Will It Cheetos? Taste Test

it's so precise and so concentrated how did you get the cotton whoa cherry coke so strong it's not actually a punching bag at the back of my throat it's a uvula good morning mythics and good mythics season 18 new intro in french lo saw with a different approach? the trailers, I know you'll love them in due time, yeah we're making all kinds of changes because it's a whole new season, same shit one year, but it's a new season so we want to thank you for making us part of your daily routine uh we could have come this far without you, especially this year, yeah, and you know, something else is happening this year, it's the election and we want you to vote like a beast, yeah, link and I don't.

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Now let's move on to other important matters, Cheetos, the non-partisan snack. that unites nations yeah cause other snacks can be divisive man doritos they're triangles they're ruffles they've got ridges sun chips they've got sunshine but

cheetos

everyone loves some

cheetos

so today we may be shipping to the world further into chaos or maybe. we're just going to make a fun video it's time for cheeto alright so there's an ongoing debate about whether cheetos are chips or whether they're puffs i don't know but whatever you call them what the legendary chef josh has done to him. They maintain that the crunchy, puffy structure of Cheetos is basically everything has this base of cornmeal and leavening agent, but then you're mixing it up and putting other things in there so that whatever it is, it'll explain it.

All I know is that first thing We're making Cheetos with Oreos because that sounds fun, right? Some people like to dip the oreos and milk them, some like to pull the cookie apart and lick the frosting, and some like to eat the whole thing like a psycho, but is there a way to do it? get the perfect oreo experience in a bite of cheetoy maybe with these cheetos oreos aka double sheet cheetos cheetos im gonna have my milk ready remember that show cheaters oh man the host the host was great oh look at that oh wow ok josh tell tell us how you made these things with cheeto so like you said we start with the same cheeto base and then we deconstruct the flavors of an oreo using alkaline processed black cocoa it looks like a dirty wolf's tooth yeah a dirty wolf's tooth It was kind of like that Come on, now that you mention it, I'm dipping a little here, I'm not going to dip in just yet, bro, you should dip primo crunch, speaking of wolf tooth, that's what I imagine a wolf tooth to be. seven month old wolf like one that's been and I weathered it, the level of crunch that I'm experiencing here combined with the sweetness, I mean, if I was blindfolded, I just said I was biting into a candy cane, you know, it's that crunchy, so it worked well with a little bit of milk, the

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is maybe I'm not lubricating it, I'm softening it, it curves though when it goes down, oh yeah I can, do you know what crunchy is?

This is good, you guys asked for extra crispy cheese, yeah, oh yeah, right. right, we ordered eggs, it makes me think real cheetos aren't crunchy enough, they're too airy because they're extra crunchy, you made them a little denser, I like it, well you're finally getting some use out of them. Of all those chews you make, yes, I'm about to joke too about how many complaints people make about your chews. We're just starting season 18 with you chewing on the crunchiest thing we've ever chewed, we're just leaning towards Well I'm going to back off and keep it on the down low because I love you oreos,

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it be cheeto?

Yeah, you know, eating really crunchy Cheetos makes you thirsty, so let's find out what happens if you combine it with cherry Coke or like the old man. Savage Garden calls it Chicka Cherry Cola we call these choquitos aka gambler's delight chokitos I definitely want to eat something with the word choking in it uh if you don't like cherry coke have one of the part higher, does that increase your chances? uh let's pour some, maybe this is what

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turn me on cherry coke cherry. I love a cherry coke man. This is like a barney turd. I know all about Barney's.

Oh, if you don't like cherry coke. You're not going to like this, is this accurate? It's so precise and so focused. How did you get the cherry cotton coke so strong? Well, it turns out that you can buy cola extract directly on the Internet, so we have plenty of that. There we wanted the cola and cherry flavor to really shine. That's not actually a punching bag at the back of my throat, it's a uvula, but you hit that thing. I feel like you could leave the zone completely. It's better to turn a regular coke into a cherry coke just for a split second by dipping one of these in it, yeah, very concentrated, oh wow, I mean it's marketable, I mean, you're talking about getting over it, getting punched . the throat with the chokito they will punch you in the throat it will choke you I don't think people want to pay for it I mean some people want to pay for it but the average person doesn't want to pay because it could be a niche thing like you are now like that you're you're used to it now I just like it because I'm a

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masochist you know whoa that really bites that's fun I mean, you have to, you have to I have to be careful with the punch we put on the thing I feel like I'm trying to sweat a little I don't have to sell that for something I can't stop coming back to them Yeah, it's um, there's an addictive quality, is there an addictive substance legally?

I'm not supposed to say "okay," so we'll just go ahead and respond that I need to drink some cherry coke, is it Cheeto? Yes, now taco bell once had a cheetos burrito, it was just a burrito. Yes, with stuffed cheetos inside, but since it's no longer on the menu, we left that thing, flipped it, and reversed it by introducing taco bell cheetos, aka dioritos, well, there's only one way to tell if they're true if you're constipated. Although maybe this is what I'm looking for that cherry cola, this will even you up, I'll tell you three of those cherry cokes, uh, Cheetos, reach in and grab a nice one, they did something to my insides, the aroma of taco bell It's floating, oh yeah, big. time, this makes all kinds of sense, oh that was my tooth, damn, how did you get taco bell flavor in a cheeto?

So we use the actual spice mix that taco bell puts on their meat and then you eat, yeah we did that and then We use what's called meat extract, we add that to get that meaty flavor, we use dehydrated cheddar cheese, a little bit of cream dehydrated sour and a little bit of citric acid and spices for that kind of hot sauce. This is just fun in a bag. 'All I want to say is she's going to work my teeth are working out but you're sitting at home oh, that was, that was different and we've got it, we've got some quality control issues here, no, not yet, I'm still hard, you're sitting at home, you're thinking, you think Amanda wants a taco bell, even now, simply ordering from an app to have it delivered isn't as easy as reaching into a bag, yeah, this is, there's Something futuristic about this.

I generally think that all foods are just going to be prepared. into pills in the future, like taking your pill for dinner, no, no, everything will become cheetos because this is almost like a pill now. I'm not going to tell you how to do your job, josh, but I will say that you probably can. making taco bell cheetos by just going to a taco bell spilling a bunch of regular cheetos on a table and then coming back in a few days raking them up, i think i would absorb enough of that, but this taco bell is fabulous.

It's Cheeto, yeah, you know, it can be really hard to concentrate in college, right? And I think we've created something that will do that, if we actually released it to the public, it would. I know it's hard, Cheetos, what you do is important. We're saying it would be absolutely impossible to concentrate because we've combined two of college students' favorite things, we've got ramen cheetos, y'all, or as we like to call it, ramen chodles, okay, open it up, oh, Chester got pretty and red. in the front of that one is embarrassed look I have a guy three a three oh my God, these aren't that fun, I'll get you a little bit more, they are, no, they don't want to. to get out oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh that's salty I'm just going to ask an honest question what happens if you take out some ramen and take out the package yeah and sprinkle it all over the place? and then you start eating it, it's not that kind of experience we're having, yeah, but raw ramen, josh, it's not that easy, tell them it's not that easy, no, that's something totally different, ah, well, here you have a little one, it's even more.

Like a real ramen noodle, I can't stop eating them, man, it's strong, I can't stop, I'm a little cheetah man, yeah, just say, you say that again, you know how, when you're in it, when you get close to the bag and there are those huge ones like the ones you have and we are like the big ones, they look like a chicken leg and then you get off and they are like the little cheetos like who is good I like them I like the little cheetos them You are the best, the proportion is out of series.

I'm going to push no because you already have this with just a package of raw ramen. No, no, you don't have the cheeto in this cheeto. Well, it's not shaped like a toe, I'll give it to you, so it's okay, you want, you want this to do it, I won't do it, I won't do it, I will do it, man, I don't think we can start an entire university with this . ramen, will it be cheeto? Yes, oh yes, have you ever wished there was a snack that was tasty and crunchy and at the same time prevented scurvy?

Yeah, well, shall we feast your eyes on the emergency cheetos or what we call them pop-up cheese? These are healthy emergencies, okay? we have to use them like it's an emergency, I mean, I have my glass of water, I'm ready, open it, I mean, you could play a prank on someone because these look like regular Cheetos, but what happens when you put them in water? they float, I mean, you might need to stir a little bit, oh look, I'm getting some fizz, I'm getting some fizz, let's go with a bunch, get a bunch in there and then use a longie as a stirrer, ah, now.

I'm also a long cheeto guy, but as long as it's long and skinny like me, you know, those are the kind I like because again, I don't want a big bulb, we get it, yeah, I'll try that first. this oh kinda it's a little spicy that's weird it actually starts it's like a fruit loop situation oh something about putting them in the water makes them easier to eat the water doesn't taste as strong as you'd expect cheeto itself doesn't start Namely because it's wet my brain says you're eating an orange fruit loop it has a cereal like something citrusy going on but I feel like I'm just fighting things does the emergency even work? "It's not like that, the whole industry is a bit fake, right, the medical experts, our medicine, like this day off, they gave me one of these, ah, maybe, maybe, um, there's still a little fizz, That's what we haven't experienced in this yet." cheeto uh adventure, we're not into a lot of soda, I thought it would be more soda, but he looks at how shiny my fingers are, you walk up to a guy who has wet orange fingers like that and ask him what he's been doing right.

You know what he's been doing, he's been eating popping cheese. I'm going to try not to have any mystery now. This could be a positivity queen sweep. Everything will do. So, oh, that was really it. I'm leaning on that because no. Do you know what you're thinking? I think we have to wait until we catch a cold. Okay, emergency. Will it be Cheeto? We will have to wait. Let's do a time lapse. Alright. We returned five days later. It's approximately five. using the same things, but that's because we think we might be getting sick. I didn't catch a cold, did you get a call?

I didn't catch a cold, okay, emergency, is it Cheeto? Yes, we have a sweet queen, the Willett that we are. In season 18, everyone is happy or is it 19, are we still 20? Thanks for subscribing and clicking on that, yeah, don't focus on the numbers, you know what time it is, I'm Phillip and John and we're in Spokane, Washington. doing a blind international taste

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