When a classical musician tries JAZZ

Hey, what you were playing sounds great, but I have to ask if you like

jazz

. Well, I hadn't tried it before. I'm more of a

classical

musician

, so you can try it now. Here are some sheet music I have. helpful um, what is this? It takes five, what a tune, I mean, what is this? Oh, that's a 5'4 time signature, five beats per measure, easy, maybe we can try another piece, okay, sure, let's take a look. It's incredible, what a classic this is. seems easy wait, there's supposed to be a left hand oh yeah, you just read the little letters at the top of the staff and that tells you what chords to play in your left hand yeah, maybe we'll try another one, then okay, that's it okay, ah, this is a sandal, it's really sweet why the right hand is blank this time ah, that's because you're supposed to improvise, I'm supposed to do what you know, make things up on the spot, just look where does music take you man, okay this is starting to get ridiculous, are you trying to tell me that

jazz

musician

s pay for sheet music that isn't even finished?

Hey, hey, now you're missing the point. Look, if you really can't improvise, I didn't say that, then all you need to do is. it's just playing the lick on top of everything, trust me, it works fine, it's fine, I've had enough of this, as far as I can tell, jazz is absolutely rubbish, the rhythms make no sense, the chords are chaotic and random and the lick, the lick. the lick is an insult to everything music stands for, so to answer your question, do I like jazz? No, no, I'm not having a good day, what's wrong?