listen, I don't know well, the way we operate from here on out is as if you and I are one person, so you can kiss me if you want, take it, it's okay and thank you. mmm Oh, marshmallow fluff, Oh, one-dimensional balloons, well there are two pieces that keep falling from the bottom into my hand and I keep picking them up and putting them on top. It's a very dynamic process, but my mom wouldn't let us get Wonder Bread.

She had all kinds of things that were bad for us, but she drew the line at Wonder Bread, it was too magical, but now I hate her right now, we'll hate your mom on my birthday, mom, I hate you, don't do it because I don't you did it. You won't let me have a sandwich, is it better than just having a Snickers? Yes, Emily, there is a marshmallow. Sometimes I bite into a Snickers and I'm like, man, this is really satisfying, but it's a little dry, you know? So this is like, oh, but you. get some bread and you'll get that marshmallow fluff action, missing out on that, so Snickers will be a sandwich.

Yes, I've said it before and I'll say it again. The Taco Bell menu is just a recombination of all of us, the same six things in different formations, so we're taking a formation from your own playbook and fine-tuning it because I know you've thought about it but haven't done it, ladies and gentlemen the dolly taco is okay so I guess and which might Del E from the run with Bell I'll try it sometime I'll try to cut this just explain what's inside okay so we have three elements stacked here we have a Supreme Crunchwrap Chicken two Doritos with cheese and Nacho Locos Tacos with meat and a Mexican pizza right there in the middle and you know what we want to keep this healthy just like your mom, I love you, you know?

Can I just say Diane, I love you girl, I love you, try my birthday, but I want to celebrate you I had a moment of weakness a moment of hay, wheat bread makes it healthy you put Wonder Bread in a child's mouth and he has never ate before, you know it and then you realize that the mom was the one who hid it from you, you're going to Hate her for a second rez healthy right explaining why you said something is not an apology I don't know how many times I need to know the best apologies are not apologizing but simply justify yourself.

I learned that in public relations class you want something from the devil, this one says bad influence, it seems almost like a rug. I like it like a face, yeah, that's cute. I mean, I'm going to go with a normal heart. I don't know, they see me so much, right?, but it's something like that. like salsa the facade a burrito yes your facade salsa you can get no you're going to get some on my Diablo baby if you, but you don't want work, I won't do it if I can get my whole mouth in, I'll do it straight from the middle up there's a tomato well there's more where that came from here we go I just wrap my lips around Taco Bell and I'm putting it down look at that so they're cold yeah some of them I want ready for Steve he's been making the. milk, did you forget about the microwave?

There's a lot going on. I think you made the right choice because the frozen nature that makes it

taste

bad actually makes it look great. The amount of bread, flour and corn in this thing if you're wondering. what I like is to eat a taco and a Crunchwrap supreme and Mexican pizza at the same time, that's a question, but then what I like to add two pieces of bread to that and I feel like I'd rather just have the ingredients and not the extra bread but you know what my hands are clean my mouth is dirty my hands are clean look at me I don't talk bad I love my mom but you still don't apologize Sorry mom taco bell Willet sandwich no I don't love a good po-boy sandwich, especially if I'm in New Orleans, yeah dude, I love it too, can we combine those two things and polka in a sandwich?

Yes we can and we did, we call this poke, a kid has a lot of tuna. poking a seaweed salad, rice and an avocado spread for mom is basically shoving a bowl into a pork roll and I'm going to try and ruin the fin here without causing any damage, look at that sticky rice, oh it's sticky, and in smushy , No. porridge slushies yes, I touch every square inch of my half of me I'm going to cut it, cut this knife, I've seen better days, my help somehow, no, it hurts you, that hurts, well, it hurt the process and then we do the old , now I have everything.

I have to brag about myself, you know, now that I'm 41, how about 40 to 42? Damn, eat a sandwich now that I'm 42. I can brag about myself, José. I like pokeballs, but you don't like one of the The main ingredients in this, which is seaweed salad, which is a big part of, well, you don't have to put that in a pokeball to still call it poke a bowl, but it's in this one, but well, you know, you're 40 or 42 8:42 part I don't write you're a mature man it's like eating seaweed this is your deal as you get older your

taste

buds change maybe 42 is the new you and you like seaweed stay open to it get it popped Okay, okay, but let's imagine for a second that I had no seaweed salad and just the thought of skewering a bowl on a piece of bread.

I'm trying to find it and for some reason something about all the Guinness of this and Plus my friend is next to me almost throwing up constantly, the combination of those two things makes me not like it. There's something magical about the process of using those chopsticks that they give you, chopsticks, yeah, yeah, that's one of my favorite parts, so the sandwich takes. that's robbing me, I also think the double carbonate of the bread and rice, the rice is to the bread, what the bowl is to your head, so I don't think I need the hoagie roll, put a ball in, will it be a sandwich? no, in honor of Link's birthday, you, Giff, that's right, you know, I picked out my favorite things from our store and discounted them for you, yeah, up to 30% off for 48 hours at Mytical Calm, thank you like, thank you for doing that, yeah, come on, okay.

Let's say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a sandwich full of vitamins will make you live to 166, that's right, that's my firm belief, that's why we created this vitamin sandwich, so we have plenty of Flintstones vitamins on this side and more Flintstones vitamins, the gummy kind on this side and this gelatinous white stuff. What is it? Is it Pedialyte? It's a white protein powder video. Jam. I wanted to make sure you saw that it looks like glue for them to make J matapedia, do you like it? Actually, this is a special chase. I just spread it on bread and laughed while doing it, that's the consistency of jam, always laughing while you do it, let's not take vitamins man, they've been around for a long time, here's the thing every time we run.

Outside of gummy vitamins, a new type appears in my house. We cannot be constant. Something is always marketed to us. It's even better. It's very low. Go eat it. Sloppy vitamin sandwich. Now my mom, I love her so much. She. let us have vitamins wow, let's sing did you have The Flintstones in your house? No, your mom didn't believe in vitamins, yeah, mom, I work, she worked at the health department, right, she thought we had it covered, turns out we did, how many vitamins can you eat and? Be okay anyway I just ate five in that bite, okay your body just excretes the vitamins you don't use well Mike, five times the size of a child.

I'm five times the size of the average child. I imagine five children. stacked in your formation I think it's true, that is, I had high hopes for this because I like the taste of vitamins, they are very pretty, although the interesting thing is that the juxtaposition of consistencies is the rubberiness and the crunch and the chalkiness in the Cortex. and the gummy that I like in the bread keeps my fingers clean again, that's really the function of bread and a sandwich is to keep my fingers clean, I don't mean, look at that, I have something on my face, well, it's a sandwich that It drips, but I like the taste of it, but it's overwhelming.

Don't know. I could go on with half a whole sandwich and I think if it was even fortified, no, I would have diarrhea if I did that and I think that's really the downfall. this is the amount of diarrhea you would have if it were just the crunchy ones. I may be excited right now, but that nasty glue, I think, I mean, hey, I can get you a bottle of them. I know a boy. I don't want gummies. His name is Fred, my sandwich is okay, vitamins, his sandwich is not okay for all you butter lovers, even you might find it disgusting?

It's chia butter, you get it like chia butter chips and chia, it's like she ibadah, but it's chia butter, oh okay. it's in ciabatta much like the way you would touch both halves, so it's salted butter, oh well, that'll take care of it. I'm here and there's some margarine that's been spread on the real thing now if we want mustard oh, thanks for or Mayo or even catch I don't put ketchup on sandwiches, is there some kind of sandwich? Oh, you put ketchup on it, well, maybe a butter sandwich, maybe this is the only sandwich that means it.

I feel like we need to acknowledge the fact that it's not just a sandwich. Until now he has wanted the last three after the first to have nine. I think that's just a function of the fact that our culinary team is so valuable. Notice the butter spread. butter spread on both sides. Yes, yes, yes, thank you, no. I like butter. Me and I eat butter regularly, but I have to be there, boy, this is going to be a big bite of butter. I'm going to have to go to a corner just to get a lot, you have to put it in your butt. teeth like this and then it's like a latch I need to laugh no, no, I love the way butter, especially salted butter a little bit, it helps if a sandwich ever needs to catch up.

I don't know what, that's not normally how I do it. I would apply ketchup, oh, oh, that did something for me, so you know, technological changes make it a little spicy, Chef Stupak's vinegar, the vinegar makes up for the excuse, but the butter we can touch, I'm really afraid that we are breathing well. in time living in a new world the same person okay, this is a hoot mmm, I'm telling you right now guys, this is it, it feels like I'm eating a very creamy meatloaf. I really love it now I'm afraid how many calories I hurt the glasses on my back this will be I just put three sticks of butter and spread butter on them yeah I know you were soft on us it's really the bread I'm worried about I'm going Let's look at the arm, hey Listen, don't forget to catch up with everyone, we've made a discovery because the butter will be a sandwich.

Yes, it's good to be back now. I'll save it for later, so we'll leave you a couple. We have some discounts. the store I'm celebrating my birthday in person with my friend, it couldn't be better but hey you know what I am, it's a sandwich and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology, click the link above to see me make a birthday surprise panini. in a George Foreman grill and if I don't wear the women from the gallery, they will land me happy birthday, save up to 30% on my favorite items for 48 hours only in mythical calm