WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! | Astrocreep

Hello everyone, my name is Markiplier and welcome to ASTROCREEP. Now delve, DEEP, deep, deep into the deepest recesses of your mind, where all the repressed memories of your childhood lie lurking in the darkness. Now, if you remember back in the year twenty-fifth (2015), you will remember a game called "The Visitor" and The Visitor featured an incredibly curious alien who wanted to know everything about you, but the only way he knew was to dig deep, deep! , deep in your ASS! It digs in a little bit and then maybe a little bit takes over your entire body and impersonates who you are and accumulates your DNA in its organic structure.

That's the grossest intro I've ever made, so I'm really proud of it. You'll also remember a game of-FFFUUUUUCCCKK. I am very angry. That is better. That's

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i wanted. This is the quality of Let's Play™ that you have come to expect from the Markiplier channel. Have you ever had one of those days where everything goes wrong? Well, this is not one of those days, that's my life! Whatever isn't going to get better like that, let's play. I already know it's going downhill from the beginning. From timestamp 0:17. It started going downhill, believe me a lot. Anyway, enough of all that shit.

We have Astrocreep here. Made by the same guy who made Cannibal Café. And this feature, and the reason I brought up all this nonsense: Oh, "There are two possibilities: either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." But the reason I saw this... ooh. Use your mouse to click around the area to find and guide the alien through the doors. Your goal is to evolve to a stage that allows you to create a nest and infest the entire space station. You will have to kill the humans on board to evolve.

Different evolutionary forms unlock different options. -Moan of Knowledge- and this is where it all comes together, because in the preview of this game - I saw an alien digging up someone's ass... -Childish giggle- Hello! Do I want to get to that part of the game? So, let's try to explore and wander -Moan of Stupefaction- Surprise, surprise! I'm not dead! Did someone literally pick up this floating corpse in the middle of space and say: (Bad impersonation) "Yeah right!" (Bad impersonation) "I'll take him aboard my spaceship! We've never heard of the possibility of alien invaders and body snatchers!" (Bad impersonation) "That couldn't happen." So, we have to hang around here and try to find a way to get our little alien bu- -Moan of amazement- -Groan of disgust- Oh!

It's a baby she's giving birth to! -Moan of Astonishment- Listen to his adorable squeal.. Of pain and - -Moan of Worry- He didn't like that! It's too hot for your centrifugal body! Ah, that's better! That's definitely cool. Hey! What's up buddy? Do you want an alien inside you? There's a sexual joke here and I'm not going to be able to - AW! Man, I didn't know that guy knew kung-fu. Well... let's try it again, okay? Well, we must first incapacitate him before we can do

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we need to do. BLAM! Blearghhh! -More noises- It's good to know that the face of that thing was still intact to be able to get through.

Well! So I can't immediately get rid of this guy. So I'll either go through the vents, which I can't because I can't unlock it, so I'll go through the door. (To unconscious space guy) "You'll never know!" I'm a shadow in the night A disgusting little slug like a shadow in the night Let's go to the bathroom! Because, if I remember anything about digging inside someone's anus (I did that once), it probably happens in the bathroom. It's locked! It doesn't matter! I'm going to go now! Thank goodness they closed their bathrooms on these space stations. "The Future Sure Is Magic™" Hello?

Hello lady! You look very, very, very sad. Well, that's not going to work. That's not going to work™ That's not going to work™® That's not going to - None of this is going to work What the

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am I going to - ♪ DO!? ♫ ♫ What the

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am I going to do!? ♪ Why? Why aren't you curious? Why did this thing open and his face explode from the inside! -The ghosts have entered the space station- (SP00KY) "It's a Ghoooooooost!" "Leave your paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!" -A skeleton lives inside Mark- -Moan of Discovery- Aaahh! You had to click the corners! Well!

So... Uh... I'm an idiot and I obviously didn't even click on the giant yellow things in front of my face, but then again, I never do. So, I don't really need to worry about it. I'm... I'm just incredibly stupid. Well! Right is right! I'm going to go straight...to the bathroom maybe? (Bad impersonation) "Oh boy! It's a puzzle! It's a puzzle! Let's try this one. It's lonely Woop, I bet it's-Ohh no Woop woop Wee boop OHHHH, where are we going now Weee boop boop Aww that didn't work at all Wait a minute. Something's not right about this.

Well, boopity boopity boob. a coincidence! That was shit! OHHH, it's the moment we've all been waiting for. I can't wait to give this guy a hard time. That's not what I meant... I didn't mean to. WOW! That guy got mad! Well, I mean, if you got hit by a bullet, I guess you'd be mad, I gotta go back to the beginning. Well, that's cool! oh! AHH! I was almost there. And that's not a good thing to say... So I know what to do, it's the old "distraction method." And then UH OH Shit is literally going to go wrong! -Man moaning in pain- Hoooo-ly - SHIT!

Now I can spit poisonous quills! What was going on with that guy's DNA? That's what I absorbed. I don't want to know. I don't need to know. I don't want to go anywhere except away from this horrible, horrible mess I've created (Ace Ventura) "Very well then!" (Bad impersonation) "Come on!" "Spit out some poisonous quills!" -Groan of Revulsion- Let's close that, no one needs to know about my shame Very well ♪ Goodbye! ♫ SCHRPEQUEUQ Scary little bitch Alright, now back here to... (Contemplates existence) I'm sure you would have heard that noise. Well, how about now? (Bad impersonation) "Heh! Right in the crotch!" "That's what you get!" "He is already dead".

Can I use his...body as DNA? Can I use the body of "F. Thompson"? Uh oh... -Something eating something from a state fair- -Seizure moan- Could you stop that Mmkay Acid evolution, highly corrosive vomit? Acid that can melt all organic material and most metals O! Telekinetic evolution: manipulates the will of organic organisms. Move things with your mind. Well that's something I'm going to say oooh. It's a little head with legs... Wh-Ohh, why is it dancing? You don't need to dance. It's a tiny baby with a head and legs! leughh bghh Okay then! I'm going to get here.

Hey! Do you want to manipulate tekeneticalacaly? Woooooooooooo! Hello! My brain! My baby's head pulses with telekinetic energy. What are you doing? What are you doing? OHHHH I had a sneaking suspicion that t-that's a bouncing head. And as far as I know, there is a closed door there -Expresses disdain for the situation- I didn't need to do that! I didn't need to kill her! You could just click on the card and continue! HEUGGGHHHHH heeeeeuuuh Heuuu- Okay, so I can't go through there because I don't have anything "sour" Which I guess is good.. HO! OHH OHH GOD Oooohhh!

Your current ability is too weak to penetrate the laser field. You must evolve to a higher form. Oh really! The good thing is that this guy is quick on the draw with that laser field and the good thing is that there is a laser field to begin with. So I need to evolve to a higher form, huh? Well, it's a good thing there's a convenient body, right behind this door! -Creepy alien music- OH NO! D: OHHH NOOO D: That's Dead Space oh! That's Dead Space™ oh! - Many don't - That's Dead Space straight up. That's one of the rare deaths.

That's one of the weird deaths Isaac Clarke can go through in Dead Space. Not found frequently. You know that long, lanky guy who falls apart into different things? If that head strangles you and you die from it, it will literally rip your head off and then implant itself into your body. It's one of the most horrible deaths in the game. And that was the surprising thing about Dead Space (Bad Alien Impersonation). "Hey! Dude! It's me, Lauren!" "Le-Let me in!" "Look! It's me! "Uh... your friend!" "HA HA!" "It's your boo!" "Maybe!" Alright, then ne- Woooooaaahh -Tim Allen noise- Okay, ha, aw, aw, haw, haw, ohh Pi- answer this arm! boobity boobity boop There's nothing weird about that! boi deez deez.. ohh Oh..

This sad scientist didn't stand a chance against me. Oh, I could-I just... I could-I just passed the vents, and no one would notice. Who would have thought that would have been the pacifist route through this game? Everyone's going to die and I'm going to reign in this parade. Go, go, go. And speaking of go, where the hell are we going? AHH IS THAT OHH. Do you suspect the total loss of the crew on this ship? ERRR! I don't want to know what in the world happened! HE HE HE HEEE HEEEE - I don't want to know how I was "infesting" that thing myself. another route.

So I'll come right back once I get to the anointing jjjjj I was about to say juxtaposition, but that's the wrong word for this situation. Eat this! HA HA! What loser got killed by an alien and now we're all going to be acid and shit gggeerh weeffbefbejg I'm so... I'm so angry! - He laughs like the man child he is - Look at the way he drags his tentacles - That's adorable - Squirts like a GOODBYE - No one suspects anything! I'm sure she doesn't want to mess with me. -Alien language- This is the pacifist route, wow! no no! -vomit- I'm sorry!

Sorry, that was very rude of me on top of all the murder I'm not committing. ;) Oh no! I have to murder him oh no. He won't know what's going to happen! Ooohh you are ahhhh! Man! This poor boy! No matter what happens to him, he will simply disintegrate. Can I continue using-? -Mark turns into a zombie- I don't want that! NO oh no...oh noo So what happens when I come back and see the lady? Is she going to freak out because now I'm... Ooh, she's back up? Damn! That was my chance to stop by. ohh noo ahhhh Nahh I don't think there was an arrow there anyway.

So I couldn't have gone back, that's why I went left first. So it wasn't even an option. So I shouldn't worry too much about that (bad alien impersonation). "Don't listen to me!" "Jsh-ust dragging me to victory!" -Alien Language- "Ah, yes, yes!" "This looks like an excellent closet for furious masturbation-" "For six straight hours!" "And then..." "My goal has been accomplished!" "The whole world is infested!" "Uh-oh! "The good thing is that I have a lower body." "Because that washed everything I needed!" Alright! So we're done. We're done here, boy! That was horrible. But anyway, that's it: ASTROCREEP.

And, strangely enough, very fun! I like that bit of morbid curiosity about these types of games. It's kind of fun to watch, so thank you all so much for watching! And as always, see you in the next video -Markiplier says goodbye to his non-existent friends-. <3