Why You Wouldn't Survive The Green Inferno

These people who have just been thrown from the plane and died on impact are the lucky ones who try to

survive

being kidnapped by head-hunting cannibals in the middle of the Amazon forest. It is a formidable challenge. Do you think you could

survive

? Write down the mistakes made and explain what you should do and why you would not survive the great hell. We begin with Justine looking at a handsome and charismatic leader of the local activist group. His girlfriend Cara is jealous of the intention and gets Justine to back him up. off, who is determined to join the activists in one of their classes, learns about female genital mutilation and announces to everyone that her father is a young lawyer, which catches Jonah's attention and he invites her to attend a meeting with the team. of change activist who They have something big in store: their plan is to go to the Amazon to protest the demolition of indigenous lands by oil companies.

The team arrives in South America, where they meet their contact, a rich man named Carlos, and board his plane. Everything is really suspicious. When your appointment for the entire operation is for a shady twenty-something year old you know you've made a mistake, where are the adults and professionals for such a dangerous operation in their hotel? Lars receives a bag of marijuana from Carlos and the group installs a streaming application on their phone. They will need them to film the hired militias that work for the companies and it will be the only form of protection they will have in case they are shot.

It sounds like a good reason to have a gun, but the team leader, Alejandro, is convinced that they don't need them, since if they shoot one of them, they'll have to shoot them all, of course, no one will back down. , are already in Peru and will give in to peer pressure if everyone else remains seated on the team. They arrive at a dock and rush to board riverboats manned by Kochua and boatmen. They make a quick stop on the shore while Lars and Justine need to use the bathroom. Justine takes the machete as she gets off the boat and hands it to Lars. a gun that he almost drops on the way out, gunshots are heard in the woods and lars runs back after almost shooting a spider that was about to bite his trash, this is not a good sign, there are some crazy things going on.

They are coming and they can't even handle a gun to protect themselves from a spider. At least Justine shows that she is willing to be proactive and use the machete, but this lack of preparation and adaptability on Mars's part is an indicator that she won't do very well when Things take a violent turn for the worse while traveling down the river, one of the guys talks about his GPS, which does not require a signal since it is connected to a satellite, which is quite useful since where they are going they are not going to get there.

Whatever cell phone signal or otherwise, the boaters eventually reach their destination, where they throw their stuff on shore and put on these neon safety jumpers and blue hard hats, dressing like the local construction crew. They are told to leave everything except their passports in case they are arrested and head into the jungle, where they walk cautiously to the logging site, pass by ground crews during lunchtime, lock themselves in trees in their vehicles, putting your life in danger should require a great deal of trust in this operation considering you don't really know where the funds are coming from this is not wise and all this when you don't even know the name of the tribe you are trying to save they all put on their masks and begin the broadcast chanting a protest slogan while the company's militiamen arrive one of them is able to free Justine from her chains destroy her phone before pointing his gun at her head but this was all part of the plan that Alejandro announces in the broadcast that Justine's father works for the UN and forces the militia to shoot him.

He was using her all this time. The gunman leaves them alone once they receive a phone call and the police take the activists to the boats they released after Carlos bribed the The police and the group celebrate a successful protest, except for Justine, who is justifiably angry. Suddenly, one of the engines explodes and the plane begins to plummet and crashes into the forest. The tail opens and kills Carlos, the pilots. In almost all protesters who die. In many ways they are still at the front. They are the luckiest people on the plane. They get a quick, painless death that is much more lenient than what awaits the rest of them, but the truth is that the probability of surviving a plane crash It can be as much as 95 percent the same if you're sitting near the exit at the back of the plane and wearing your seat belt, unless you're flying out and if you're sitting in the front like these guys, we've already lost you.

The group leaves the plane shaken and disturbed and Daniel insists that they need to find their GPS in order to send a distress signal and that is when the engine explodes, they are stranded in the Amazon with no easy way out to survive in the jungle. daunting, but also possible if you make wise decisions and prioritize you want to stay close to the accident site so rescuers can find you more easily you are also more likely to find water if you travel downhill rivers it can be an easier way to travel through a jungle and will take you to a village too, but at this moment everyone is in shock and not thinking clearly.

Alejandro realizes that he can hear the river and if they follow him upstream they could get help, but Kara walks away. He goes into the forest because he sees someone out there, almost immediately an arrow is shot in his neck, the others escape but fall while they are riddled with darts, one after another, Daniel himself finds the GPS, but before that he can achieve it, he is knocked unconscious when someone starts shooting arrows at you. Plan A goes out the window and so does plan B and basically any other plan that doesn't involve getting shot, you're just not going to outrun a tribal native hunter in his own backyard, so you really don't stand a chance here.

Justine wakes up handcuffed in a boat along with the others who are taken ashore where an entire village of indigenous people receives them. These are the yahes, the same people they were trying to help pass. by heads severed into spikes they are taken to the village where they meet the old woman. When you start seeing severed heads, you know this isn't going to end well for you, but then again, if any of them had done some basic research on the Yahi before they left maybe they would have been better prepared for an encounter with this one. brutal cannibal tribe, perhaps the idea of ​​bringing a weapon could have been taken a little more seriously.

The old woman inspects them, examining them one by one and for some reason smiles. In Justine, the group is dragged away and kept in a wooden cage, except for Jonah, who is drugged and held on a rock in full view of his friends. The old woman puts out his eyes and cuts out his tongue before eating him. Then they cut off his limbs. the limb and its blood is drunk by the woman Jonah's body is prepared without salt and cooked in a clay oven while the group stands still and wonders what is happening Alejandro desperately tries to use a cell phone but cannot get a signal with that option Off the table, he tells everyone that there is nothing they can do as the villagers feed on Jonah's cooked body.

Okay, everyone is shocked, understandably, but it's time for your survival instincts to kick in. Take stock of what you have and how it can be used to survive. The cage bars are made of wooden posts so at night try to see how far they go down as you could secretly dig if you can't see if there is something you can use to cut the vines holding the cage together or wrap your pants around the poles, as well as a strong stick, then twist them to bend the bars inward, giving you more room to get out of there, the best thing to do is keep an eye on the tribesmen and watch where they keep their weapons and tools because there is the possibility.

You will be able to grab one in an attempt to escape, but even if you have one in your hands, they know how to use it much better than you, you may be able to get out of the cage, but you will soon find out. a yahei patrolman with a blowgun ready to take you down and throw you back to alejandro he might be right there's no way out of this except in pieces that night the group discusses their plan to get help and daniel presents the idea that they need to get the gps first about the battery running out, but Alejandro doesn't agree because he knows that there are more bulldozers coming to deforest the land, what they did before was useless and he admits that everything was just a publicity stunt done to make money to finance future protests, but this could It would be good if they wait three days the bulldozers should get to this village and then they can escape thank god they cut Jonah that guy could feed the village for a week the group tries to push Samantha through the roof from the cage, but is almost immediately knocked out by a dart fired by the guard who was watching them.

The next day, a girl from the town wakes Justine up and shows her how to play her flute necklace, which she seems to like. You never know what might save hers. In her life, this flute may seem insignificant, and yet it has been used as the only way to communicate with a tribe member. There may be other things you can use in the same way. Alexandra's clock. Lars' weed. Samantha's shoes. Basically, anything you have on you. The women are then taken out of the cage and brought to the village elder, who inspects their bodies. Justine is the last to be inspected and, to the old man's delight, she is a virgin, hooray, before she is knocked out and dragged to a cabin.

Amy and the other boys worked together to get Samantha out by first setting an alarm on Alejandro's cell phone and launching it to distract the guard, giving Samantha time to grab hold and run to a nearby ship. You live in the 21st century and they live. In the stone age sticks, distracting them with this phone is a great plan, but why do this in the middle of the day? The river is your best option, since you won't have to go through the forest and you won't be able to get lost easily, but it would have been safer to get on the boat in the middle of the night, that way the tribes won't see you and you'll put enough distance between yourselves before for them to realize that you're gone.

Actually, it might be better not to. use the boat to not attract the attention of other yahei who might be in the water if they see an empty canoe they will check it out, see it inside and eat it. Samantha argues that she can leave the tribespeople behind. because she ran track, but have you ever tried running track in the jungle? The best strategy might be to send the strongest ones. These cannibals are in the jungle to track and chase their prey quickly and over long distances, their cardiovascular systems are better developed than ours. It might be easier to overpower one of them rather than leave behind Justine is taken back to the cage and for some reason has been painted what exactly happened to her, she doesn't remember it, although at least as Daniel notes, they plan to circumcise to Justine, which could kill. she or as Alejandro says this could give them more time until the bulldozers arrive and then they are visited by the children of the town who give them food.

Amy at first doesn't eat it because she's a vegan but relents because she knows it will take her strength to escape, but then she realizes that Samantha is being eaten when she recognizes the tattoo on the flesh and slits her throat with a fragment of a broken bowl. . This is a blessing in disguise, since they know that the tribespeople will eat her body. They shove Large's marijuana down his throat that way, when the townspeople eat it, they'll be high like a kite, the old man quickly comes in, cuts it up and cooks it so the meat doesn't spoil, something the group Not to mention is what they could do to make themselves less palatable to cannibals.

Some things you could have done are covered in feces that make them sick, pretended to show symptoms of illness, or even acted like they were possessed by a demon. I would try all of these things, but none of them will make cannibals skip dinner. Fortunately, this marijuana plan works as the villagers are too high to care about their prisoners. When you're desperate, you come up with desperate ideas. It could work in theory but I seriously doubt it would get the entire village high, the blood stopped circulating after death so even if THC got into the body

wouldn

't it just be the organs that could get you high?

Don't know. Seems like stoner logic to me, Justin and Daniel manage to get out of the cage, but before Lars can get out, Alejandro hits him with a dart keeping him close so the cannibals don't eat him first and he's proven right as Lars. he wakes up to a couple of tribe members eating him alive, he talks about the snacks, that's good too, alejandro, now you're going to be a great menu, I bet you wish you'd escaped with the others, huh, justine and daniel They return to the plane where they find the bodies of the other activists placed on stakes.and to make matters worse, the GPS battery is dead.

Returning to the plane is logical. The GPS is still there and could be your best chance of being found. It's exactly what I would do, but that's it. The problem is that the cannibal tribesmen will find you before anyone else arrives. Plus, it's been almost two days since they left and GPS models similar to yours will only have 16 to 20 hours of battery life, so it's safe to assume this journey will end. In case of outright failure, being swept down the river might be the safest bet, as most settlements are built near water. Find one that doesn't eat people, if you decide to travel on foot, cover yourself in mud. not only to blend in but to keep mosquitoes and insects away, it will also cool you down which is important as one of the main dangers of surviving in the jungle.

It's sunstroke and heatstroke, but thinking quickly, they grab one of these still-working phones from the corpses and end up getting knocked out by the tribespeople. Justine wakes up to find herself tied up preparing for a horrible ritual and Daniel has the bones of her. He breaks before he is smeared with a paste so the ants can eat him alive. Justine eventually realizes that it is the circumciser, but the ritual is stopped when one of the tribesmen brings back the head of a construction worker to the village warriors. They grab their weapons and run into the forest along with some of the women and children.

Justine is freed by the boy she blew her whistle on and she runs off to take the phone from Daniel, he begs her to kill him, but when she can. But the girl kills him and takes Justine to the forest so she can escape. Now escaping is only half the battle. Making contact once you have escaped before they locate you is even more difficult. Tall trees will trap the smoke. of a fire captures any reflected light and makes it not impossible for someone to detect any signal code from the air, unless you are lucky enough to encounter some good samaritans, you are not going to survive.

Justine finds herself trapped in a war zone. where tribesmen are being gunned down by militia soldiers, she is able to convince them to save her and take her aboard a helicopter out of the Amazon, leaving Alejandro for dead when she returns to the United States, gives her testimony about what happened in which everyone else died. the accident and she was saved by the natives who ended up being massacred by the company's militia, another complete lie. She then receives a call from Alejandro's sister who tells her that she found a satellite photo of Alejandro who somehow managed to survive.

She might be thinking that if Alejandro survived, maybe we could, but I can't imagine what he did to convince them to let him live. The last time we saw him, she was screaming and going crazy thinking they were going to eat him. among the ajes is extremely unlikely and, as the last remaining prisoner, he probably should have been eaten, which is why none of us would survive, but what do you think? Do you agree with my theories or do you disagree? Let me know a comment below with That being said, thank you very much for watching, leave a like, subscribe and check out the playlist that is on the channel until next time have a very good day.