White Girl Wants To Be Black...

so I'm not sure how many of you remember, Vicki, let's say that because I looked at my analytics and apparently all of you are under three years old, it's a little bit of a flippant. I'm furious. I wanted to do a comedy tour at some point. now I'm just going to have to please the kid, wait no I didn't mean Nickelodeon if you're planning on replacing Joe Josie why anytime soon please make my dream come true? If I got that job, I'd be like a kid. In a candy store I'll be sitting here waiting for my phone to ring a Boomer.

I tried to be funny, okay it clearly didn't work, shut up, the reason I mention Vicky's shout out is because I recently came across a video called Tanning Addict. obsessed with getting darker and darker just like my videos as I get sadder and sadder ready for the idea of ​​darkening your own skin wait problematic if you ask me a description of the video says I'm not racist I just like having a tan , I'm not homophobic, I really hate the game, the first frame of the video is this one from 2010 My sleep paralysis demons look like, Miley Cyrus looks scary if she dropped ten kilos of xanax and fell asleep on the surface of the sun.

Sorry, that joke was a drink. I guess you could even say it was a bit of a push-up on this one. photo Jesus Christ I think I just heard every archaeologist in the world get a boner simultaneously other

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s it's like I can't live with them I did my nails they started with the other one oh that's a shame. I usually find the Northern Irish accent very attractive Sorry honey you lost me with the fake tan and you all got confused thinking she wasn't trying to flirt with me first of all everyone flirts with me and second look at the eyes she's giving me , here you want. to get weird seems simple and makes me feel good.

I'm glad it makes you happy Hannah wait, that's my sister's name, this isn't my sister, right? I hope it's not thank God for that, don't worry Hannah, I'm sure. There are many more roles in the next Willy Wonka movie that definitely exist. You can let the spaces for Oompa Loompas be filled by people from Belfast. A lesson. I can't say I'm a big fan of the series title. Listen. I'd rather something like hooked on the increased possibility of early-onset cancer before any of you call me out on that atrocious joke. I'm probably on this non-existent show too.

I eat enough spicy buffalo chicken wraps to ensure I never make it. For my midlife crisis, I already have enough crises, since that Bob Ross video, to begin with, just told me that I had the ability to make original content. Come on, let's be honest. I have less comedic talent than Amy Schumer. I did not realize. I had the ability to be offended well, at least I'm finally feeling something that was also that time I got all sentimental and serenaded my supposedly nervous audience with a 50,000-like acoustic number in 1975 and next time I'll cover

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pages , so Neil Amy Road, you saved me, right?, fellow kpop 81, a crisis, maybe try to understand the fact that I never and I've been recording in the exact same room for the last five months, but by changing the image , many of you didn't realize. so disappointed but not surprised I'm not sure what bothers me more about people tanning their skin in tanning salons before going on vacation is the fact that people go on vacation just to get a tan if any of you are planning on going on vacation vacation this summer with any of these things in mind please do me a favor give me your passport and let me go and enjoy a cultural feat as if we were a wig and laugh a long floral print dress size eight.

I've said it before, please. Don't ask questions I love Instagram We don't look like you, Jesus Christ, like you won't leave me or bathe in a swoon, right? Instead of following models who seem to want to eat themselves into the nearest 20? -story building, everyone should follow my Instagram. I still want to plummet 200 feet toward my dad. I also post a lot of smiling piggies when I just like to imagine 1500 even today 1592 for very generous ranges, she

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to know how you became so famous. but how do you know that people liked the photo because of your time?

Maybe they just liked it because your amazing Green Giant cosplay helps you get to know Susan and intimidate those likes into posting more photos with her and making her look like a milky princess and too. for the record I am aware that Han is an attractive person because I know there is the phrase that you can't polish your turn let me I've tried it my hands are more numb now the Linkin Park I'm not talking about chester bennington Jesus Christ, I'm not that dark, I'm into the song, but what Hannah does is the opposite of polish, it's like taking a nice little bottle of standard, sexy polish and just squirting a hot, steamy squirt on all the

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s on Instagram.

I see girls I know over 50 freak out I think you're lying to yourself eh no none of my friends do that and yeah I know some women okay they don't let me kiss them but I can still stay . in the same room as most of them hashtag please remove the restraining order Ellender Neal I promise I won't try to flirt with your mother again why don't some gentlemen put makeup on your body? Basically, wait, that can't be his last name. hitting the soul or mine would be too if I spent half my life in a tanning booth.

I had never subjected my bulbous breasts to such anguish. My delicious memories deserve better people who said I wanted to be a

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woman and was trying to do it. changing races this was just because I'm becoming I care these people don't really know me well they know you well enough to know you're clearly

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it was an affliction of accusations of racism they're so dumbfounded it's the equivalent of me blurting out a racist insulting comment and then dismissing people's criticism by saying I'm that racist because well, you don't know me. I don't really have any discernible thoughts or opinions.

I'm too busy replying to thirsty teenagers in my DMs, it makes your complexion look a lot nicer, you know, when you realize it. I wouldn't say that a glow is an especially good quality for your skin, especially when it probably looks a little like that, so Toomas, spending three quarters of your life in a tight brief really highlights your curves, always works as a victim here because I see what she washes, it's cool, patchy and like yeah, I can understand where she's coming from from here that fake tan, oh that's a clever guy and the patch man I can't stand.

He made me look like some kind of decomposing Dalmatian, so I decided that he would slowly but surely incinerate my own skin instead. That doesn't make any sense. It's like someone stopped vaping and started smoking real cigarettes. You are going the wrong way. Hannah, come on. U-turn U-turn U-turn and truth, unlike many other people who watch this video, I don't really want to see how to transform myself into some kind of shriveled raisin than into a healthier, nicer nerd, a big fan, he was already doing Something that sounds like a match made. In heaven, mating with Jeremy was an absolute delight, he's so much fun and Pierce's drugs are just like me.

I guess you could say he's cracked in more ways than one. My day was so dark. How did you get my colors? I had an injection, wait, what is the timing of the injection? He was making jokes about drugs. I didn't expect you to shake the needle. Also, I'm going to ignore the fact that when you said my brother was showing a picture of your boyfriend, but you know what they say about incest, you better serve it. With a side of the common radioactive flash, it just turns to the melanin in your skin. Okay, I probably understand a lot of what I've been saying here, it sounds like you shoved a pair of socks in your mouth while getting into the melanin in your skin, but luckily I can read. how to tan like a star I'm not going to lie.

I don't think David Beckham spends his days injecting melanin into his car, although I'm sure there are plenty of women out there strumming stupidly thinking it's okay... It's a known fact that too much UV rays are bad. They've given us 11 words and I can see at least 57 grammatical errors in there, but you know what we should all do: inject suntan lotion into our kneecap or maybe we could all just stop taking it. advice from some anonymous online illiterates known amici darker than you're supposed to be eh, you still think getting into a cancer bed is natural.

I just do not get it. I feel bad because they clearly don't feel very comfortable in his own skin and OMG please go on vacation to Barbados or something. If they give you a place like King Slow they will harass you, maybe not Ben, he could probably skin me with his bare teeth and in all honesty he would. I'm not complaining, everyone should stop tanning and start stopping James Merrier here on YouTube trying to reach 1 million subscribers by the end of the year. Please help me if I don't reach 1 million. I'm just tanning my face until these videos become. increasingly unbearable - what never underestimate how much I want to repel my audience I feel like injecting something it's your body but it's really what you know, Hanna, you've convinced me, I've never listened to anyone with more conviction in my 21 years in this land, yes, me.

I'm old okay and I got my back on earlier in this recording and I think I shit myself it was a really good omelette the only side effect would be like the first week I took it feels like the only short term side effects. I probably mean that if injecting this concoction makes you feel bad, I doubt it's doing many positive things for your body now you see heroin starts bad, you know it stings a little, you get HIV, don't worry about it, but the Lo The highest you go is that you don't care about AIDS when you can't feel your own face, so you try to convince Hannah.

The people making the documentary aren't doing it because they think you're super hip and cool, although if you're watching this documentary people, I think I'd be the perfect person for that type of date that should suppress your appetite something that's good, okay, sorry, I'll have to look something up, yes, in part there is an education system in Northern Ireland really a bit good, if you get like this you feel less hungry and lose a load, it's not like the doses of melanin to feed you with nutrients vitals your body will not stop needing Susteren and this is driving me crazy, not only has my skin become darker, I can now see the outline of my own intestines, this never relates to be fair, I have more mid-rolls than my videos, you see, that reason is as good as any other for doing certain things. things in your life I like wearing dark colors it makes me feel like myself it represents how absent my soul is I just feel bad knowing that Hannah gets her main comfort in something that is inherently dangerous there is something to take away from this video is that being able Being yourself without shame is very important, but not at the expense of your own well-being, it's all very well trying to turn yourself into some kind of decrepit Sultana, that's right, you're great, I'm not going to give it up, I mean, more or less But Shut up, but it won't be much use if it ends up killing you, baby, it's just me, as always.

Please don't send hay to Hannah or Ben because she terrifies me, but if you enjoyed this video then please. Leave a comment below subscribe if you're new or haven't done so yet and I'll see you next time