Why Hawkman: The Movie Should Be Made

I'm Hawkman, let's talk about that good mythical day, happy birthday, Hawkman, that's right, Hawkman was born in 1940, well, he wasn't born, he's not actually a fictional character, but he was created in 1940, 40 in the month of January, I thought that he had achieved it. to understand this and I have to wish Hawkman a happy birthday, because because Hawman, as I established in the mythical good day before, is the best superhero of all time, very evil for reasons I don't understand, he has been resurrected many different times in many different series, eh, they always cancel it. I don't get it because he's incredibly awesome, that's why fans like Jen Brown send us.

These comics I'll say there's a big ending at the end of this video I can't wait for it, grab your wings and your inth metal, okay here's the deal. Not only do I think Hawkman is the best superhero of all time. I firmly believe that a Hawkman

movie

could be the best superhero

movie

of all time. That's what I'm here to do today, have you seen the Batman movies? uh yeah, and they're really good, they're really good, great, that might even be an appropriate way to describe the Batman movies, okay, especially the last two, but I'm.

Telling you that people don't see the full potential and that's what I'm here for. I'm the messenger and you know, don't shoot Hawkman, shoot me if I don't really know, that analogy doesn't work, but what? What I'm going to do is tell you a few things about Hawkman and you'll go ahead and make the connection to help you understand why this would be a great DC Comics Warner movie. Brothers Photos I'm talking to you Jeff Johns I think they, I think they can hear you even if you don't, when you really want to get people's attention, you go into the cone, don't wear whatever cone you want.

I'm sorry, it's an insult. Well, first of all, no one is on your side. In 2012, Warner Brothers had the idea of ​​turning Hawk Man into a movie and they started talking about it even to the point of having a log line for it. Part of the movie Indiana Jones The Da Vinci Code Part of the ghost tent pole It's a kind of Hollywood speech about the fictional superhero that appears in the DC comics. He used archaic weaponry and large artificial wings attached to a harness

made

of metal that allows flight in most of Hawman's incarnations. work closely with a fellow romantic interest named Haw girl or hawkwoman in her fight against super villains based on the DC comic and I bet she would be very hot in the movie, oh yeah she would do this production, unfortunately, for my dismay and disappointment, it never happened, but you know what I believe in you, DC Comics Wonder Brothers images, I believe we can make this happen and let me state the case, uh, these are some things, we already know, there are some things that are true about the history of the

hawkman

he has been in.

He, he's had so many different iterations, I think we can, it's fair game, we're going to pull from multiple iterations, so I'm not going to stick with one Hawman iteration, okay, I have them all here, first of all in Carter Hall . falcon iteration falcon is a reincarnated prince, prince kufu of ancient egypt, and prince kufu and his bride were murdered by haet, an egyptian priest, so you have some real murder SL intrigue. I mean, Game of Thrones I ever heard of that super successful greeting, so it's kind of like Game of Thrones, second of all, it carries a mace.

I thought it was like Indiana Jones and a ghost. It's better than that. Okay, take a mace. Have you ever heard of a gladiator? Yes, a super successful movie. See where I'm going with this Gladiator? he has there, it took place in medieval times, you know, the Roman, I'm with you, okay, it has metal, now, this metal thing, it came on an alien ship that crashed on Earth, okay, scene from opening, have I ever heard of. this happened in a movie before an alien ship crashed on earth, how about the man who fell to earth? 1976, David Boe's first feature film starring David Bowie, now how about that was a box office hit?

Buster, you haven't heard of that one, are you doing that one? above no, but it's a very respected movie, we can't just block the Labyrinth and those pants he was wearing no, no, this was this, this was uh, this was different, the man who fell to the earth now his inner metal is also mentally controlled. and I can defy gravity some movies that come to mind where gravity is very important are actually the absence of gravity gravity gravity I was with you in that super huge and hello Apollo 13 oh God, think about that, you have people floating around with it looks like I'm so desperate I'm digging in now listen one of the super villains Hawman fought in 1945 was picky Dan Nash boy he was picky he was a mass criminal who had a chimpanzee Butler now you might remember a little movie 1978 hit starring Clint Eastwood called Every Which Way but Loose, yeah, yeah,

made

$100 million at the box office, appeared in a ring ofan, so I mean the chimpanzee Rutan, when you get a superstar to interact with a primate in front of the camera, another primate, eh, the money begins.

Hello orangutang orangutang I say orangutang because I watch the Discovery Channel and occasionally the animals don't stop with just one chimpanzee, we're going to have a chimpanzee in the movie, big, big, big, but Hogman has the ability to control flocks. of birds to communicate and control flocks of birds from Jeff Daniels' classic 1996 film Fly Away Home is reminiscent of the one in which they took the birds across the United States. It's a feel-good bird movie that never makes you feel good. had seen, sorry without mentioning the hawk girl/woman, whether she is young or old, it doesn't matter or at any time in the politically correct era we will call her hawk woman and, the thing about the pig woman is that this is his wife reincarnated with whom he stays. meet her again and every time he meets her he has to convince her that they are reincarnated and that they

should

be together.

Did you ever hear of a little movie called 501st Dates where Adam Sandler had to convince Drew Barrymore who he was every day so that there was a The romantic comedy element is the one where we play a woman, no and finally he He is an archaeologist. I know of a successful movie franchise starring an archaeologist, the SL hero, Indiana Jones, yeah, we're over that, right? I mean, the Warner Brothers already get it. connection He also mentioned Da Vinci, Cod and Ghost. Throw it there. I don't mind. I think I've already made the case and done some calculation based on my calculations.

This movie has chances of grossing more than $3.5 billion at the box office. and I know Money Talks did the math. I added up all the box office grosses for all the movies I mention. you added $3.5 billion. How can you say no to this because that's how it works? It's okay, that's who I am. I've made my case, wow, and okay, listen, obviously Rhett is very excited about this. I don't want to be condescending here. I am willing to participate in this and we have decided to put all the creative force of Rett into it. Behind this effort, people, yes, we have ladies and gentlemen, we have decided to shoot the movie. dot dot dot trailer yeah okay so you know you gotta have a trailer that comes out that gets everyone excited yeah we have a good plan we.

We, not only are we going to do that, we have already done it, ladies and gentlemen, the world premiere of the Hawkman movie trailer, a lot of confusion and concern when the birds flying in the sky started crashing to the pavement, who is listening our desperate cries for hell, some here suspect something sinister that is willing to face the darkness that Hawman will save us, so it's pretty clear that the movie practically makes itself and I think we found our Hawkman. I'm Hawkman at this point. I need your help now that we've released this trailer on its own as its own video, so we want you to like and comment on that video.

We also want you to copy and paste the tweet that is in the description of this video also into the The description of that video where it appears is self-explanatory. Come to DC. Comic comes to Warner Brothers and we are going to spread the message of Rett is Hawkman. This movie is going to be made. I am willing to do some conditioning. program I know my body doesn't look very superhero-like right now, but I'm willing to do an 18-month conditioning program, whatever it takes. I work for a lot, I work for the SAG minimum. He is very desperate, yes, I am.

I am very interested in this, thank you for liking and commenting on this video. Do you know what time it is. Hello, my name is Laura from St Louis Missouri and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology. Be sure to check out our trailer to spread the word about me. I need to become a movie superhero and I'm not talking about R, I'm talking about L to the trailer in the description of this video and then copy and paste the Tweet you guys, we depend on you, we need your help, I can't turn around because to the wings, sorry I can't see where it's okay, I think it just spins, lightning strikes, oh that would be fine with me.

I could absorb the lightning light into my umpteenth metal, so go ahead and attack. away hawman yes, I'm here, I hate your nemesis. I am very familiar with you and you do not intimidate me in the least. I don't usually wear hoodies, but it's going to be stormy out here, well, that's an update. I'm willing to do whatever it takes if it means updating the character, whatever it takes to make this movie. Should I play Hawkman or Hogman promoting his Mie? I'm going to do it. This is the movie. This is what It would be like okay, I'm already halfway there, come with me here.

I'm going to rain storms on you. Haw, I'm not intimidated. Lightning star, oh my god, where is my wife in the lightning studio? Oh, I need my wife. lightning bolt is okay honey lightning bolt H I'm being attacked honey we work as a team remember this what are you where is the damn lightning bolt when you need it she's so unreliable we're in counseling everything is going to be okay this could be a problem the director has to address , you know all shots of Hogman have to be from a low angle so you don't have to see his snout, in fact you know I can see everything if we do this.