What Was the Best Bad Movie of 2018?

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of last year, let's talk about that mythical good day, it's awards season and there are so many amazing

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s up for consideration that the grand prize could go to anyone from bradley cooper to bradley cooper, you know, sometimes it gets feel like that The movies we're supposed to like are predetermined for us by a small group of mostly white old men who are biased gatekeepers to the majority of the wealth and opportunities in the film industry, but today we're going to shine a light on the movies that don't get enough praise for their own movies that are so bad they're actually good, it's time to rank the

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bad movies of

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We've invited four legendary team members to join us today Stevie Ellie and Alex Uh- huh and

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What they've done is they each have what they think is the best worst movie of

2018

, the calendar year. So you are going to give us arguments. I don't think we've seen any of these movies, so based solely on their plots. We're going to rank them here and the movies can be released in theaters, they can be streamed, they can be direct to video, I don't care what they are as long as they're so bad they're good and let's go.

To start with Stevie, well, our first movie is called Eruption L.A and the plot synopsis is difficult. Screenwriter Josh Kendricks finds himself the star of his own disaster movie. When supervolcanoes start erupting all over Los Angeles, I might pass a look as I'm sure. The agent informed you We need to rewrite page one of a movie about earthquakes Have you heard of Dr. Erwin? You will meet with a seismologist. Why not do it after an earthquake? What's all that noise right there? What the hell is that? Oh God, the entire Los Angeles basin is right on top of a volcano.

We didn't see it because we weren't looking. Oh my god, this is worse than I thought. How much time do we have? Four, maybe five hours. There is nothing here. That looks horrible. It has suspense. right, what happened, how did he not know about this, we didn't know because we weren't looking, yeah, yeah, it's also a little strange because you see at the top that they bring him, he's the eighth writer to rewrite a movie about an earthquake, but he has already written. a movie called lava angelus, that movie that he wrote and that came out, that movie is coming to life in his real life, but for some reason he was also hired for another movie about earthquakes and as soon as they hired him, he walked out of that office production, yes. he gets in a helicopter with that seismologist and who is flying the helicopter.

Oh, she's the female lead in the new movie he's writing because he learned to fly a helicopter in the last movie he made, yeah, like Tom Cruise does. Yes, this is an airtight plot, how is he acting? The amount of people pretending like an earthquake is happening throughout the entire movie, yeah exactly, there's no room-shaking special effects or anything, so it's literally like someone is screaming off camera like an earthquake and people was like you. Guys okay you have to put this at number one because I can't imagine it getting any better yeah I'm not going to be good okay alex uh give us yours.

I'm so excited guys, I've seen this before. movie before I decided to pick it up for this before it was an option, I watched it in October, I casually watched it again, and then I watched it again for this, so that's three total viewings for me just for this movie, it can't be too much. bad no I don't think it's great it's called mom and dad uh it's the story of a teenage girl and her brother trying to survive a wild 24 hours in which a mass hysteria causes parents to turn violently against their own children it stars nick cage and some other people starring nicholas cage yes, you may be familiar with his work.

He's very picky about the projects he gets involved in, yeah, I mean, yeah, but it's pretty amazing, let's take a look. What's that rush today? It's like we're waiting. for a buffet, what is happening is long. Now multiple reports are coming in of parents murdering their own children. You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you do the huge one, can you repeat that? I have to say something because that was before the psychosis. took over, that's just a scene in the movie where Nick Cage is upset because he's going through a midlife crisis, he builds an entire pool table and then his wife says, Were you going to tell me about the pool table? and he says no and then he just breaks it for no reason, yeah never build a pool table, yeah ask your wife, yeah but if you're going to destroy it you should do it with the hokey pokey, yeah exactly, I think in We actually have another clip from this movie because it's there.

There's a lot of things right, you have to get out of the bar house, mother, you're going to open this, there's no way it's in the script, he definitely decided to do that, yeah, you know, it's an accent I don't know, it's just which is the pinnacle of cinema, yeah, I think wow, Nick Cage has his own accent, that's just Nick Cage. You know, this is what I have to say about this. I want Eruption. It seems like a worse movie, but Nick Cage's performance is something very difficult. to get over when you get into movies so bad they're good, you know, yeah, so I guess we gotta change the rash, I gotta see it, oh, and it's got her too, yeah, that other lady, yeah, she's got to the other lady.

Nick Cage is just like them, oh my god, isn't he? Like, she's, I mean, don't look at her, okay, well, what you got, okay, my movie was called Beauty and the Spectator and it's the absolute worst thing I've ever done. Seen as, the plot synopsis is a narcissistic plastic surgeon who meets a beautiful woman who changes her outlook on life. It was filmed very well, that's what I'll say. I think I read that it was filmed in 4k. When you look at it, the color is very well graded. The cuts of two are very good, you can really see how bad it is, so you can really see how terrible the acting is, okay, but yeah, we have a trailer.

Yes, I am Dr. Joseph Neiman and I am a board certified plastic surgeon. I am considered one. of the best in the country people have always been obsessed with achieving the perfect look cosmetic surgery is the new drug and is in high demand the leader of the people against plastic surgery would like to meet you maybe you should start dating again what about you are talking? about me dying all the time you know I'm not talking about your strippers with benefits or one night specials. I bet you've never been in love. Would you ever marry a woman who has never been under the knife?

I don't think she can. trusting a woman who has never had surgeries seems so strange, it is very strange, but the protagonist seems pretty good, he is like in his own world, similar to Nicholas Cage, like he is working to be Nicholas Cage one day, he is very kind For your part, I did. I don't understand the word, he said it was, it's like a rapper who mutters, yeah, yeah, if Bradley Cooper can mutter his way to an Oscar, he's not ugly, he's not ugly, this is one of those movies where everyone involved thought they were making a good movie. and they were incredibly wrong, it was sideways, you know what I'm saying, it's a different category of bad movie like The Room, but I don't think it reaches masterpiece levels like The Room, so it has a kind of Tommy Wiseau quality to it. . delivery that he made, yes, yes, this is really difficult and I want to see all of this, no, no, I feel like Nicholas Cage deserves his own category, here is what I hear that tells me that this was so bad that it was bad is that no I found out you're right it started to get better and it became entertaining it doesn't look good and it's funny I'll also say I was laughing it was like you were laughing I was laughing at you so if you want to laugh at something definitely don't have the kids in the room. room yeah we already killed them I think there are three just because this one has a helicopter you're right you better believe it yeah you have bad special effects Okay okay we still have one more though Ellie what's up?

Oh, let me take you to the world of the boyfriend killer. Can you guess the plot? Probably after the death of her son in a car accident, a grieving woman begins to suspect that her vengeful girlfriend set it up to make it look like an accident let's show the trailer this is officer ortega there has been an accident with your son I have bad news what What's happening Sandy, are you okay a mother should look for answers I'm so sorry? I don't want to scare you, I just don't know who Carrie was, this is Crystal Preston's ex-girlfriend, no, we were together, Preston and I still were, I actually live here, yeah, how long were you two nine ten dating? months, a big mistake if it's not locking my car, it's killing my fish or destroying my house, why do you think she would lie about moving in with Preston, who knows what happens for her crazy money?

It's just that some women, I was Preston's fiancee, have killer girlfriends, no. uncrying body killer boyfriend wow also fish killer cutting boyfriend fish killers yeah you're saying this isn't all a slow build up to just a porn scene that's shocking i know she uh so you've seen the full movie on that trailer, I actually saw the murder you usually don't put that in the trailer can you explain to the fish like she was upset because her ex-boyfriend didn't want to let her in and that's why she wasn't friends with the ex-boyfriend, they lived together, they were engaged differently ? boyfriend boyfriend pretty dead that's what the mother cares about okay that's different she called them she has a story the woman in her is beautiful yeah oh yeah I kept thinking that all the time I wish she would kill me you know what she It's really good, and I hope you know that one day she flaps her wings, uh, above the fray, um, and in movies that have real budgets, okay, this is in the same category as beauty and the viewer again like someone who thought he was doing something great, doing something unintentionally right.

Great in a bad way, it doesn't seem like the acting is as bad as the beauty and anyone who sees it can simply say that from the trailer it's not that bad. Wow, it's really bad, but not that bad. Mine has the worst performance, yes. Without a doubt, but this is this in 4k. You know, I don't know anything about that. Definitely mine in all cases is like the most cases where you can get cages at all times. I'm thinking beauty and viewer is a little bit better than this because it's worse I mean it's kind of a cliché plot it's such a stupid plot about can you marry someone you haven't?

It hasn't gone under the knife, it's like that's good, where do you do it? You got it, yeah, where do you hear stuff like that? Yeah, okay, put the boyfriend killer at number four, sorry, ally, uh, we're basically set, I think we're going to leave mom and dad at number one just because I'm afraid of what nickname. Cage might do if we don't, yeah, yeah, can I make a counterargument? People don't actually like this movie, mom and dad, yeah, yeah, it was great, but 54. is like a 54, a rotten tomato, so you know, but it's like, yeah, me.

I mean number one is the one I want to see the most even though I know it's bad yeah I'll take it I'll take defeat because of Nic Cage so there you have it people who haven't seen any of these movies based solely on Based on your arguments, we have determined that Mom and Dad is the best bad movie of 2018. Yes, thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing, you guys say you know what time it is, you know what time it is, hello rhett link, this is the film class at gilmer. high school in north georgia and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology, fair represents north georgia, love you, click the link above to watch us match the team member with your favorite bad movie of all time and more good mythology, and to discover where The Wheel of Mythology is going to land.

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